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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.
On my Stag weekend.
I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it!  |
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"I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.
On my Stag weekend.
I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it! "
You should have said! I’d have given you one in that pub  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.
On my Stag weekend.
I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it!
You should have said! I’d have given you one in that pub "
Off those people with those rabid dogs? Er, no thanks! |
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"I’ve had one, once, in my entire life.
On my Stag weekend.
I had been plied with alcohol in a drinking game earlier in the evening (as happens when you’re the stag) so sadly can’t remember a thing about it!
You should have said! I’d have given you one in that pub
Off those people with those rabid dogs? Er, no thanks! "
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying 
I'm definitely with you on this!  "
I’ve always wanted one. Bit too scared to go to a lap dancing club. Wouldn’t know which ones are genuine. Maybe a nice man could take me to one  . |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?
Trust you! Now come here and do your thing on my lap 
Do I have to wear the dress and wig again?
. Absolutely!!"
Can you pick a better name than Fifi this time though...I felt like a performing poodle when you called me that |
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"Does it have to be someone from Lapland or will any other area do?
Trust you! Now come here and do your thing on my lap
Do I have to wear the dress and wig again?
. Absolutely!!
Can you pick a better name than Fifi this time though...I felt like a performing poodle when you called me that "
Hahahah. That made me chuckle |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch
Take her to a lap dancing club. "
That’s certainly the plan...I simply don’t know how I’d contain myself  |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch
Take her to a lap dancing club.
That’s certainly the plan...I simply don’t know how I’d contain myself "
I think they make sure you do! |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
I’d LOVE my Mrs to have one. I’d love to watch
Take her to a lap dancing club.
That’s certainly the plan...I simply don’t know how I’d contain myself
I think they make sure you do!"
I’d want it to be so erotic that I cum my pants watching |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
I wish I could lap dance
J x
I’m sure you could
Someone has very kindly offered to let me practice on them "
Haha lucky Tom! |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own 
Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x"
Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think  |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
I wish I could lap dance
J x
I’m sure you could
Someone has very kindly offered to let me practice on them
Haha lucky Tom! "
Oh not Tom!!! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own
Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x
Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think "
Peterborough???
Asking for a friend.  |
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"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own
Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x
Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think "
Are you? . Oh ignore my profile. I’m nowhere near that postcode! |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
I wish I could lap dance
J x
I’m sure you could
Someone has very kindly offered to let me practice on them
Haha lucky Tom!
Oh not Tom!!! "
Oh!! Poor Tom |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own
Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x
Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think
Are you? . Oh ignore my profile. I’m nowhere near that postcode! "
Yes just waiting for contracts to complete etc and then I will be south of the border |
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"Ooh Nora - I'm with you! I've always wanted to go to a club but don't want to go on my own
Aw shame you’re so far! We could have gone together! x
Well I am moving south soon but not quite as far as you are I don't think
Are you? . Oh ignore my profile. I’m nowhere near that postcode!
Yes just waiting for contracts to complete etc and then I will be south of the border "
Aw lovely. Good luck with it all x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free  "
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to??? |
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???"
Haha. I don’t |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Haha. I don’t "
Well with such lovely offers on here, no need is there |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
I'm definitely with you on this!
I’ve always wanted one. Bit too scared to go to a lap dancing club. Wouldn’t know which ones are genuine. Maybe a nice man could take me to one . "
There’s a bar on damrach , you just pay for your shots and choose a girl you get a dance for free then the body shots, she pulls you into her naked torso and pours the shot over her body while you imitate a rabid dog. It’s a great way to drink shots ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???"
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know! "
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!"
Aww, thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!
Aww, thanks "
Would love to be kissing your inner thighs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!
Aww, thanks
Would love to be kissing your inner thighs "
You’ll have to fight quack first |
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!
Aww, thanks
Would love to be kissing your inner thighs
You’ll have to fight quack first "
and me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!
Aww, thanks
Would love to be kissing your inner thighs
You’ll have to fight quack first "
I happily stand behind her and watch |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini "
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to! |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to! "
I'm not so sure I would myself |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself "
I’ll be the judge |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge "
+ jury & executioner.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!
Aww, thanks
Would love to be kissing your inner thighs
You’ll have to fight quack first and me "
Me, you and quack ? |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner. "
Do you think she might want to steal my skin for a new lamp? |
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" Happy to oblige
Oh my goodness. Really?
Hell yeah!
Will it be complimentary or will I have to put £50
notes down your knickers?
For you, free
£50 notes, what kind of strip club do you go to???
Hey, I’m a classy bird I’ll have you know!
I’m sure you are. Hence the £50s
I just noticed it was you in quaksplat’s video. May I say, you have amazing thighs!
Aww, thanks
Would love to be kissing your inner thighs
You’ll have to fight quack first and me
Me, you and quack ?"
Oh goodness me! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Do you think she might want to steal my skin for a new lamp? "
Ffs. Don't give her ideas. |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner. "
Haha. Don’t scare him off! |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Do you think she might want to steal my skin for a new lamp?
Ffs. Don't give her ideas. "
Dammit |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off! "
We all know you're not scary.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off! "
Could be all bark no bite  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
Could be all bark no bite "
Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler. |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
Could be all bark no bite
Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler. "
I guess I will have to dig the restraints out just in case |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
Could be all bark no bite
Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler. "
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
Could be all bark no bite
Her other name is: Nora the rottweiler.
I guess I will have to dig the restraints out just in case "
Oi oi |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary. "
I’m a puddy cat |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat "
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr. |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr. "
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though. "
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable. |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable. "
This is true  |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable. "
I'm cute apparently |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently "
You are |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently "
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.  |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute. "
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute. "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute! "
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute! "
Yes I want to pet him |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking? "
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"I done a lap dance for C’s birthday…I loved it. The favour needs to be returned!
And yes C I did give to receive
K"
Did you! Wow I’m sure she loved that. What a birthday present. . Mines in October btw |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn "
I'm partial to giving a spanking |
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"I done a lap dance for C’s birthday…I loved it. The favour needs to be returned!
And yes C I did give to receive
K
Did you! Wow I’m sure she loved that. What a birthday present. . Mines in October btw "
Mines March, just saying |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn "
You're gonna get a tanned arse young lady. |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking "
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on |
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"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them "
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"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them "
It's paid for, it's not a fake lap dance but they aren't doing it because they like you, they're doing it because they're earning a living and a good one at that |
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You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on
Taxi to Paradise please. "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them
Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it "
OK. OK. OK. I'll do it.
But I'm not sure the manager at Costa coffee will amused. |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on "
I'll take the left cheek please |
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"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them
Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it "
well said Nora x |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on
I'll take the left cheek please "
To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push! |
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"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them
Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it
OK. OK. OK. I'll do it.
But I'm not sure the manager at Costa coffee will amused. "
. Can you imagine! |
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"I went to a lap dancing club once and I fucking hated it it is so fake and false I would rather chop 4 inches of than be made by law to go to one again horrible places I really hate them
Yeah id imagine the clubs are a bit like that. I’d rather someone who wants to do it
OK. OK. OK. I'll do it.
But I'm not sure the manager at Costa coffee will amused.
. Can you imagine!"
Spanking coffee though |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on
I'll take the left cheek please
To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!"
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on
I'll take the left cheek please
To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!
I like to indulge in a whole peach "
How do you feel about melons? It’s more melony than peachey |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on
I'll take the left cheek please
To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!
I like to indulge in a whole peach
How do you feel about melons? It’s more melony than peachey "
So you have 3 melons, perfect |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on
I'll take the left cheek please
To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!
I like to indulge in a whole peach "
Hey. Let's not be greedy now. |
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"A lap dance (preferably from a woman) it’s one of my fantasies.
Just saying
And I was going to offer to wear a bright pink mankini for you
Ok you’ve twisted my arm
I better order that mankini
I reckon you’d look good in one. Not many I’d say that to!
I'm not so sure I would myself
I’ll be the judge
+ jury & executioner.
Haha. Don’t scare him off!
We all know you're not scary.
I’m a puddy cat
I'd like to stroke you and hear you purr.
I’m one of those nasty ones that bite if you annoy me though.
Me - annoy anyone???? Naaaaah.
Im bloody adorable.
I'm cute apparently
Thankfully, i don't get called cute.
I think you’re cute!
Are you after a spanking?
It’s the only way I learn
I'm partial to giving a spanking
You can have a bum cheek each. No instruments just hands. Pink bum not red. Thankyou please. Bring it on
I'll take the left cheek please
To be fair it’s big enough to divide into 3. Even 4 at a push!
I like to indulge in a whole peach
Hey. Let's not be greedy now. "
Don't worry, we're sharing this one |
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