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Something that's been playing on my mind..

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man over a year ago

BARRY

Is when women refer to THEMSELVES as a M.I.L.F,...given what it stands for, it seems a little odd!

That is all.

I need grapes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What colour grapes are we talking about tho?

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man over a year ago

BARRY

red-uns!

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By *osmicRobMan over a year ago

Chorlton cum Hardy

Isn't it great how people come up with these kind of words!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I certainly wouldn’t call myself that

Are we talking fermented grapes?

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm not a mother but I do regularly fuck myself

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Has anyone tried candy floss grapes from Sainsburys?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

S'pose MYLF sounds more like something taken from a Shakespeare manuscript?

Mother You'd Like to Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm not a mother but I do regularly fuck myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

DILF ? I’ve heard in the park but am very fussy in public ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone tried candy floss grapes from Sainsburys? "

Yep, they're not bad at all. The other ones that are delicious are Sable grapes.

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

I had candyfloss ones the other day.

And strawberry flavoured grapes too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stick with gilf

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By *ockosaurusMan over a year ago

Warwick

"S'pose MYLF sounds more like something taken from a Shakespeare manuscript?

Mother You'd Like to Fuck

Wherefore art thou MYLF?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"S'pose MYLF sounds more like something taken from a Shakespeare manuscript?

Mother You'd Like to Fuck

Wherefore art thou MYLF? "

Cos I'm a mother and, at least allegedly, am fuckable. That's wherefore art, ummmmmm, me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wherefore art thou- why are you!

Naughty milfs

Gilfs not got kids ? Milfs experienced

Wherefore art though milfs alone ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I stick with gilf

I would.

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man over a year ago

BARRY

"S'pose MYLF sounds more like something taken from a Shakespeare manuscript?

Mother You'd Like to Fuck

Ye Olde MYLF !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always inwardly cringe when I get called a milf and Iv never called myself a milf.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"S'pose MYLF sounds more like something taken from a Shakespeare manuscript?

Mother You'd Like to Fuck

Ye Olde MYLF !!"

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

You could have INFY as a label "I'd never fuck you" handy auto reply

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man over a year ago

BARRY

"S'pose MYLF sounds more like something taken from a Shakespeare manuscript?

Mother You'd Like to Fuck

Ye Olde MYLF !!

I didn't mean YOU!! HAHAHAH!!

It was just a gheneral.."ye olde." ooh God...the hole is getting deeper...I better quit while I'm behind...

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By *rShinyKnickers OP Man over a year ago

BARRY

"I always inwardly cringe when I get called a milf and Iv never called myself a milf. "

I don;t know why anyone would refer to themselves as a MILF!!

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