FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > So, who has the biggest....
So, who has the biggest....
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"But are we measuring it erected ?
You can measure it from your bumhole if you like
Stop obsessing about my bumhole "
It’s the holy grail. My Fab journey will be complete once I’ve seen it  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Me
(I have no idea if that's true)
Photo please and I’ll tell you
I can't photograph that! I'm shy!
OK get someone else to photograph it then "
Ok.
Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"Me
(I have no idea if that's true)
Photo please and I’ll tell you
I can't photograph that! I'm shy!
OK get someone else to photograph it then
Ok.
Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please "
Will it be a private viewing or do the forumites get to judge the winner?  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Me
(I have no idea if that's true)
Photo please and I’ll tell you
I can't photograph that! I'm shy!
OK get someone else to photograph it then
Ok.
Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please "
I’m just digging out my tape measure  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Me
(I have no idea if that's true)
Photo please and I’ll tell you
I can't photograph that! I'm shy!
OK get someone else to photograph it then
Ok.
Oi. Mystique. Come here and photograph my clit would you please
I’m just digging out my tape measure "
Good man.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip? "
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip?
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted "
Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip?
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted
Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?"
What are we using? Fingers or tongues? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip?
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted
Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?
What are we using? Fingers or tongues?"
Yes.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip?
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted
Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?
What are we using? Fingers or tongues?
Yes. "
How long are your fingers and tongues? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Absolutely definitely NOT me.
I’ll be the judge of that. I need to know the length and girth please "
Do you have a magnifying glass, and a caliper for very tiny measurements.
I'm all out personally.
And you might have to get me very excited for any chance of a measurement. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip?
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted
Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?
What are we using? Fingers or tongues?
Yes.
How long are your fingers and tongues? "
We will measure those too. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip?
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted
Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?
What are we using? Fingers or tongues?
Yes.
How long are your fingers and tongues?
We will measure those too."
With our pussies? |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Right, I’m back, that was fun. Was I meant to be doing something?
Did you lick the tip?
Was I meant to do something? I put my hands in my shorts and I got distracted
Ooh..... want to come over and we can measure each other for the competition?
What are we using? Fingers or tongues?
Yes.
How long are your fingers and tongues?
We will measure those too.
With our pussies?"
Ooh good call! |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"Absolutely definitely NOT me.
I’ll be the judge of that. I need to know the length and girth please
Do you have a magnifying glass, and a caliper for very tiny measurements.
I'm all out personally.
And you might have to get me very excited for any chance of a measurement. "
In that case when I measure it, it will be mahoosive  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic