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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

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By *oodmessMan over a year ago

yumsville

Lube, decent duo balls and a walk is my prescription.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The only advice that I can give which is something I'm sure you will not want to hear is.

Take a break from fab and anything sex related and fill your time up with other activities.

We all loose our mojo from time to time. The best thing to do is not dwell on it and find other things that satisfy you that isn't self-destructive.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Lube, decent duo balls and a walk is my prescription. "

Seems a reasonable prescription..... will I find my joy then?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Bet you left them in the door pocket of Martyn’s car ….

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Sending boobie hugs gorgeous. You’ve been through a lot. It’ll come back x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The only advice that I can give which is something I'm sure you will not want to hear is.

Take a break from fab and anything sex related and fill your time up with other activities.

We all loose our mojo from time to time. The best thing to do is not dwell on it and find other things that satisfy you that isn't self-destructive."

I've tried that. It didn't work.

Usually the lovely fab pictures sturdy something..... but right now it's just meh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

If you find yours... can you look for mine too.... it'll probably be in the same place xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh well then

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bet you left them in the door pocket of Martyn’s car ….

I didn't even have them then! They've been gone ages

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coffee! Coffee solves everything

also, have you looked down the back of the sofa?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Dance with me Posh.

https://youtu.be/BVXly2B2Zp4

Let’s be silly buggers for a while.

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If it makes you feel any better Posh, mine went AWOL a while ago as well.

It will come back when you least expect it, until then, just enjoy the non sexual frippery

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think you left them here!

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Bet you left them in the door pocket of Martyn’s car ….

I didn't even have them then! They've been gone ages"

Omg! They could be anywhere then

Seriously …. I think it does go from time to time but it will return when you least expect it. In the meantime just keep being you x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Sending boobie hugs gorgeous. You’ve been through a lot. It’ll come back x"

Thank you beautiful. Boobie hugs always help.

But I really want it all now *Stamps feet and then falls crying in a heap because that hurt*

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

Don't think you're the only one Posh, though I doubt that is helpful.

Need to jump start my oompf

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

That's amazing! I've just seen all three on a bus going over Waterloo Bridge! If I'd have known I would retrieved them and returned them to their rightful owner

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

If you find yours... can you look for mine too.... it'll probably be in the same place xx"

Well that's hardly helping!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you looked down tge back of the sofa?

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By *heGateKeeperMan over a year ago

Stratford

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Alrigh’ treacle

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh well then"

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Come and play with Mr floppy

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I would love to help but I lost mine sometime ago and still trying to find it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Coffee! Coffee solves everything

also, have you looked down the back of the sofa? "

Ooh coffee. Good call.

I haven't been near the sofa in over 2 weeks.......

I should look there!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Awww big hugs ok not done this for a little while

Nsp your amazing and beautiful so sexy and elegant just seeing you post makes my day better my hart has just skipped a beat

I just want to hold you in my arms and cuddle you kiss you on the forehead as you fall asleep head my my chests and whisper in your ear that your beautiful amazing and wonderful

Xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

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By *unandfriendship4uMan over a year ago

sheffield

"Coffee! Coffee solves everything

also, have you looked down the back of the sofa? "

Love the profile. Awsome pictures xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Dance with me Posh.

https://youtu.be/BVXly2B2Zp4

Let’s be silly buggers for a while.

That's put a smile on my face Mr

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple over a year ago

Darlington

Ours went as well. Lockdown, no privacy (due to kids), small house and thin walls just put a complete block on our libido.

Got it all back and them some these last couple of weeks though. Just needed a couple of child free nights and a catch up with freinds to un-repress us.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If it makes you feel any better Posh, mine went AWOL a while ago as well.

It will come back when you least expect it, until then, just enjoy the non sexual frippery "

But without my flirt..... who even AM I?

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Funny you should mention that, mine has gone missing too, is there a conspiracy.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think you left them here!

As it happens, I vaguely recall having them before the paramedics took me away......

Are you keeping them safe for me?

(Please note.... I don't believe it is SOP for Tess to send people out of her house in an ambulance)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you accidentally put them in the fridge instead of the milk?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Bet you left them in the door pocket of Martyn’s car ….

I didn't even have them then! They've been gone ages

Omg! They could be anywhere then

Seriously …. I think it does go from time to time but it will return when you least expect it. In the meantime just keep being you x "

I don't know who I am any more. This unflirty Posh is unnatural!

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

I hope seeing a new face like mine can bring a little joy to you today poshy

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't think you're the only one Posh, though I doubt that is helpful.

Need to jump start my oompf"

I have jump leads in the car. Not sure that's the best way though

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Dance with me Posh.

https://youtu.be/BVXly2B2Zp4

Let’s be silly buggers for a while.

That's put a smile on my face Mr

I’m glad it didn’t. Welcome back. I’ve missed you.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

It might be time to visit your doctor as it could well be hormonal.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

That's amazing! I've just seen all three on a bus going over Waterloo Bridge! If I'd have known I would retrieved them and returned them to their rightful owner

If you'd be so kind as to chase after them and bring them back I'd be grateful

Plus WTF are they doing in London? I've not been there in ages!

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

"Don't think you're the only one Posh, though I doubt that is helpful.

Need to jump start my oompf

I have jump leads in the car. Not sure that's the best way though"

Depends where you are going to put them

But you know what, you're more than your flirty personality. You're lovely and caring and that's obvious to all to see. You are still your fabulous self even if your mojo has done a temporary disappearing act X

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By *elethWoman over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Erotic fiction?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you looked down tge back of the sofa?"

Did that a moment ago. I won't confess what's down there but the trio of joy were not to be found

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Alrigh’ treacle

Ooh. A treacle usually works.....

I'm smiling but can't think of a flirt

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Come and play with Mr floppy

Mr floppy? He doesn't sound very uplifting

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I would love to help but I lost mine sometime ago and still trying to find it

Maybe yours and mine and Indecent Proposal's went away together somewhere sunny?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Awww big hugs ok not done this for a little while

Nsp your amazing and beautiful so sexy and elegant just seeing you post makes my day better my hart has just skipped a beat

I just want to hold you in my arms and cuddle you kiss you on the forehead as you fall asleep head my my chests and whisper in your ear that your beautiful amazing and wonderful

Xxxx

Oh Natalie you do know how to make me feel special

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!"

Fine. I'll come get it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think you left them here!

As it happens, I vaguely recall having them before the paramedics took me away......

Are you keeping them safe for me?

(Please note.... I don't believe it is SOP for Tess to send people out of her house in an ambulance)"

Thankyou for that post script, I have never killed anyone yet!

I am keeping them safe, yes, safe pair of... hands.. here!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ours went as well. Lockdown, no privacy (due to kids), small house and thin walls just put a complete block on our libido.

Got it all back and them some these last couple of weeks though. Just needed a couple of child free nights and a catch up with freinds to un-repress us.

Now I'm jealous. Don't suppose you found mine up there did you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it."

God help me

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Funny you should mention that, mine has gone missing too, is there a conspiracy."

Did yours go on the sunny holiday with the others?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you look down the back of the sofa ?!?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

In all seriousness though its more your body telling you to focus on recovering and getting well .

You will be back xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Ha e you tried buying a Sybian or visiting BadDragon?

LvM

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you accidentally put them in the fridge instead of the milk? "

Crap. I forgot to put the Asda delivery away as well.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I hope seeing a new face like mine can bring a little joy to you today poshy

xx "

Hey Candy..... you seem delightful!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Awww big hugs ok not done this for a little while

Nsp your amazing and beautiful so sexy and elegant just seeing you post makes my day better my hart has just skipped a beat

I just want to hold you in my arms and cuddle you kiss you on the forehead as you fall asleep head my my chests and whisper in your ear that your beautiful amazing and wonderful

Xxxx

Oh Natalie you do know how to make me feel special

Your welcome anytime beautiful xxx

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Everything you seek, and more, is located in my pants. You just have to reach out. Seek and ye shall be satisfied and saved!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Dance with me Posh.

https://youtu.be/BVXly2B2Zp4

Let’s be silly buggers for a while.

That's put a smile on my face Mr

I’m glad it didn’t. Welcome back. I’ve missed you.

Ditto x

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It might be time to visit your doctor as it could well be hormonal. "

Oh dear God. No one needs a hormonal Posh. I'd have to apologise to the world!

But that's probably not a bad plan.

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple over a year ago

Darlington

"Ours went as well. Lockdown, no privacy (due to kids), small house and thin walls just put a complete block on our libido.

Got it all back and them some these last couple of weeks though. Just needed a couple of child free nights and a catch up with freinds to un-repress us.

Now I'm jealous. Don't suppose you found mine up there did you?"

You can come look behind our sofa if you like.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't think you're the only one Posh, though I doubt that is helpful.

Need to jump start my oompf

I have jump leads in the car. Not sure that's the best way though

Depends where you are going to put them

Awwwww Frida. Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

do as bad snacks suggests

there is life after fab

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Have some of mine, I've got more than enough to spare

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Erotic fiction?

I did try that yesterday..... and would you know, most of what I found had appalling grammar and wasn't very inventive. And I was basically doing a critique. So I'm not sure that helped

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By *igDickSwansMan over a year ago

Swansea City Centre

have they fallen down the back of the sofa? xxxx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think you left them here!

As it happens, I vaguely recall having them before the paramedics took me away......

Are you keeping them safe for me?

(Please note.... I don't believe it is SOP for Tess to send people out of her house in an ambulance)

Thankyou for that post script, I have never killed anyone yet!

I am keeping them safe, yes, safe pair of... hands.. here!

I didn't say you'd not killed anyone..... I've seen the size of your patio so who knows!

I'll be up to get them asap. Ooh. Could you take those cans out of the car possibly please? I had a dream that one exploded last night

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it.

God help me"

God won't help you. She's on my side

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By *antric ecstasyMan over a year ago

Co Durham

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

I've no idea what's in Devon but there are plenty in Bristol, Bath and Somerset. A loss of mojo led me to tantra and I've not looked back as I appreciate the journey more and care less ( not couldn't care less!) about the 'destination'. Because there's no defined outcome, the erotic is enjoyed in the moment rather than as a race to the finish. Good luck, wherever you find it!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you look down the back of the sofa ?!?

I'm now beginning to wonder whose sofa I should be looking in.....

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Start with cake and a glass of gin/wine. Add a pervy friends for a night of shamelyless perving and giggles

Also sending booby hugs

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In all seriousness though its more your body telling you to focus on recovering and getting well .

You will be back xx"

Stop being the voice of reason you. You're probably right

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Have you checked down my shorts?

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

It happens from time to time , you need to take action and kick start it, do you have any sexy friends locally you can pop round for a coffee, fag and a finger ?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ha e you tried buying a Sybian or visiting BadDragon?

LvM"

I haven't..... maybe I should have a look.

Thank you Matterhorn for the sensible suggestion!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it.

God help me

God won't help you. She's on my side

Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Everything you seek, and more, is located in my pants. You just have to reach out. Seek and ye shall be satisfied and saved! "

How am I meant to reach from here?!

And why did you steal my trio of joy and put them in your pants?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"In all seriousness though its more your body telling you to focus on recovering and getting well .

You will be back xx

Stop being the voice of reason you. You're probably right

You know I am . The quicker you recover the quicker your foof will flutter again

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Ours went as well. Lockdown, no privacy (due to kids), small house and thin walls just put a complete block on our libido.

Got it all back and them some these last couple of weeks though. Just needed a couple of child free nights and a catch up with freinds to un-repress us.

Now I'm jealous. Don't suppose you found mine up there did you?

You can come look behind our sofa if you like.

I should probably do that..... cover all bases and all

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"do as bad snacks suggests

there is life after fab "

There is indeed..... but I'm not ready for that kind of pressure!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have some of mine, I've got more than enough to spare

Well now..... they do say sharing is caring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

Don’t worry, had a dose of this recently and it’s still with me a bit. As great as the pics and banter can be here, it can get a bit much if you’re on here loads (I find) and it just becomes a bit…meh.

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"have they fallen down the back of the sofa? xxxx"

I did check once.... I think I should check more sofas

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By *riar BelisseWoman over a year ago

On Holibobs

I never thought I'd hear those words from you Posh

You definitely need some recovery time x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I lost mine in January and it’s only just come back, it will reappear eventually

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Thank you!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Start with cake and a glass of gin/wine. Add a pervy friends for a night of shamelyless perving and giggles

Also sending booby hugs

Aww thanks beaut.....

We need to do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Totally understand I think so many people are having issues the one major positive that you have apart from the ability to actually ask the question.

You are amazing and some super pictures just to make sure that you’ve got your mojo back you’re happy and you’re comfortable again

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you checked down my shorts? "

I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had!

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Have you checked down my shorts?

I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had!"

Very true, would be like a tent

It’s probably worth having a rummage in there just in case

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It happens from time to time , you need to take action and kick start it, do you have any sexy friends locally you can pop round for a coffee, fag and a finger ? "

Erm...... nope. No one local

And making a sexy local friend would take too long. This could be irreversible by then!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it.

God help me

God won't help you. She's on my side

Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime"

That's what you're calling it now?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"In all seriousness though its more your body telling you to focus on recovering and getting well .

You will be back xx

Stop being the voice of reason you. You're probably right

You know I am . The quicker you recover the quicker your foof will flutter again

Well I don't like waiting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it.

God help me

God won't help you. She's on my side

Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime

That's what you're calling it now?"

I'll put you in the frog position

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off."

I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time?

Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I never thought I'd hear those words from you Posh

You definitely need some recovery time x"

It's worrying, isn't it!!

I'm just not me without my perve n flirt

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I lost mine in January and it’s only just come back, it will reappear eventually "

You do have an awfully good excuse though honey!!

But I'm not sure I can take 5 months of this.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Totally understand I think so many people are having issues the one major positive that you have apart from the ability to actually ask the question.

You are amazing and some super pictures just to make sure that you’ve got your mojo back you’re happy and you’re comfortable again"

Well thank you very kindly

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you checked down my shorts?

I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had!

Very true, would be like a tent

It’s probably worth having a rummage in there just in case

Come on then..... I'll have a rummage

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it.

God help me

God won't help you. She's on my side

Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime

That's what you're calling it now?

I'll put you in the frog position"

Probably do better to hogtie me. Safer.

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Put on music, turn it up full pelt and dance!

Follow that with a bit of you time, soak in the bath, treat yourself to a new outfit or underwear and when that arrives dance around in that too!

Focus on finding your inner sexy again and come back with a bang!

You are a beautiful person inside and out, we all go through stages we’re or mojo f’s off my advice is don’t look to anyone else to provide it, have fun reclaiming that bad boy for yourself for a bit

If all else fails….get out your favourite toy and go to town with it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it.

God help me

God won't help you. She's on my side

Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime

That's what you're calling it now?

I'll put you in the frog position

Probably do better to hogtie me. Safer."

Shag ya so hard ya friggin eyes bulge out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you look down the back of the sofa ?!?

I'm now beginning to wonder whose sofa I should be looking in.....

Now that is the real Q!!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Put on music, turn it up full pelt and dance!

Follow that with a bit of you time, soak in the bath, treat yourself to a new outfit or underwear and when that arrives dance around in that too!

Focus on finding your inner sexy again and come back with a bang!

If all else fails….get out your favourite toy and go to town with it

xx"

You make great suggestions lovely!

Soon as I can move a bit better I'm going to get right on that prescription xxx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Oh well then

I reckon you stole my mojo. Come give it back please

Never!

Fine. I'll come get it.

God help me

God won't help you. She's on my side

Looks like the cattle prod be workin overtime

That's what you're calling it now?

I'll put you in the frog position

Probably do better to hogtie me. Safer.

Shag ya so hard ya friggin eyes bulge out

Well if you insist

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Did you look down the back of the sofa ?!?

I'm now beginning to wonder whose sofa I should be looking in.....

Now that is the real Q!! "

I'll start with yours.....

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

If it's any consolation your thread title has made me listen to one of the best Disney songs so thank you NSP's missing libido. I'm sure it will be back with you soon, you can't keep a good flirt down.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off.

I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time?

Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work...."

Or seek them out.

Videos make a difference too, I think….having the audible component is more stimulating sometimes so maybe you can find some you like and get back on the dirty horse with some cinematically assisted lady wanks….? Maybe not restrict yourself to here and check out some porn sites?

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off.

I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time?

Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work...."

I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If it's any consolation your thread title has made me listen to one of the best Disney songs so thank you NSP's missing libido. I'm sure it will be back with you soon, you can't keep a good flirt down.

Ooh which one?

And I'm sure my missing trio of joy are patting themselves on their traitorous backs to hear they've helped you

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off.

I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time?

Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work....

Or seek them out.

I tried that this morning

Nothing. The usually over excitable lady parts are determinedly staying dry and barren

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"Have you checked down my shorts?

I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had!

Very true, would be like a tent

It’s probably worth having a rummage in there just in case

Come on then..... I'll have a rummage

Ok gladly

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Don't think I can help

Facing a very similar predicament

If you get a breakthrough let me know your secret

Jo xx

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off.

I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time?

Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work....

I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence...

It's already sealed up. As long as it's not peen..... because I'm worried that if peen doesn't help I may actually cry so I'm not risking it..... send noods please.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Have you checked down my shorts?

I haven't..... I'm sure you would have noticed if I had!

Very true, would be like a tent

It’s probably worth having a rummage in there just in case

Come on then..... I'll have a rummage

Ok gladly

You'll have to come here. My car has abandoned me in the north

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Don't think I can help

Facing a very similar predicament

If you get a breakthrough let me know your secret

Jo xx

I definitely will.

This is not a good state of affairs to be in, is it dear lady xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off.

I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time?

Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work....

I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence...

It's already sealed up. As long as it's not peen..... because I'm worried that if peen doesn't help I may actually cry so I'm not risking it..... send noods please."

You’ve seen most of my stuff anyway, but opened up a few more things given the emergency circumstances!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe mine and yours have eloped

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"“Keep Calm and Carry On Perving”

But it does subside. I just pushed through by carrying on Fabbing boobs, bums and vagiiiiines like my thumbs were due to fall off.

I basically haven't been here for two weeks! Surely that's enough time?

Maybe I just need bums and torsos and arms and legs and backs and gorgeous gorgeousness to flood my inbox. That might work....

I'd send nudes, but I fear your vagina would seal itself up entirely in self-defence...

It's already sealed up. As long as it's not peen..... because I'm worried that if peen doesn't help I may actually cry so I'm not risking it..... send noods please.

You’ve seen most of my stuff anyway, but opened up a few more things given the emergency circumstances!

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. And very easy on the eye.

Ooh.... that was almost a flirt!

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

1st and most important rule: Don't stress over it - the more you think about it the more it will cause you anxiety and posts of this kind.

2ndly, if you have to be in Fab, just go with the flow; peruse profiles and seek out ones you can laugh at or with; take the pics and vid for what they are rather than hope to be aroused; enjoy the forums (steering clear of the pervy ones - try something more sexually benign)

Lastly, have no expectations. Treat this place, again if you have to be here, as somewhere recreational just to kill time.

One day, something might just spark for no apparent reason.

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Maybe mine and yours have eloped

Maybe they have. Do you think they're having amazing sex on their honeymoon?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"1st and most important rule: Don't stress over it - the more you think about it the more it will cause you anxiety and posts of this kind.

Lastly, have no expectations. Treat this place, again if you have to be here, as somewhere recreational just to kill time.

One day, something might just spark for no apparent reason."

This is the route I have taken for the last couple of weeks..... maybe I should go for longer

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

How about running away and joining a nunnery?

A couple of days in a world where repressing carnal urges is obligatory and you’ll be a pent-up, exploding lust-goddess

I should know - I’ve effectively been a monk for the last few years.

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Being serious though - I’ve come to wryly observe the ebb and flow of it in recent years. Don’t force it, just observe and accept (unless you’re in Wales on holiday, in which case fight for your lost horniness with every fibre of your soul)

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Posh my dear. Only two little bits of advice to add the the multitude above.

Firstly, look at this thread and the number of people showing you support and love. Draw from that kindness and it will help you heal quicker physically and emotionally.

Secondly, Satisfier Pro. Gentle and quick.

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By *izzy69Man over a year ago

London

"1st and most important rule: Don't stress over it - the more you think about it the more it will cause you anxiety and posts of this kind.

Lastly, have no expectations. Treat this place, again if you have to be here, as somewhere recreational just to kill time.

One day, something might just spark for no apparent reason.

This is the route I have taken for the last couple of weeks..... maybe I should go for longer

You haven't really my dear because you clearly had an expectation and a ti_eline. Without sounding all Mr. Miyagi, lol, you need to let go of expectations. Stop thinking something will change soon. You have to do it as a free spirit without expecting anything to happen.

It may well take a couple of months rather than a couple of weeks.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Good news: I’ve found it!

It was in the freezer aisle next to the peas in Asda.

Shall I mail it to you?

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

I've accepted that mine is now extinct

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You know the score Posh, look how many replies you’ve had in the last hour. Plenty of people willing to help you find your mojo again I’m sure

And let’s all fill your inbox with naughtiness lol

Keep that smile on show and you’ll be back to full speed in no time!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"How about running away and joining a nunnery?

A couple of days in a world where repressing carnal urges is obligatory and you’ll be a pent-up, exploding lust-goddess

I should know - I’ve effectively been a monk for the last few years.

I was in hospital for nearly 2 weeks!! Fully repressed the carnal urges then. I think I repressed too hard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've accepted that mine is now extinct "

Woah, now that is a bit of a blast from the past. What happened to your Swinging Tips videos/

I found them entertaining last year

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Being serious though - I’ve come to wryly observe the ebb and flow of it in recent years. Don’t force it, just observe and accept (unless you’re in Wales on holiday, in which case fight for your lost horniness with every fibre of your soul)

Should I find myself in Wales I'll be sure to seek harder for the trio of joy....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Posh my dear. Only two little bits of advice to add the the multitude above.

Firstly, look at this thread and the number of people showing you support and love. Draw from that kindness and it will help you heal quicker physically and emotionally.

Secondly, Satisfier Pro. Gentle and quick.

Even the Satisfier didn't work this morning.... I couldn't find inspiration

And it's usually infallible!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"1st and most important rule: Don't stress over it - the more you think about it the more it will cause you anxiety and posts of this kind.

Lastly, have no expectations. Treat this place, again if you have to be here, as somewhere recreational just to kill time.

One day, something might just spark for no apparent reason.

This is the route I have taken for the last couple of weeks..... maybe I should go for longer

It may well take a couple of months rather than a couple of weeks."

I can't accept months. I just can't. Nope. Definitely not.

I've never been good at being a free spirit

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I've accepted that mine is now extinct "

Whilst one bears an aperture in ones arse, there is always hope m’lady

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good news: I’ve found it!

It was in the freezer aisle next to the peas in Asda.

Shall I mail it to you?

No.... bring it please

Oooooh.... that was almost a flirt too!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"I've accepted that mine is now extinct

Woah, now that is a bit of a blast from the past. What happened to your Swinging Tips videos/

I found them entertaining last year

They're still up.

I haven't really been inspired to make anymore lately.

I've put on over a stone and feel general shite, got fuck all to offer kinda thing coz I ain't got what people may desire.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could send you a pic of my rusty sheriffs badge?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Good news: I’ve found it!

It was in the freezer aisle next to the peas in Asda.

Shall I mail it to you?

No.... bring it please

Oooooh.... that was almost a flirt too!"

See - it’s coming back already

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I've accepted that mine is now extinct "

Your flirt isn't extinct..... I've seen it! It's not like the average flirt but then you're not like the average person cos you're special xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You are a beautiful person Posh,in everyway. Don't stress over it. Relax,believe me someone will come along and give you that spark that will start a fire

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You know the score Posh, look how many replies you’ve had in the last hour. Plenty of people willing to help you find your mojo again I’m sure

And let’s all fill your inbox with naughtiness lol

Keep that smile on show and you’ll be back to full speed in no time! "

You have good ideas you do.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I could send you a pic of my rusty sheriffs badge?"

Go for it.

I'm now wondering if I'm going to get a bumhole or an actual rusted badge of a sheriff.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Good news: I’ve found it!

It was in the freezer aisle next to the peas in Asda.

Shall I mail it to you?

No.... bring it please

Oooooh.... that was almost a flirt too!

See - it’s coming back already

You're a star

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could send you a pic of my rusty sheriffs badge?

Go for it.

I'm now wondering if I'm going to get a bumhole or an actual rusted badge of a sheriff....."

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"You are a beautiful person Posh,in everyway. Don't stress over it. Relax,believe me someone will come along and give you that spark that will start a fire

Thank you lovely..... now stop hiding!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I maybe saw your trio of joy under my sofa. How about you come have a look

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I maybe saw your trio of joy under my sofa. How about you come have a look

Good thinking...... will you make me coffee when I get there please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I think I maybe saw your trio of joy under my sofa. How about you come have a look

Good thinking...... will you make me coffee when I get there please?"

Yes, I think you may need it

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I think I maybe saw your trio of joy under my sofa. How about you come have a look

Good thinking...... will you make me coffee when I get there please?

Yes, I think you may need it

I agree. To be fair, I always need coffee.....

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Should I find myself in Wales I'll be sure to seek harder for the trio of joy....

Sorry about the hospital situation - would have been more careful before rolling out the glib comments/cheap jokes if I’d known.

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

A year and a bit of the worst working year of my life, a long term relationship break up, I’ve lost mine too OP.

However I had a recent flash of it thanks to a helpful woman, so I know it’s there, just dormant!

Maybe that’s what’s happened to you?

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

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By *orkshire_roses999Couple over a year ago

yorkshire

So……not down back of sofa

Not behind the TV……

SECOND DRAWER DOWN IN THE KITCHEN!

whenever I lose anything it’s usually there lol

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Should I find myself in Wales I'll be sure to seek harder for the trio of joy....

Sorry about the hospital situation - would have been more careful before rolling out the glib comments/cheap jokes if I’d known.

It's ok.... glib comments and cheap jokes are always welcome

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"A year and a bit of the worst working year of my life, a long term relationship break up, I’ve lost mine too OP.

However I had a recent flash of it thanks to a helpful woman, so I know it’s there, just dormant!

Maybe that’s what’s happened to you? "

I need to find a helpful woman?

Hmmm.... new idea.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

That does sound intriguing.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"So……not down back of sofa

Not behind the TV……

SECOND DRAWER DOWN IN THE KITCHEN!

whenever I lose anything it’s usually there lol

With the utensils? Seems an odd place to put it.... but who knows!

I'll have a look next time I meander downstairs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe mine and yours have eloped

Maybe they have. Do you think they're having amazing sex on their honeymoon?

Very likely!

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

That does sound intriguing....."

Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Maybe mine and yours have eloped

Maybe they have. Do you think they're having amazing sex on their honeymoon?

Very likely!

I hope they're enjoying it. And that we get to see pictures!

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

That does sound intriguing.....

Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things

Will we find the trio of joy along the way do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will keep an eye out for yours NSP while I look for mine.

As said above a break from here can help but it doesn't always. At times the problem I have with fab is the problem I had with Facebook. Seeing others live their best lives (and they were never actually living their best lives, they only look like they are) makes my life seem dull by comparison.

Sometimes you need to find the right person at the right time to get the juices flowing.

The most important part is not to allow it to stress you. Accept your trio is hiding, acknowledge that you can find them again when the time is right and just keep chugging along.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

That does sound intriguing.....

Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things

Will we find the trio of joy along the way do you think?

Find and help thrive

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will keep an eye out for yours NSP while I look for mine.

Sometimes you need to find the right person at the right time to get the juices flowing.

The most important part is not to allow it to stress you. Accept your trio is hiding, acknowledge that you can find them again when the time is right and just keep chugging along."

You're back!

And thank you for keeping an eye out.

We should do a "trio watch" thing all over the UK.....

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

That does sound intriguing.....

Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things

Will we find the trio of joy along the way do you think?

Find and help thrive

Ideal! Let's do it then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I will keep an eye out for yours NSP while I look for mine.

Sometimes you need to find the right person at the right time to get the juices flowing.

The most important part is not to allow it to stress you. Accept your trio is hiding, acknowledge that you can find them again when the time is right and just keep chugging along.

You're back!

And thank you for keeping an eye out.

We should do a "trio watch" thing all over the UK.....

"
I am. I can't say I won't quit again because it's how I deal with my mental shit but atm I'm here to bore people into submission.

We can certainly have a UK and Ireland wide search. God knows what else we might find.

Personally I think the last 15 months have left a lot of people mentally bruised. It's hard to feel like a sexual tyrannosaurus when you are stuck in groundhog day

If there is anything I can do to help your mojo let me know.

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

That does sound intriguing.....

Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things

Will we find the trio of joy along the way do you think?

Find and help thrive

Ideal! Let's do it then"

As you wish...

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I will keep an eye out for yours NSP while I look for mine.

Sometimes you need to find the right person at the right time to get the juices flowing.

The most important part is not to allow it to stress you. Accept your trio is hiding, acknowledge that you can find them again when the time is right and just keep chugging along.

You're back!

And thank you for keeping an eye out.

We should do a "trio watch" thing all over the UK.....

I am. I can't say I won't quit again because it's how I deal with my mental shit but atm I'm here to bore people into submission.

We can certainly have a UK and Ireland wide search. God knows what else we might find.

Personally I think the last 15 months have left a lot of people mentally bruised. It's hard to feel like a sexual tyrannosaurus when you are stuck in groundhog day

If there is anything I can do to help your mojo let me know."

If I could find the flirt I'm sure I'd come up with a better answer.... but until then I'll say thank you..... and if you've any ideas feel free to share

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

Or we can help you discover a whole new you

That does sound intriguing.....

Discovery of self is one of the best things we can do, and I do so enjoy learning what makes people tick... amongst other things

Will we find the trio of joy along the way do you think?

Find and help thrive

Ideal! Let's do it then

As you wish...

Should I be a little nervous?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Eh"

You still confused?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

If you've lost your perv, there's no hope. Want me to put up more googly eye cock pics?

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By *otSoPosh OP Woman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Which could well mean I'm doomed of course.

I've lost my mojo. Lost my flirt. And totally lost my perve.

I don't know where they went but I miss them and I want them back.

So help me please to find the trio of joy

If you've lost your perv, there's no hope. Want me to put up more googly eye cock pics?

It won't help. I've an inbox full of cock pics despite being clear I don't want them and they haven't helped.

I'm doomed I tell thee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

boom

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By *andycandy88Woman over a year ago

Northolt

"I hope seeing a new face like mine can bring a little joy to you today poshy

Hey Candy..... you seem delightful! "

Aww thank you poshy

hope its been a lovely day for you xxx

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

How about a baby oil massage?

Either non-sexual (health spa) or sexual?

If I was your nhs doctor it would be presribed stat!!!

The only thing that I can see is Covid - are people Masseuse/spa's open?....

Can women be prescribed "Horny goat ", even?

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