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over a year ago
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I’m sorry to the guy at the tesco petrol station last night when I had to reverse out of one pump and go over to the one that wasn’t just pay at pump. Think he was waiting to go into the one I went to. |
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to? "
There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes 
I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.
She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days |
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to? "
Madam, I do not accept your apology!
You put me off my set and additionally blew my towel a good twenty feet away into the treadmill section  |
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"I’m sorry to the guy at the tesco petrol station last night when I had to reverse out of one pump and go over to the one that wasn’t just pay at pump. Think he was waiting to go into the one I went to. "
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to?
There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes
I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.
She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days"
I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch |
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to?
There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes
I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.
She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days
I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch "
Me or her?
She's treating me like spawn of Satan and I'm never off ill |
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to?
There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes
I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.
She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days
I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch
Me or her?
She's treating me like spawn of Satan and I'm never off ill"
 ... omg I meant herrrr |
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"I'm sorry to the woman at my work yesterday that didn't see that the 'out' door was wide open and chose to walk into the window next to it (this happens alot) and gave us a good giggle "
Oh I would have laughed too |
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to?
There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes
I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.
She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days
I’m sorry to your boss too because when I read that my first thought was ew you mean bitch
Me or her?
She's treating me like spawn of Satan and I'm never off ill
... omg I meant herrrr"
Was checking just in case |
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to?
There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes
I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.
She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days"
Hope you are feeling betterer
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to?
Madam, I do not accept your apology!
You put me off my set and additionally blew my towel a good twenty feet away into the treadmill section "
Sorry not sorry  |
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"Apologies to whoever was behind me in the gym this morning as I was somewhat farty
Who would you like to apologise to?
There's always lots of farty bums at the gym, it's the protein shakes
I'm sorry to my boss for being really ill last week and not working.
She has the right hump with me now and has barely looked at me let alone said anything other than you can go now the past 2 days
Hope you are feeling betterer
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I am indeed, thank you for asking
It was my second jab that made me really ill. One of the unlucky ones unfortunately because most are ok but I had a temp of over 38 with no energy at all and a headache that felt like my brain was going to explode and that lasted from the Sunday through to Saturday. I did need a rest though so that's a bonus |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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Never mind op, "better out than in!"
I'd like to apologise for adding to the ozone depletion layer, as I had stuffing with my chicken dinner!
Stuffing is nice but gets me well farty! Perhaps you should start a "FARTY NPARTY!?"
Not quite sure of the logistics though......  |
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I sincerely want to apologise to the guy's at the car hire place when I dropped the van back today, I had been shifting furniture all day and was probably stinking to high heaven, I imagine smelled like a tramp's foot.
Sorry about that. |
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