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over a year ago
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner. 
It’s hungry work  "
Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.  |
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.
It’s hungry work
Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here. "
*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.
It’s hungry work
Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.
*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly* "
Your heads too nice to eat   |
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.
It’s hungry work
Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.
*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*
Your heads too nice to eat "
Hehe!  You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.
It’s hungry work
Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.
*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*
Your heads too nice to eat
Hehe! You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol "
Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back   |
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"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar.
Three
Nope. Four!"
Oops, meant on my shirt.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If a female ferret hasn’t had sex for a year she will die.
Heard this on Radio 2 once."
They can go all their life without sex as long as they have their Gill jab |
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"The four huge bronze lion statues in Trafalgar Square were made from the cannons captured from the Spanish and French ships at the battle of Trafalgar.
Three
Nope. Four!
Oops, meant on my shirt.... "
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"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.
It’s hungry work
Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.
*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*
Your heads too nice to eat
Hehe! You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol
Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back "
*Growls at you* |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"During mating, the female Praying Mantis will bite off the head of the male and eat him for dinner.
It’s hungry work
Luckily, Mantis sex isn't a kink you see often on here.
*Slowly puts away his Mantis costume while whistling nonchalantly*
Your heads too nice to eat
Hehe! You're assuming that I’m the male in this little made up Mantis bit of kinkery, Belle. Lol
Ohh but did I not tell you I bite back
*Growls at you* "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves
I think we have a winner! Lol  "
I think you'll find, what I said was much closer to the brief, actually! |
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves
I think we have a winner! Lol "
There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win |
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves
I think we have a winner! Lol
There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win "
Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?
King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome!  |
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves
I think we have a winner! Lol
There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win
Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?
King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome! "
Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself |
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves
I think we have a winner! Lol
There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win
Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?
King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome!
Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself "
And his final defiant line, bellowed Godlike and triumphantly, ‘THIS is Sparta!!!’ |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"Male Argonaut octopuses have a penis they can rip off and throw at larger mates - literally telling them to go fuck themselves
I think we have a winner! Lol
There's no universe in which ripping off your own penis can be regarded as a win
Oh I don’t know….Can you imagine if this would have served as the end of the film, 300?
King Leonidas drops his helmet, spear and shield in apparent surrender before suddenly, in one last show of rampant, testosterone oozing machoism, rips off his own penis before hurling it into the face of the evil King Xerxes. Damn, that would have been awesome!
Ok,ok..... you win Just please stop now, I was giggling so much at that I nearly wet myself
And his final defiant line, bellowed Godlike and triumphantly, ‘THIS is Sparta!!!’ "
Noooooo! I'm Spartacus!
Should've gone to Specsavers (they sell hearing aids too) |
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