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over a year ago
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I'm gonna get a slap here no doubt! 
So, hear me out and picture the scenario...
Hen do/girls night out! "Oh my god, look at him, hes pure stunning. I'd sit on his face, he could bang me up the wall all night long. I wouldnt kick him out of bed for farting" etc etc etc.
Stag do/lads night out! "Check the knockers on that, I'd plow her till the neighbours complained of the smell. I'd be up that like a rat up a drain pipe" etc etc etc.
Now in reality, on the lads night out, if the women in question turned and said, "mon then fella", the chances are the dude is gonna smash it.
However, on the girls night out, if the man in question said, "mon then marydoll", the girl is gonna get her back up and shout about how shes not some sort of sex object, take the hump and probably dish out a wee slap?
Am I right or wrong?! |
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"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones 
Not always "
Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah also if I was in a bar or somewhere, seeing a good looking guy wouldn’t get me all excited enough to want to shout or leer at him. If I truly honestly wanted to fuck someone I’d met in a bar I would approach him and say I want to fuck you. I’ve done that in the past, spotted a guy at the bar who I’d seen throughout the night. He’d just bought a round and had loads of drinks on a tray. I said fancy coming back to mine, he put the tray back on the bar and said c’mon let’s get a taxi |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"If I'm on a night out, I definitely couldn't be bothered having a row over a jokey comment like that "
Agree - Same comment in an office, no thanks but at a party....It is more about context.  |
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"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones
Not always
Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved! "
I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship |
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"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones
Not always
Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved!
I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship "
I’d love a lap dance. It’s on my bucket list  |
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"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones
Not always
Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved!
I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship
I’d love a lap dance. It’s on my bucket list "
I've had some amazing movers on my lap, just not at a strip club and you should definitely tick that off  |
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"Wrong. I’d be up there oiling them up! That’s why I’m never picked. They pick the quite scared ones
Not always
Usually they do. Although I’m only talking about dream boys type thing. I’ve never been to anything where sex is involved!
I've only ever been to one strip club on a stag do and I didn't even pay for a dance because I was in an exclusive relationship
I’d love a lap dance. It’s on my bucket list
I've had some amazing movers on my lap, just not at a strip club and you should definitely tick that off "
I plan to. I’ve done them for people myself but never had one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd be more clueless as to what on earth you was saying or talking about using phrases like that anyway!
Accents are not my strong point at the best of times..... ha ha ha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do women bring men along to things like baby showers.
Ffs
Yes! Or shopping. Leave the men having fun in the pub. "
It use to be Tupper ware parties. Jesus Christ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do women bring men along to things like baby showers.
Ffs
Yes! Or shopping. Leave the men having fun in the pub.
It use to be Tupper ware parties. Jesus Christ"
To be fair no-one should have to go to those.
Unless keys are getting chucked in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘ I'd plow her till the neighbours complained of the smell.’
I've never heard of this one before. I like it
I’m commandeering this one for future use whenever I go out with my mates  "
You're welcome!  |
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