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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Good evening you lovely people
My question is what’s the worst message someone has sent you on here ?
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
(That was it) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I ask you a question  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oi
Literally that! !  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Oi
Literally that! ! "
Oh I had that! |
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From a guy on a couples profile saying "I'm really sorry but I want to suck a dick"  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question "
Just that ? Not ask if they can ask a question at the beginning of the message then ask it in the same message? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oi
Literally that! ! "
Nobody is ever gonna respond to that lol |
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"Oi
Literally that! ! "
Isn't it custom to say Oi Oi savaloy back |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
This one makes me laugh
Hi gorgeous do you want me inside you  |
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"Good evening you lovely people
My question is what’s the worst message someone has sent you on here ?
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Good evening OP  
1st place goes to a guy that asked if I'm into extreme deep throat until I puke thick vomit then asks me to not be offended by it.
2nd place goes to a guy that asked do I want to meet the guys tonight |
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Alright mate, d you want your back doors smashed in? |
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I had a cracker just tonight that said
Now
My answer ..is the winter of our discontent |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"This one makes me laugh
Hi gorgeous do you want me inside you "
My response iv eaten |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Alright mate, d you want your back doors smashed in?"
A keeper |
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Can I ask a question?
You okay?
Want sex now?
Fancy BBC?
…..I love the last one because I just say I don’t have a TV license so only watch YouTube. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will you come and make me pregnant? And not even an hello first. |
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‘Do you have any smegma I can lick from your cock?’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What's your address
Truth |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"‘Do you have any smegma I can lick from your cock?’ "
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"Alright mate, d you want your back doors smashed in?
A keeper "
Yeah we're engaged now... |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Alright mate, d you want your back doors smashed in?
A keeper
Yeah we're engaged now... "
Lucky |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"‘Do you have any smegma I can lick from your cock?’ "
You said that was one of the best messages you'd ever had!
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"‘Do you have any smegma I can lick from your cock?’
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I know 
Mind you, I probably let myself in for it as the said request followed a joking thread I put up about smegma  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"‘Do you have any smegma I can lick from your cock?’
I know
Mind you, I probably let myself in for it as the said request followed a joking thread I put up about smegma "
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"‘Do you have any smegma I can lick from your cock?’
You said that was one of the best messages you'd ever had!
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It was. Only trouble was I’d just washed the old chap and was bereft of the good stuff   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been seeing a fair few threads lately about what to put in messages, what sort of messages to send with some even pasting contents of messages into threads despite it being against site rules to do so.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What you up too is a favourite one. I usually respond that I’m washing my hair. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in a bad mood so sent
Hope you die of syphilis you fat ugly twat.., I think I had a x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I make you pregnant? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question
Just that ? Not ask if they can ask a question at the beginning of the message then ask it in the same message? "
Nope, just that “can I ask you a question” |
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I had a guy message me recently saying he would love to be sucked but was at work and had a sweaty cock. I almost puked. |
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Either someone sincerely asking if I would castrate them or the one time someone used the fact that they had cancer to get me to sleep with them. Fab certainly attracts a whole spectrum of personalities...  |
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"I had a cracker just tonight that said
Now
My answer ..is the winter of our discontent "
Brilliant work! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you come and make me pregnant? And not even an hello first. "
What’s wrong with that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question
Just that ? Not ask if they can ask a question at the beginning of the message then ask it in the same message?
Nope, just that “can I ask you a question” "
Nobody’s gonna reply to that |
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"Can I ask you a question "
I get these all the time! And the copy and paste messages! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oi
Literally that! !
Nobody is ever gonna respond to that lol "
Yes with another oi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will you come and make me pregnant? And not even an hello first.
What’s wrong with that? "
She didn't say hello first. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and i also received
'Shit on my face'
Not sure what's worse... oi or that! |
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"Can I ask you a question "
HATE that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I ask you a question
HATE that "
Ive actually written that into my profile lol |
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One was an essay and went into great detail about how he wanted to take me to a place and have various other men use me, humiliate me, and at the end he said he basically wanted to r&pe me. |
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Another corker -
Can I eat your used condoms while you humiliate me in front of my mates? |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"You're coming to mine for a good hard fucking!"
I can assure you sir, I am not. |
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Would i burst a balloon on his cock as he came?
Eugh - nope!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one last night just said.
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.upto? |
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Any of:
Hi lolz
Wanna fux
Sent friend request
Can I ask a question
Horny now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would i burst a balloon on his cock as he came?
Eugh - nope!!!"
Lol this actually sounds like one of those kinks I find weirdly sweet and harmless. Wonder if I could keep a straight face whilst doing it though |
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I have to smile sometimes when people hit the question mark key instead of the exclamation mark; so for instance ‘you’re hot???’ Well am I or aren’t I? Apart from that I weary of being asked to pretend to be some guy’s mum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to smile sometimes when people hit the question mark key instead of the exclamation mark; so for instance ‘you’re hot???’ Well am I or aren’t I? Apart from that I weary of being asked to pretend to be some guy’s mum. "
Sometimes the double question mark thing is when someone uses an emoji on their phone that the site does recognise so it converts it to “??” instead.
In other news, without wishing to break the dirty laundry/publishing details of PM rules all I can say is that we have a new contender for the worst first message tonight who out of the blue and on their first message to me calmly and in their own way questioned the validity of certain parts of my upper body (hopefully that is within the rules, no specifics mentioned) Nice  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got pics.
No Hi, no Hello. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wife’s upstairs sleeping dosent know I am on here but horny fancy come over and suck my cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I ask you a question? Just ask it already, don't need permission  |
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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago
leeds |
Can I ask you a question?. My reply " you just did". Or I'm in Leeds. Yeah and? |
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Can you forward your phone number? |
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"Can I ask you a question
HATE that
Ive actually written that into my profile lol"
We’ve tried putting that and similar in the profile but you still get the questions.
By the way, are you really that tall? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Want to come for a gangbang right now
Will you come pee in my car
My favourites are the ones who put their phone number as the message title and then just say call me for phone sex now. |
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I had a chap that all he kept saying was “hi” “ hey, yo!
Blocked him in the end |
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Message from a couple "desperately looking for a woman/couple" (from their status update). Title of the message "hey hey x", body of the message: "hey". When we replied with "hello", we got nothing back . What did they expect, an essay?
We do get "can I ask you a question" quite regularly, too. |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
From a Bi lady in FF couple, she is allowed to play with Men but she’s only allowed to peg them....... Hard. Wanna play
That’s was all she wrote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My cat's died, can I play with your pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know I don't match what your looking for but I thought id message anyway. |
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Lots covered above but I really hate ‘wuu2’.
I assume they are that lazy at everything!! |
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"Can I ask you a question "
You just did! |
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more boring than anything but usually along the lines of
"i would love to come and ruin her holes"
r&s |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The worst message I had ones also the best message I had, cause I couldn’t stop laughing, the title was a single letter and the message was a single letter, I’ll give her due though, they were different letters, at least she was mixing it up. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
Travelling |
"The worst message I had ones also the best message I had, cause I couldn’t stop laughing, the title was a single letter and the message was a single letter, I’ll give her due though, they were different letters, at least she was mixing it up. "
Not sure if I'm the only one, but I'm highly curious as to what these letters were. The suspension is agony. |
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Something along the lines of "fancy a fuck and some sniff?" |
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Implying that they know who I am and that they'll tell my boss I'm here.
Never the right first name. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"are you a guy?"
"No reply. Definitely a bloke"
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Mines was
You dressed? Send address? |
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What’s a TV/TS version (actually they wrote Tranny) of a MILF …as you’re one. Still trying to work out if I should be flattered or insulted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fresh update from yesterday evening.
I got a message with just ‘X’ was that a kiss or X marking the spot? Does that mean I’m in their hit-list? I better start hiding |
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By *oingMan
over a year ago
co. antrim |
No one ever responds to my bank details introductory message. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"No one ever responds to my bank details introductory message."
...really?? Have you tried all of us?!? |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
newcastle |
Twice now been messaged out the blue to accuse of lying about my age despite none of my public photos showing face not sure how that works haha |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Twice now been messaged out the blue to accuse of lying about my age despite none of my public photos showing face not sure how that works haha"
...well that's a good excuse to perv on your profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What lube should I bring for anal with you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What’s your favourite flavour crisps is a belter |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"What’s your favourite flavour crisps is a belter "
Don't... |
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Hi gorgeous.
I'm well into tv/ts and seen many pictures that look great or just down right wrong.
Yours are great but lose the picture of you in the white dress, blond wig, looking sideways with the phone in your hand. It doesn't do you justice at all. Its only my opinion after all but I think you can do better than that, and you have. Very sexy.
Surely this has to be up there from a guy a few hours ago xx |
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"I fucked you at Northwich last week,will you verify me?" |
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I’m so glad i haven’t come across any of these yet.
What an eye opener. |
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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago
Ashford |
"Can I ask you a question "
This is the WORST.
I’ll take the offers of payment or requests to shit on them over “Can I ask you a question?” any day! |
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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago
Ashford |
"Hi gorgeous.
I'm well into tv/ts and seen many pictures that look great or just down right wrong.
Yours are great but lose the picture of you in the white dress, blond wig, looking sideways with the phone in your hand. It doesn't do you justice at all. Its only my opinion after all but I think you can do better than that, and you have. Very sexy.
Surely this has to be up there from a guy a few hours ago xx"
Wow. The person that said that is an absolute wanker. Xx |
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By *929Man
over a year ago
newcastle |
"Twice now been messaged out the blue to accuse of lying about my age despite none of my public photos showing face not sure how that works haha
...well that's a good excuse to perv on your profile "
Haha that’s a far better way of putting it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s your favourite flavour crisps is a belter
Don't... "
What? Why? It’s a sure fire winner |
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"Hi gorgeous.
I'm well into tv/ts and seen many pictures that look great or just down right wrong.
Yours are great but lose the picture of you in the white dress, blond wig, looking sideways with the phone in your hand. It doesn't do you justice at all. Its only my opinion after all but I think you can do better than that, and you have. Very sexy.
Surely this has to be up there from a guy a few hours ago xx
Wow. The person that said that is an absolute wanker. Xx"
He sure is. I did find it very funny considering his profile pic is just a dick pic xxx |
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"Do you like cocaine? I have Pringles if not" |
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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago
Ashford |
"Hi gorgeous.
I'm well into tv/ts and seen many pictures that look great or just down right wrong.
Yours are great but lose the picture of you in the white dress, blond wig, looking sideways with the phone in your hand. It doesn't do you justice at all. Its only my opinion after all but I think you can do better than that, and you have. Very sexy.
Surely this has to be up there from a guy a few hours ago xx
Wow. The person that said that is an absolute wanker. Xx
He sure is. I did find it very funny considering his profile pic is just a dick pic xxx"
What did you reply? If you did...If you haven’t and you still can, how about:
“Hi dickchops,
Im not into you, I’ve looked at your pictures and they’re downright wrong.
Yours aren’t great. Lose any pictures of your cock. (Although it might looked better if you dressed it up in a white dress and blonde wig). Anyway, at least it does you justice in that you’re a prick. Its only my opinion after all but I think you probably can’t do any better.“ |
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By *illie99TV/TS
over a year ago
Central Scotland |
Had a few but the one that comes to mind was the single line
"I fuck trannies" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No words Just a gaping asshole picture |
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Today’s gem is…I’d love to feed you cake all day till you uncontrollably shit yourself. Followed up with … in tights. |
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"What’s your favourite flavour crisps is a belter
Don't...
What? Why? It’s a sure fire winner "
This would get me into your bed definitely
As long as yours weren't beef. Urghh.. |
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"Today’s gem is…I’d love to feed you cake all day till you uncontrollably shit yourself. Followed up with … in tights. "
But could you choose which cake?
I've got a massive craving for ginger cake right now... |
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"Can I ask you a question
Just that ? Not ask if they can ask a question at the beginning of the message then ask it in the same message?
Nope, just that “can I ask you a question” "
That is such a common one isn't it.. Why do they bother?? X |
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"Today’s gem is…I’d love to feed you cake all day till you uncontrollably shit yourself. Followed up with … in tights.
But could you choose which cake?
I've got a massive craving for ginger cake right now... "
Ginger cake this time of night!!! Oh the heart burn. A bit of cherry and coconut with me brew before bed because I’m Rock n roll |
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"Hi gorgeous.
I'm well into tv/ts and seen many pictures that look great or just down right wrong.
Yours are great but lose the picture of you in the white dress, blond wig, looking sideways with the phone in your hand. It doesn't do you justice at all. Its only my opinion after all but I think you can do better than that, and you have. Very sexy.
Surely this has to be up there from a guy a few hours ago xx
Wow. The person that said that is an absolute wanker. Xx
He sure is. I did find it very funny considering his profile pic is just a dick pic xxx
What did you reply? If you did...If you haven’t and you still can, how about:
“Hi dickchops,
Im not into you, I’ve looked at your pictures and they’re downright wrong.
Yours aren’t great. Lose any pictures of your cock. (Although it might looked better if you dressed it up in a white dress and blonde wig). Anyway, at least it does you justice in that you’re a prick. Its only my opinion after all but I think you probably can’t do any better.“"
Told him politely to shove his opinion us his arse then got back Hahahahaha.
Sorry if I offended you but you do still look like a geezer in a wig
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What’s your favourite flavour crisps is a belter
Don't...
What? Why? It’s a sure fire winner
This would get me into your bed definitely
As long as yours weren't beef. Urghh.. "
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"What’s your favourite flavour crisps is a belter
Don't...
What? Why? It’s a sure fire winner
This would get me into your bed definitely
As long as yours weren't beef. Urghh..
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"Today’s gem is…I’d love to feed you cake all day till you uncontrollably shit yourself. Followed up with … in tights.
But could you choose which cake?
I've got a massive craving for ginger cake right now...
Ginger cake this time of night!!! Oh the heart burn. A bit of cherry and coconut with me brew before bed because I’m Rock n roll"
I love cherry anything...
I've just had a packet of rainbow drops....
I've now cleaned my teeth so the mouth is closed for the night lol
It's been pretty busy today... |
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"Hi gorgeous.
I'm well into tv/ts and seen many pictures that look great or just down right wrong.
Yours are great but lose the picture of you in the white dress, blond wig, looking sideways with the phone in your hand. It doesn't do you justice at all. Its only my opinion after all but I think you can do better than that, and you have. Very sexy.
Surely this has to be up there from a guy a few hours ago xx
Wow. The person that said that is an absolute wanker. Xx
He sure is. I did find it very funny considering his profile pic is just a dick pic xxx
What did you reply? If you did...If you haven’t and you still can, how about:
“Hi dickchops,
Im not into you, I’ve looked at your pictures and they’re downright wrong.
Yours aren’t great. Lose any pictures of your cock. (Although it might looked better if you dressed it up in a white dress and blonde wig). Anyway, at least it does you justice in that you’re a prick. Its only my opinion after all but I think you probably can’t do any better.“"
I did reply and might have sent him another with what you said lol still wetting myself from dickchops xxxxx |
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I've had this gem from someone 30 miles away:
You drive lad? birds away.. mad horny. Straight but get curious so need 10000% trust. Wanna suck a cock tbf.. easier in dark park up cover face I’ll suck swalow go. Would pay tbf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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 These are
My personal favourite "do you still get periods" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" These are
My personal favourite "do you still get periods" "
WTF? Seriously? |
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By *lle82Woman
over a year ago
Ashford |
"Hi gorgeous.
I'm well into tv/ts and seen many pictures that look great or just down right wrong.
Yours are great but lose the picture of you in the white dress, blond wig, looking sideways with the phone in your hand. It doesn't do you justice at all. Its only my opinion after all but I think you can do better than that, and you have. Very sexy.
Surely this has to be up there from a guy a few hours ago xx
Wow. The person that said that is an absolute wanker. Xx
He sure is. I did find it very funny considering his profile pic is just a dick pic xxx
What did you reply? If you did...If you haven’t and you still can, how about:
“Hi dickchops,
Im not into you, I’ve looked at your pictures and they’re downright wrong.
Yours aren’t great. Lose any pictures of your cock. (Although it might looked better if you dressed it up in a white dress and blonde wig). Anyway, at least it does you justice in that you’re a prick. Its only my opinion after all but I think you probably can’t do any better.“
I did reply and might have sent him another with what you said lol still wetting myself from dickchops xxxxx"
Good on ya! Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" These are
My personal favourite "do you still get periods"
WTF? Seriously? "
Yeah, still puzzling what he was on about. I think loads on here are much more WTF tho. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just Now..."You're up late, what are you doing"
Like mind your own business...do you honestly expect me to answer that...FFS ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just Now..."You're up late, what are you doing"
Like mind your own business...do you honestly expect me to answer that...FFS ha"
Lol no way someone actually messaged that! What a dweeb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just Now..."You're up late, what are you doing"
Like mind your own business...do you honestly expect me to answer that...FFS ha"
That's unbelievable! Must be awful, having someone make a fairly mundane observation then ask you a question! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just Now..."You're up late, what are you doing"
Like mind your own business...do you honestly expect me to answer that...FFS ha
That's unbelievable! Must be awful, having someone make a fairly mundane observation then ask you a question! "
Yup it screams Borrrrrrring & Nosey...not even a high at start of 1st msg... A "mundane observation" most definitely more like a statement tbh... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just Now..."You're up late, what are you doing"
Like mind your own business...do you honestly expect me to answer that...FFS ha
That's unbelievable! Must be awful, having someone make a fairly mundane observation then ask you a question!
Yup it screams Borrrrrrring & Nosey...not even a high at start of 1st msg... A "mundane observation" most definitely more like a statement tbh..."
*"Hi" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why would someone right a rabbie burns poem, then get ignored. People can only run when they can already walk. If hi gets ignored then let’s not perform a monologue |
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I think I must be to easy going, bad first messages don't bother me.
Although the strangest one I got just read "plop".
Auto spell at it's best I'm guessing. |
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By *omnvixCouple
over a year ago
Gtr Manchester |
I guess the Top 3 are:
"?" - just that. One question mark
"R u on pill?"
"Fuk?"
And these senders wonder why they never get any fun! lol |
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Would I get paid 50 for feet worship
Not even a hello
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening you lovely people
My question is what’s the worst message someone has sent you on here ?
Good evening OP
1st place goes to a guy that asked if I'm into extreme deep throat until I puke thick vomit then asks me to not be offended by it.
2nd place goes to a guy that asked do I want to meet the guys tonight "
The first one we have had three times and he really is not a footballer bless him but if that’s how he gets his kicks then all power to his elbow!!!!
T |
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Do you take it up the arse on a first date? |
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X
Just had that as a first message!
Mike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve just had:
Do you accept spunk deposits?
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By *oingMan
over a year ago
co. antrim |
"No one ever responds to my bank details introductory message.
...really?? Have you tried all of us?!? "
I tried but filters stopped me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve never been with a ginger before - do your pubes glow in the dark?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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' U Hard '
Was one i got yesterday...lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good evening you lovely people
My question is what’s the worst message someone has sent you on here ?
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I wouldn’t know  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I tongue punch your fart box
Years ago now it made me feel sick but also made me laugh |
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‘I can cum on demand.. don’t tell me to cum or you might get pregnant’
Exfuckingscuse me hun? For starters, when did we jump to you being inside me?! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Can I tongue punch your fart box
Years ago now it made me feel sick but also made me laugh"
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
Hi
Wuupt
Fancy meeting now
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
""I want to cum on your back""
When? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve got Covid and hiv positive…..love bareback!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We just got sent this again:
sneak in my pub shed while my lass is asleep, wearing a little skirt no knickers find me inside waiting for you. Say nothing but drop to Ur knees and suck me better than she ever dose them bend over to show me ur wet little pussy. I'll be throbbing n won't be able to resist sliding into you...ur pussy wrapped tight round my cock till I can't take anymore. How do u want me to finish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We just got sent this again:
sneak in my pub shed while my lass is asleep, wearing a little skirt no knickers find me inside waiting for you. Say nothing but drop to Ur knees and suck me better than she ever dose them bend over to show me ur wet little pussy. I'll be throbbing n won't be able to resist sliding into you...ur pussy wrapped tight round my cock till I can't take anymore. How do u want me to finish?"
…With a baby Guinness and a big smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How big are you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He threatened to stab me to death, as thought I was the mother of his child.
Then he apologised for mistaking me for her. Like that was the issue |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"He threatened to stab me to death, as thought I was the mother of his child.
Then he apologised for mistaking me for her. Like that was the issue "
Omg |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He threatened to stab me to death, as thought I was the mother of his child.
Then he apologised for mistaking me for her. Like that was the issue "
wtaf!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“ Into risky fun?....sneak in my pub shed while my lass is asleep, wearing a little skirt no knickers find me inside waiting for you. Say nothing but drop to Ur knees and suck me better than she ever dose them bend over to show me ur wet little pussy. I'll be throbbing n won't be able to resist sliding into you...ur pussy wrapped tight round my cock till I can't take anymore. How do u want me to finish?”
Copy and pasted and sent weekly until we blocked him |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve got Covid and hiv positive…..love bareback!
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jeez |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got the following last week...
"Who says your handsome? I beg to differ."
Guess where that message ended up. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"I got the following last week...
"Who says your handsome? I beg to differ."
Guess where that message ended up."
You sent it to
Boris Johnson |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who come onto you trying to sell you their 8 inchers... it’s an Instant turn off! |
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Worst opening gambit ive had ..."can i wank you off in a toilet ".... |
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I got a “ not bad for an old bird “ today , it always makes me feel appreciated and cheers me up no end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not too bad at first messages. I just bore people once they talk to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was not impressed with the guy who suggested I should have an OF account. |
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Someone said hi, would you like coffee and a Jaffa cake.
I almost heaved at the thought |
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I’m on a roll “ I bet you used to be fit” |
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“I wanna fuck you in the throat until you puke” . Instant block.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine, someone went on a rant at me, we didn’t get in after that.
I like the guys who message assuming I need them to perform oral sex in some way to me… they’re up there as a bad move with me. |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
U ok?
Literally 5 keystrokes, including the space, not even worth spelling the word ‘you’ let alone prefixing it with ‘Are’! I should have been thankful for a question mark at least I suppose.
The temptation to respond with a lengthy diatribe on how the clear lack of effort or interest in opening any sort of worthwhile communication made even those puerile efforts pointless, was huge! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you do anal felching |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you do anal felching "
Dare I ask what it is? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One of the worst - but it also made me laugh - was ‘I’d eat your pussy like a tramp eating chips!’
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a message that just said “face?”
To which I replied “yes have face, do you have face?”
Made me laugh it was so bad |
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"Why would someone right a rabbie burns poem, then get ignored. People can only run when they can already walk. If hi gets ignored then let’s not perform a monologue "
If 'hi' gets ignored, cut the effort down and just send a 'h' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Il let you know if I ever receive a first message  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What's your address
Truth "
I had this too... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Son... is that you?"
(That'd be a bad 1st message hahaha) |
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By *ob08Man
over a year ago
Macclesfield |
"What's your address
Truth
I had this too... "
Maybe they were doing a geographical survey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not sure it's the worst, but I had one that was something like
"Your hair looks like it was done by a child". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one that asked what would I do if I was d*unk and my family were shrunk to an inch in my glass.
 "
Sorry this thread is for worst messages, not best
God what would I do? That’s quite the predicament |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Would Jeni like to sit on this….
Followed by what looked like a extra thin well out of our age range cock peeking out a bed of unkept grey under growth!!
Yuk! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure it's the worst, but I had one that was something like
"Your hair looks like it was done by a child"."
That could be a compliment. |
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