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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry  "
Buzzing around like a busy bee more like 
Your apologies don't mean a thing. Get to work |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
Buzzing around like a busy bee more like
Your apologies don't mean a thing. Get to work "
Yes ma'am  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m not well so I’ve been a right lazy mare recently!
And you wrote me that message! In the midst of laziness. You heroin!  x"
Anything for you my beautiful friend  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
Buzzing around like a busy bee more like
Your apologies don't mean a thing. Get to work
Yes ma'am "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it "
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week ! |
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"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
You mean you don't have people to do that for you?  "
I’m hiring now; apply within. It’ll be a cushty job provided I don’t anything spicy   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mind's not lazy at the moment.
It's a strange feeling. Hanging between laziest of the bodies right now and restless mind. "
Tired with a bouncing brain. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
You have reasons, as does Jim
Jim is he ok
He is, as far as I know. He just has stuff....."
Stuff is pants.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
You mean you don't have people to do that for you?
I’m hiring now; apply within. It’ll be a cushty job provided I don’t anything spicy "
Do I get to do anything else as well? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
You have reasons, as does Jim
Jim is he ok
He is, as far as I know. He just has stuff....."
And he is missed. As he knows. 'Lazy' bum or not. |
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week ! "
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I have a day off tomorrow, first one in 18 months, got a very lazy day planned.....gonna have a lie in till 8, skip the gym and breakfast, get a train into London,, breakfast on the train then a wander round , meet a friend for lunch , bottle of wine, a bit of a perve then head back |
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"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
You mean you don't have people to do that for you?
I’m hiring now; apply within. It’ll be a cushty job provided I don’t anything spicy
Do I get to do anything else as well? "
There may be added perks just for you…  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mind's not lazy at the moment.
It's a strange feeling. Hanging between laziest of the bodies right now and restless mind.
Tired with a bouncing brain."
Have you ever had one of those balls as a kid, that keep bouncing like mad off the walls? I imagine a lot of them thrown together, like in a lottery number machine swirling about until random one pops in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bums never lazy ha ha
 maybe I should have word it differently now that I think about it beautiful x
Well..... maybe xx"
Ha ha one off them not thinking moments lol xx |
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"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
You have reasons, as does Jim
Jim is he ok
He is, as far as I know. He just has stuff.....
Stuff is pants.
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What will you stuff his pants with?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse "
I fondly recall threads about bathroom fittings or radiators. How about a quick guidance on the best Toilet paper? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mind's not lazy at the moment.
It's a strange feeling. Hanging between laziest of the bodies right now and restless mind.
Tired with a bouncing brain.
Have you ever had one of those balls as a kid, that keep bouncing like mad off the walls? I imagine a lot of them thrown together, like in a lottery number machine swirling about until random one pops in. "
I like the analogy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire "
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My mind's not lazy at the moment.
It's a strange feeling. Hanging between laziest of the bodies right now and restless mind.
Tired with a bouncing brain.
Have you ever had one of those balls as a kid, that keep bouncing like mad off the walls? I imagine a lot of them thrown together, like in a lottery number machine swirling about until random one pops in.
I like the analogy "
Yapping brains says you're welcome |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
You mean you don't have people to do that for you?
I’m hiring now; apply within. It’ll be a cushty job provided I don’t anything spicy
Do I get to do anything else as well?
There may be added perks just for you… "
In that case..... as long as I can have one of those long sticks to hold a wet wipe...... I'm in |
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"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
I fondly recall threads about bathroom fittings or radiators. How about a quick guidance on the best Toilet paper? "
Oh Cushelle for me definitely Double quilted on my sensitive ham flower. I don’t want to sand it - I want my balloon knot gently caressed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a day off tomorrow, first one in 18 months, got a very lazy day planned.....gonna have a lie in till 8, skip the gym and breakfast, get a train into London,, breakfast on the train then a wander round , meet a friend for lunch , bottle of wine, a bit of a perve then head back "
I want your day. though opposite is on cards
I'll be heading out of city, blending with nature and looking for secluded places |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My bums never lazy ha ha
maybe I should have word it differently now that I think about it beautiful x
Well..... maybe xx
Ha ha one off them not thinking moments lol xx"
But pure comedy. We thank you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
You have reasons, as does Jim
Jim is he ok
He is, as far as I know. He just has stuff.....
Stuff is pants.
What will you stuff his pants with?! "
Whatever he would like me to stuff his pants with. I'm easy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
I fondly recall threads about bathroom fittings or radiators. How about a quick guidance on the best Toilet paper?
Oh Cushelle for me definitely Double quilted on my sensitive ham flower. I don’t want to sand it - I want my balloon knot gently caressed "
Do you recommend using hand warmer prior to the cosmetic procedure? Something so fragile might suffer from thermic shock, god forbid. |
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small.. "
Are you shrinking as you walk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small..
Are you shrinking as you walk "
Like Alice? I'd love that! Can I be size 10 tomorrow? |
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"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
You have reasons, as does Jim
Jim is he ok
He is, as far as I know. He just has stuff.....
Stuff is pants.
What will you stuff his pants with?!
Whatever he would like me to stuff his pants with. I'm easy "
I'm sure Jim will have plenty of ideas |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I've been lazy for over 2 weeks now.
And I'm not even sorry
You have reasons, as does Jim
Jim is he ok
He is, as far as I know. He just has stuff.....
Stuff is pants.
What will you stuff his pants with?!
Whatever he would like me to stuff his pants with. I'm easy
I'm sure Jim will have plenty of ideas "
He's a clever sausage that Jim |
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"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
I fondly recall threads about bathroom fittings or radiators. How about a quick guidance on the best Toilet paper?
Oh Cushelle for me definitely Double quilted on my sensitive ham flower. I don’t want to sand it - I want my balloon knot gently caressed
Do you recommend using hand warmer prior to the cosmetic procedure? Something so fragile might suffer from thermic shock, god forbid. "
Oh yes indeedy; My leather bagel has a very precise preference for a temperature of 37.2°C. Anything either side of this and it will clamp shut quicker than an alarmed oyster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am one seriously lazy sod. In fact, I can barely muster the resolve to wipe my own arse
I fondly recall threads about bathroom fittings or radiators. How about a quick guidance on the best Toilet paper?
Oh Cushelle for me definitely Double quilted on my sensitive ham flower. I don’t want to sand it - I want my balloon knot gently caressed
Do you recommend using hand warmer prior to the cosmetic procedure? Something so fragile might suffer from thermic shock, god forbid.
Oh yes indeedy; My leather bagel has a very precise preference for a temperature of 37.2°C. Anything either side of this and it will clamp shut quicker than an alarmed oyster "
I haven't taken rectal thermometer reading in a while. Sorry if I poke around too much. |
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small..
Are you shrinking as you walk
Like Alice? I'd love that! Can I be size 10 tomorrow? "
I don't know, you said you were feeling small |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small..
Are you shrinking as you walk
Like Alice? I'd love that! Can I be size 10 tomorrow?
I don't know, you said you were feeling small "
I'm setting a goal of 15k tomorrow. I'm competitive like that;-) I'll beat you one day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My bums never lazy ha ha
maybe I should have word it differently now that I think about it beautiful x
Well..... maybe xx
Ha ha one off them not thinking moments lol xx
But pure comedy. We thank you "
Your welcome beautiful anytime I can make you smile xx |
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small..
Are you shrinking as you walk
Like Alice? I'd love that! Can I be size 10 tomorrow?
I don't know, you said you were feeling small
I'm setting a goal of 15k tomorrow. I'm competitive like that;-) I'll beat you one day "
Do it on a Sunday as I usually do nothing, that's unless I'm meeting someone in which case you're screwed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small..
Are you shrinking as you walk
Like Alice? I'd love that! Can I be size 10 tomorrow?
I don't know, you said you were feeling small
I'm setting a goal of 15k tomorrow. I'm competitive like that;-) I'll beat you one day
Do it on a Sunday as I usually do nothing, that's unless I'm meeting someone in which case you're screwed "
I'm not sure how to interpret the last bit..
You are screwed instead of stepping? You are screwed and no screwing or stepping happens either? I'm screwed because nobody will remind me on Sunday as you are busy screwing?? What do I do? |
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"Only after work and I'm giving absolutely no apology for it
Still knocking down shameful amount of steps?
I went to Wiltshire and saw beautiful horses last week !
Not as many as usual but still hit 20k a day and I love Wiltshire
That's brilliant. I've done 12,274 and feeling small..
Are you shrinking as you walk
Like Alice? I'd love that! Can I be size 10 tomorrow?
I don't know, you said you were feeling small
I'm setting a goal of 15k tomorrow. I'm competitive like that;-) I'll beat you one day
Do it on a Sunday as I usually do nothing, that's unless I'm meeting someone in which case you're screwed
I'm not sure how to interpret the last bit..
You are screwed instead of stepping? You are screwed and no screwing or stepping happens either? I'm screwed because nobody will remind me on Sunday as you are busy screwing?? What do I do? "
I don't know I'm confused |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve become really lazy, babies head is low so the pressure and pain is causing me so much discomfort. I’m also demotivated at work from exhaustion "
Oh is it the last stretch? I hope you won't be struggling for long and the birth is a good, empowering experience for you
You have the best reason to be as lazy as you like. Hope your leave kicks in soon. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If ur lazy during the day it’s cause ur up too late at night! Don’t need to know what your up to though!! "
I am not in a habit of explaining myself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just done 7 night shifts (11hr shifts) and have a stinky cold so I've decided I'm allowed to have a few lazy days before my birthday next week - sexy shenanigans are planned "
Not just allowed. Highly recommended to recuperate before next week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I deliberately keep myself busy.
But lately I've had to stop a lot due to kik notifications from a mad women "
How inconvenient that other people try to keep you busy too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Although I do not consider myself lazy - I workout 365 days a year BUT so far this week but for the couple of hours a day in my gym I've been lazy the rest of the day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Although I do not consider myself lazy - I workout 365 days a year BUT so far this week but for the couple of hours a day in my gym I've been lazy the rest of the day "
And you seem to embrace it. Good for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve become really lazy, babies head is low so the pressure and pain is causing me so much discomfort. I’m also demotivated at work from exhaustion
Oh is it the last stretch? I hope you won't be struggling for long and the birth is a good, empowering experience for you
You have the best reason to be as lazy as you like. Hope your leave kicks in soon. X"
Just 3 more weeks at work |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How lazy you all are. Lazing around. Especially Jim.
Hold on a minute, I've been busy!
I demand an apology!
Sorry I need an interpreter.
Cheeky "
That would keep two people busy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Although I do not consider myself lazy - I workout 365 days a year BUT so far this week but for the couple of hours a day in my gym I've been lazy the rest of the day
And you seem to embrace it. Good for you"
Thank you |
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