"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts 
Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps   "
At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged |
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"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts
Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps "
I will more than happily take the burden of massaging your tits  |
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"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.
Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes  "
Bad times |
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"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.
Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes
Bad times "
Not exclusively male, but sitting on a cracked toilet seat was probably the worst experience, pinching you as you get up! |
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"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.
Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes
Bad times "
Yup crushing a nut is an instant bad day but zipping bits in your trouser fly is worse by far  |
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"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.
Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes
Bad times
Not exclusively male, but sitting on a cracked toilet seat was probably the worst experience, pinching you as you get up!"
Oh yes ... that seriously hurts! |
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"We chaps have similar problems if it’s any consolation.
Cross our legs and we crush our balls. It’s a hard life with these dangly bits for both sexes "
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What about us with moobs we crush our tits and crush our balls send sympathy |
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"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts
Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps
At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged "
Body tape Sophie works wonders as for the feeling can’t help there or in less you ditch them like I did mine haven’t been out they box in 2 years pad bra in a A cup works wonders |
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"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts
Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps
At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged
Body tape Sophie works wonders as for the feeling can’t help there or in less you ditch them like I did mine haven’t been out they box in 2 years pad bra in a A cup works wonders "
I've done that and it's a faff plus I've yet to have a night out where someone doesn't want to feel them in their hands or try them on for size....they're fun in their own way too  |
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"Leaning behind the sofa to retrieve an item and accidentally trapping your boobage between the sofa and your body weight really really hurts
Anyone want to massage it better for me? Its the right one if that helps
At least yours don't fall off and you can feel it when you do get them massaged
Body tape Sophie works wonders as for the feeling can’t help there or in less you ditch them like I did mine haven’t been out they box in 2 years pad bra in a A cup works wonders
I've done that and it's a faff plus I've yet to have a night out where someone doesn't want to feel them in their hands or try them on for size....they're fun in their own way too "
They can be lol I just always scared someone squeeze them to hard and bursts them they not cheap lol |
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