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Who likes farting?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh my days ...

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Where's _rincess peach when ya need her

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Nope x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing like relieving a little back pressure

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, it's quite satisfying. Especially when your stomach noticeably deflates.

I did keto last year and completely stopped farming, it was quite weird.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yep, it's quite satisfying. Especially when your stomach noticeably deflates.

I did keto last year and completely stopped farming, it was quite weird."

You a farmer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Farting now.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Farting now."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yep, it's quite satisfying. Especially when your stomach noticeably deflates.

I did keto last year and completely stopped farming, it was quite weird."

I know you meant farting but farming sounds funny!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Yours smell like roses surely? They can be quite satisfying and relieving.

Worst is when you go round to someone new's house and you kept them in to be polite and it feels like you'll explode.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep, it's quite satisfying. Especially when your stomach noticeably deflates.

I did keto last year and completely stopped farming, it was quite weird."

Farting, not farming. I've not done farming for 20 years.

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Nothing like deflating after a long meeting or a plane ride,

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Basque in the ambience”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep, it's quite satisfying. Especially when your stomach noticeably deflates.

I did keto last year and completely stopped farming, it was quite weird.

I know you meant farting but farming sounds funny!"

I love my phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I don’t like it when you’re in bed with a guy and you feel one and your stomach starts doing all those bubbles and then it implodes inside.

I’ve had to say I needed something from my car before and gone outside from bed and just done massive ones in the car

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Farts are smelly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey Annie most things you could do to me anytime day are night .facesitting been one of my favourite positions but farting on me no thanks .I'll draw the line there lady ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing like deflating after a long meeting or a plane ride, "

Image of you taking off round the room like a deflating balloon.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

I like the feeling when you get back to your car after a full day at the office and let the knicker rippers out that have been stuck in all day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like it when you’re in bed with a guy and you feel one and your stomach starts doing all those bubbles and then it implodes inside.

I’ve had to say I needed something from my car before and gone outside from bed and just done massive ones in the car

Why don't you just, say I need a massive fart, so prepare yourself. Then Dutch oven them.

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Eat onions then fart

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

It's good to let rip, if I didn't I'd probably explode

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like it when you’re in bed with a guy and you feel one and your stomach starts doing all those bubbles and then it implodes inside.

I’ve had to say I needed something from my car before and gone outside from bed and just done massive ones in the car

I worked in a book shop years ago and had a special farting corner next to the erotic fiction because nobody went there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I suffer with I.B.S so am always farting and I like it because it helps get rid of stomach pain otherwise I probably wouldn’t be that excited about it lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It's good to let rip, if I didn't I'd probably explode

Oh you

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who sniffs them

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Who sniffs them"

Everyone loves their own brand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who sniffs them"

You ?

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

There goes another undercover

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who sniffs them

You ? "

No you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It’s mad because I don’t like the smell of other peoples and find it quite offensive to breath in someone’s fart but I do like smelling my own, I know it’s bad. But I’ve had a full tin of beans this afternoon!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who sniffs them

Everyone loves their own brand

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like it when you’re in bed with a guy and you feel one and your stomach starts doing all those bubbles and then it implodes inside.

I’ve had to say I needed something from my car before and gone outside from bed and just done massive ones in the car

I don’t get why women are so embarrassed about it infront of a man. It’s a natural bodily function it don’t bother us if you fart around us. As long as it’s not when we’re down there doing the deed lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who sniffs them

You ?

No you "

Saddle sniffer you are ..

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who sniffs them

You ?

No you

Saddle sniffer you are ..

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"It’s mad because I don’t like the smell of other peoples and find it quite offensive to breath in someone’s fart but I do like smelling my own, I know it’s bad. But I’ve had a full tin of beans this afternoon!"

You don't want us to bottle them up for you then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like it when you’re in bed with a guy and you feel one and your stomach starts doing all those bubbles and then it implodes inside.

I’ve had to say I needed something from my car before and gone outside from bed and just done massive ones in the car

It takes a few months to build up that level of trust. After that I just fistbump whoever I fart in front of.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t like it when you’re in bed with a guy and you feel one and your stomach starts doing all those bubbles and then it implodes inside.

I’ve had to say I needed something from my car before and gone outside from bed and just done massive ones in the car

It takes a few months to build up that level of trust. After that I just fistbump whoever I fart in front of."

I guess everyone is different and has their own feelings about it but for me it doesn’t bother me at all

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Yep, it's quite satisfying. Especially when your stomach noticeably deflates.

I did keto last year and completely stopped farming, it was quite weird."

That keto diet thing could cause a drop in food production if enough people take it up.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I wonder what Frank Bough would have thought of this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Farts are smelly "

So's Annie's car.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I personally prefer a good dump. Luke

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Op, it's too late Mr Methane has already done "Smoke On The Water" & "Shaft"!

Bust a nut though...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ4o_Coes6o

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Don’t know what to make of that, even if my favourite Hollywood actress said that, that would still be disgusting. I wonder if I a men wrote that, it would be even responded by people like that. "

I'm sure it would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t know what to make of that lol, even if favourite actress said that, it would still be disgusting. I wonder if a men wrote the same stuff on here, wouldn’t even be given any hype, would be called, you are disgusting by many men lol. I guess World is fair but fab isn’t

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t know what to make of that, even if my favourite Hollywood actress said that, that would still be disgusting. I wonder if I a men wrote that, it would be even responded by people like that.

I'm sure it would

Lol, haven’t read all the replies

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t know what to make of that, even if my favourite Hollywood actress said that, that would still be disgusting. I wonder if I a men wrote that, it would be even responded by people like that.

I'm sure it would

Trust me, it would be bit different

for various reason x

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Don’t know what to make of that, even if my favourite Hollywood actress said that, that would still be disgusting. I wonder if I a men wrote that, it would be even responded by people like that.

I'm sure it would

Trust me, it would be bit different

for various reason x"

A farts a fart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t know what to make of that, even if my favourite Hollywood actress said that, that would still be disgusting. I wonder if I a men wrote that, it would be even responded by people like that.

I'm sure it would

Trust me, it would be bit different

for various reason x

A farts a fart "

Whatever lol, you know everything, probably you know I am right

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"Farts are smelly "

They are and once at work a customer farted right infront of me and turned round and said oh sorry that was my arse

I didn't know how to react as it was so unexpected. Wish I could of kept my handbag in a closer room cos out would of came my body spray

Wouldn't care if he saw me spray it or not that was awful xx

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

From the way I seen certain responses it does feel like that sometimes but this is the forums. I'm new to forum life

but learning anything can be a topic of discussion here xx

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

I don't think the world is fair much but what can we do ay ken

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Farts are smelly

They are and once at work a customer farted right infront of me and turned round and said oh sorry that was my arse

I didn't know how to react as it was so unexpected. Wish I could of kept my handbag in a closer room cos out would of came my body spray

Wouldn't care if he saw me spray it or not that was awful xx"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think the world is fair much but what can we do ay ken

xx "

We could possibly debate but this is the forums. We can’t do much about anything, definitely can have honest opinion, wouldn’t make difference to anything. Not much we can do though xx

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By *rueone71Man over a year ago

Hiding in the Barnes

Mine smells like roses (...as if

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't think the world is fair much but what can we do ay ken

We could possibly debate but this is the forums. We can’t do much about anything, definitely can have honest opinion, wouldn’t make difference to anything. Not much we can do though xx"

And I agree, world isn’t much fair xx

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By *tew008Man over a year ago

edinburgh

seen a girls status asking for hot guys fart videos, new one for here

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Nothing to add to this… whoopsie daisy. Soz.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let's face it. Farts are funny!

And a natural bodily function.

I don't mind hearing people fart as long as they aren't smelly ones.

My family have always laughed at toilet humour, so I was brought up with my Nan's funny phrase of "Wherever you be, let the wind blow free. Wherever you go, let it blow!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Let's face it. Farts are funny!

And a natural bodily function.

I don't mind hearing people fart as long as they aren't smelly ones.

My family have always laughed at toilet humour, so I was brought up with my Nan's funny phrase of "Wherever you be, let the wind blow free. Wherever you go, let it blow!"

I remember my nan told me as a kid. It's better to fart a little, than blow your hole and become a cripple

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"I don't think the world is fair much but what can we do ay ken

We could possibly debate but this is the forums. We can’t do much about anything, definitely can have honest opinion, wouldn’t make difference to anything. Not much we can do though xx"

That's exactly it

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"I don't think the world is fair much but what can we do ay ken

We could possibly debate but this is the forums. We can’t do much about anything, definitely can have honest opinion, wouldn’t make difference to anything. Not much we can do though xx

And I agree, world isn’t much fair xx "

and sigh just gotta take the good from it and leave the bad bits to it xx

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By *ohnj21Man over a year ago

Leeds

"Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?"

Happy to skyoe and watch uvfart

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By *nkforthekinkMan over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

"Nothing like deflating after a long meeting or a plane ride, "

It’s a well known scientific fact you can fart freely on a plane and no one will notice!

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman over a year ago

Southampton

"I suffer with I.B.S so am always farting and I like it because it helps get rid of stomach pain otherwise I probably wouldn’t be that excited about it lol "

Me too! I've even found the deserted places at work to do it

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Time and a Place for that......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone likes a good fart (their own) don’t they?

‘Pull my finger’

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?"

Women don’t fart!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Must admit the relief is worth it, I’m on metformin and the wind from it is not nice

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When I do a swimming on my side drill, I can't get my breathing right and I swallow loads of air. My tummy noticeably gets bigger and deflating is ace. Proper noisy but not that smelly.

But I do enjoy trumping anyway.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Have you ever lit them?

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By *immyinreadingMan over a year ago

henley on thames

Farting is great, particularly if you can build up a long loud one. Farting in the shower can be great due to the acoustics, and farting in the bath is good too. Mate of mine farted into a megaphone too, that was very good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your own farts always smell amazing, but everyone else's are toxic!!

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Op, it's too late Mr Methane has already done "Smoke On The Water" & "Shaft"!

Bust a nut though...

I have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQ4o_Coes6o

I saw him live many years ago. Whacky students eh. If it was genuine, he’s quite the talent.

I still remember one childhood effort. It seemed to go one for ever, and caused shock and awe amongst the kids lucky enough to be present.

I went back to exact tree it was under three years ago. Scandalously, there was no plague saying “On this spot in August 1981, Lost Sock...”.

You had to make your own fun back in the day in the wilds of Mid Wales.

She

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yep, it's quite satisfying. Especially when your stomach noticeably deflates.

I did keto last year and completely stopped farming, it was quite weird.

Farting, not farming. I've not done farming for 20 years."

Fart harvester

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Hahaha I love your honesty

Yeah I must admit I take a bit/lot of juvenile pleasure in squeezing a ripper out. If I've been on my bike for a few hours the pressure relief is most welcome

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

It's all about holding back and releasing at the right time. Raising a leg so that your arse hole is tight is important. Then BOOOMMMM! Oh the joy. Better than sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plastic chairs that you find in village halls are excellent for really amplifying a decent trump!

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"Plastic chairs that you find in village halls are excellent for really amplifying a decent trump!

As are the white cheap garden furniture. They can really ramp up the sound and vibrations

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or laminate flooring. Ever farted whist sat on laminate floor, they can feel quite sharp.

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"Plastic chairs that you find in village halls are excellent for really amplifying a decent trump!

One that knows

A good “seat-vibrating” trump was a real thrill as a small child. Guaranteed to result in admiration and new friends (a few minutes later).

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

I've not read the whole thread, apologies, has anyone addressed the issue of following through?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've not read the whole thread, apologies, has anyone addressed the issue of following through?

I guess all satisfying actions have their dangers...

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By *aitonelMan over a year ago

Liverpool

It's all fun and games until somebody shits themselves!

Plus IBD farts are far from fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or laminate flooring. Ever farted whist sat on laminate floor, they can feel quite sharp. "

I don't have laminate any more. But I am dog sitting at my mum's for a couple of nights next week, so I've set a reminder on my phone to 'try farting on the floor'. Cheers for the heads-up.

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"I've not read the whole thread, apologies, has anyone addressed the issue of following through?

I guess all satisfying actions have their dangers...

It's worth the risk

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or laminate flooring. Ever farted whist sat on laminate floor, they can feel quite sharp.

I don't have laminate any more. But I am dog sitting at my mum's for a couple of nights next week, so I've set a reminder on my phone to 'try farting on the floor'. Cheers for the heads-up.

Report back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you ever lean back a bit so the trump comes up the front and you get a bit of front flappage?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Love farting! Why is it we love the smell of our own farts but not other peoples? X

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

"Do you ever lean back a bit so the trump comes up the front and you get a bit of front flappage? "

Yes love to do this and get a little fanny flutter! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bath trumps are the one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bath trumps are the one

Like a poor man's jacuzzi.

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Nothing like deflating after a long meeting or a plane ride,

Image of you taking off round the room like a deflating balloon.

I've come close once or twice, lol

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Do you ever lean back a bit so the trump comes up the front and you get a bit of front flappage? "

Heaven...bubbling up your flackets and making them nice and warm!

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"Do you ever lean back a bit so the trump comes up the front and you get a bit of front flappage? "

A similar effect can be achieved with testicals. The hot air feeling around them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Or laminate flooring. Ever farted whist sat on laminate floor, they can feel quite sharp.

I don't have laminate any more. But I am dog sitting at my mum's for a couple of nights next week, so I've set a reminder on my phone to 'try farting on the floor'. Cheers for the heads-up.

Report back

Watch this space....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One of the best threads ive read in a while ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To fart is just a sigh of wind coming from the heart,

But if it takes a downward path its often called a fart,

To fart it is a pleasure it gives the bowels ease,

It scents and warms the bedclothes and suffocates the flees

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"To fart is just a sigh of wind coming from the heart,

But if it takes a downward path its often called a fart,

To fart it is a pleasure it gives the bowels ease,

It scents and warms the bedclothes and suffocates the flees"

If one is not too careful,

A smile converts to frown,

For what I thought was joy,

Has turned my sheets brown

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s a body necessity so yes. I won’t do it in front of other people thought! Unless they annoying me then I let a deadly silence one and leave the room

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It reminds me a little french poem about it

A fart is a little wind

Who pass though two mountains

To announce the venue

Of general poopoo

In french it’s sound better.. not the fart the saying

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?"

Your post in forum surprise and amuse me more and more ?? just like your profile

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?"

When you do it in the bath and get those concentrated bubbles of fart gas bursting all around you *inserts Ainsley Harriott spicy meme here*

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

*parrrrrrrp*

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"*parrrrrrrp*

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Ooooo, I fucking love a good fart. Mine are generally all bark and no bite, but if I'm due on they fucking stink or if I've got a bad belly. I get annoyed at myself when I do a whiffer

Other people's make me wanna chunder tho, I imagine their poo crystals invading my nostrils. And if someone does a wet sounding one I will heave unless it's a baby, and it cracks me up.

Farts are funny when they're mine.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

I remember many years ago after watching an episode of South Park where they were setting their farts on fire I thought that I would try it myself, and to my gleeful astonishment you can indeed turn your arse into an afterburner! It was a party trick for a while in my early 20's

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I cant help but have a secret schoolboy chuckle when Ive had a smelly dump at work and watch someone walk into the cubicle as I wash my hands

I know its childish but ....

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I remember many years ago after watching an episode of South Park where they were setting their farts on fire I thought that I would try it myself, and to my gleeful astonishment you can indeed turn your arse into an afterburner! It was a party trick for a while in my early 20's

Be warned though: Remember the infamous case a few years back wherein some unlucky participant in said activity, inadvertently melted his pants to his arse?

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

This thread stinks.......

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?

Women don’t fart!!!

We don't poo either

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"This thread stinks.......

Loool quick get the febreeze, open the windows let it air out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?

Women don’t fart!!!

We don't poo either

xx"

This is what i love about the forums. You get to learn something new every day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had a particular type of diabetic medication that created a lot of internal gas and pressure. The pressure would build and build. It was horrific. Eventually that pressure would release and the feeling of relief was amazing. Almost orgasmic.

So I guess I can agree with you in a way

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"Not other peoples farts and not when you’re in a public place or around anyone else, just farting when you’re on your own, even one in bed and Dutch ovening yourself.

Been doing some tonight and it got me thinking that I actually like the sensation of it.

Anyone else?

Women don’t fart!!!

We don't poo either

This is what i love about the forums. You get to learn something new every day.

that's true you do

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By *rPeachyMan over a year ago

Bristol

Magnificent thread it's a shame I can't wink at you OP on account of my oldness because you sound like a woman after my own fart

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By *rPeachyMan over a year ago

Bristol

"Magnificent thread it's a shame I can't wink at you OP on account of my oldness because you sound like a woman after my own fart"

*heart

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Prrrppp....pop....pop...pop BOOM!

IBS/Diverticulitis flare up farts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the feeling when you get back to your car after a full day at the office and let the knicker rippers out that have been stuck in all day.

Yeah but then you have to pretend you didn't see the person from work waving as you drive past cos you know they want a lift...

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

We could probably make a blockbuster film about this subject, and call it, "Gone with the wind."

It's very useful being able to fart at will. Will might not like it so much though.

Eat a tin of beans and go for a bath, and save the cost of buying a Jacuzzi.

True story:- A merchant seaman I know docked in Dundee, and the first thing that he needed was a woman on the game. The lady in question actually farted on his balls during the proceedings, and demanded more money for the sensation. Anyone else experienced this thrill?

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

The sloppy ones are the worse thinking you are gonna shit you're self

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha love it

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By *ersey GirlCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

One lassie farted on the sunbeds years ago. It was one of those ones that go up through her thighs. It was like a flock of ducks. Was so loud

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

Some musical arses could fart up the scale,

And play a good tune for a bucket of ale.

We can all play,"Name that tune"

Some might say it sounds like, "Air on a G string"

Played in fartissimo on a wind instrument.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re allowed to our YouTube links on here?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can honestly say that i haven't farted in over 40 years......

Seemed to co-incide with losing my hearing and sense of smell.

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

Parppp! Oops excusez moi

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By *ustathingMan over a year ago

Reading

This thread reminds me of the video I saw on tiktok...

The lad leaves the girls house after a one night stand, to let out a massive ripper as he leaves...

It was all caught on the girls ring cam!!

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I have to say when you’re sitting down then one just comes out in and it is a very long one immensely satisfying

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I have to say when you’re sitting down then one just comes out in and it is a very long one immensely satisfying

Does it roll round the front and tickle your willy?

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"I have to say when you’re sitting down then one just comes out in and it is a very long one immensely satisfying

Does it roll round the front and tickle your willy?"

Nah not really it’s like a flag flapping in the high wind. But if that did happen it would be quite a achievement

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have to say when you’re sitting down then one just comes out in and it is a very long one immensely satisfying

Does it roll round the front and tickle your willy?"

Wondered how long it would take you to rock up, see ma earlier post at the top of the thread

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Parppp! Oops excusez moi"

Poo, that stinks !!

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"Parppp! Oops excusez moi

Poo, that stinks !! "

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I have to say when you’re sitting down then one just comes out in and it is a very long one immensely satisfying

Does it roll round the front and tickle your willy?

Wondered how long it would take you to rock up, see ma earlier post at the top of the thread

Ha! I didn't see the thread til this morning

I was proper disappointed in myself

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By *uciferLingerieMan over a year ago

Leeds

Hahhaha!!!

Nothing beats your own however long, rippling or toxic...but only when you're on your own...a moment of immature self satisfaction! That is all!

haha funny thread OP

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By *odgerMooreMan over a year ago

Nowhere

It’s all fun and games til the sharting starts!!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Parppp! Oops excusez moi

Poo, that stinks !!

Terrible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think farting is perfectly natural, holding it in is painful and is just gonna cause trouble later. Apparently it was only a matter of weeks, maybe a month before I was comfy farting in front of her ladyship. 5 years on and she's just getting to the stage of being able to in front of me but it's still only occasionally and is always accompanied by the cutest giggle and apology

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think farting is perfectly natural, holding it in is painful and is just gonna cause trouble later. Apparently it was only a matter of weeks, maybe a month before I was comfy farting in front of her ladyship. 5 years on and she's just getting to the stage of being able to in front of me but it's still only occasionally and is always accompanied by the cutest giggle and apology

Mr"

Babe!

NBVN x

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Mr"

Dunno why I'm asking you but, remember when I gave myself indigestion from holding in farts at work coz I knew they were guffy stinkers? I did a thread about it. Holding them in is bad for ya!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Babe!

NBVN x "

Just let it out

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Babe!

NBVN x "

That's just the cutest story!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Has anyone mentioned there's actually proven health benefits to breathing in other people's?

Farts save lives people, farts save lives

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Has anyone mentioned there's actually proven health benefits to breathing in other people's?

Farts save lives people, farts save lives

Aye, helps keep dementia at bay apparently

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Better out than in: just not in my direction.

There are YouTube videos of dogs that fart when they are asleep, they smell it, wake up and freak out. Really funny.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

"Has anyone mentioned there's actually proven health benefits to breathing in other people's?

Farts save lives people, farts save lives

Aye, helps keep dementia at bay apparently "

And good for heart also

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Has anyone mentioned there's actually proven health benefits to breathing in other people's?

Farts save lives people, farts save lives

Aye, helps keep dementia at bay apparently "

no shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

I can't, in fact I have to take IBS tablets sometimes as the pain is so bad. I am trying to relax more and I end up waking myself up farting then I giggle and say excuse me... its me talking that wakes up Mr and not the noise

NBVN x

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By *ampshire555Man over a year ago

Basingstoke

My Mrs must hold them in all day as the moment she falls asleep she inevitably lets rip.

When we first met I didn't know this and one of our first times sleeping together I was violently woken by a ripper as we drifed off in each others arms. I was so shocked, embarrassed and confused as I assumed it must have been me but didn't feel it come out - lol

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Elton john sang about farting and Dutch ovens.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

NBVN x"

Ooooo I'll teach ya how to do the roundy roundy, whenever someone's had trapped wind I give em one and *prrrrrpppftttt* out it comes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

NBVN x"

Oops sorry, giggle giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

NBVN x

Ooooo I'll teach ya how to do the roundy roundy, whenever someone's had trapped wind I give em one and *prrrrrpppftttt* out it comes."

Oh thanks babe... I am so flushed with embarrassment here and he looks so smug... the git

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

NBVN x

Ooooo I'll teach ya how to do the roundy roundy, whenever someone's had trapped wind I give em one and *prrrrrpppftttt* out it comes."

Dunno what the rounds roundy is Peach but I'm willing to learn.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Here comes the earworm.

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

NBVN x"

You need stomach and back rubs

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

NBVN x

Ooooo I'll teach ya how to do the roundy roundy, whenever someone's had trapped wind I give em one and *prrrrrpppftttt* out it comes.

Oh thanks babe... I am so flushed with embarrassment here and he looks so smug... the git

NBVN x "

To the tune of REMs big hit..... "everybody toots, everybody tooooooooots.....sometimes"

You know what they say (what I say but I'm changing me to they to give it more clout) "if it doesn't pay rent evict it, coz the council bloody would"

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

...Rolling like thunder under the covers...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It makes me laugh when it slides up n pops out the front

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Babe!

NBVN x

Just let it out

NBVN x

Ooooo I'll teach ya how to do the roundy roundy, whenever someone's had trapped wind I give em one and *prrrrrpppftttt* out it comes.

Dunno what the rounds roundy is Peach but I'm willing to learn.

Mr"

Look up baby massage. Honestly it works on big people too. My lad used to get quite constipated and I learned the belly rub, or as I called it, the roundy roundy, coz that's the motion your hands make. Not too firm, not too gentle. Worked on the dog too when she got a gurgle tum.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"It makes me laugh when it slides up n pops out the front

Like an actual bubble

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

"It makes me laugh when it slides up n pops out the front

Like an actual bubble

I see that you are located in the place where farting may be something that happens quite regularly..... Tooting xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They also sound different depending on the buttock configuration. Closer buttocks reverberate and sound like a Gatling gun.

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"It makes me laugh when it slides up n pops out the front

Like an actual bubble

I see that you are located in the place where farting may be something that happens quite regularly..... Tooting xx"

I'm actually nowhere near Tooting, think I've been through it a couple of times when younger but that's about it. I have it as that purely coz I fart a lot!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They also sound different depending on the buttock configuration. Closer buttocks reverberate and sound like a Gatling gun.

And grosser if you have just waxed /shaved... Sounds kinda squelchier or sumin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone loves their own brand

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

"It makes me laugh when it slides up n pops out the front

Like an actual bubble

I see that you are located in the place where farting may be something that happens quite regularly..... Tooting xx

I'm actually nowhere near Tooting, think I've been through it a couple of times when younger but that's about it. I have it as that purely coz I fart a lot!"

Well if ever you feel like a change of scenery, there's a village in Gloucestershire, in The Cotswolds which may an equally appropriate location. It's called, Windrush, actually located on the river Windrush where you can also blow bubbles under water.

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Anyone mentioned the"Edward Woodward" you hear when letting one go in the bath?

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Read Rogers Profanisaurus for some excellent tips on how to announce the arrival of a hurricane in your kecks

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By *alking HeadMan over a year ago

Bolton

Fartings good for blowing the cobwebs away after enforced abstinence.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Ahh just had an early finish from work and got into bed. Was a bit cold but I’ve had a couple of farts. Like giving myself a hug.

And thus ends the thread!

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