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Nutty burd scared me!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Please help, I'm hoping she doesn't post in the forum, I met a Burd (wont say her name but she's local to me) it was my first meet, I'd only joined 4 days before, now when I got there I had a ball, she wasn't too bad a shag and I did empty, but since I got back I deleted my profile, reason being she kept on insisting that I wore her knickers, not sexy ones mind, oh no but these great big granny kniickers, said she'd been wearing them all day waiting for me to arrive then she could see me in these ridiculously big and by now dirty granny knickers, what topped it off though is I noticed in her fridge a big stack of sauce sachets from local fast food places, what a nut job eh.
since then she has tried to call me but I wont answer my phone.
now for the help, how do I find nice burds here?.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bridget Jones knickers.....AND sauce sachets.....stone the crows......have been looking for this lady all my life  "
All those warning signs and he still did the dirty deed 
Lets hope this is another classic Lounge tongue in cheek thread because if not  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bridget Jones knickers.....AND sauce sachets.....stone the crows......have been looking for this lady all my life
All those warning signs and he still did the dirty deed
Lets hope this is another classic Lounge tongue in cheek thread because if not "
Come on detective twobonk, read between the lines, and see the obvious signs.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Noooooooooo
mines in a bottle. cheek...
and if it was me, the only thing you would have been posting was "WOW"
What a woman "
What a Woman would be WAW, not WOW.
oh I see now, easy for you to say though ain't it, you haven't experienced what is fastly becoming known as wayneylurve™ yet have you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fresh is fattening ya know...
low fat creme fraiche pleeze "
You really have gone without haven;t you, you will need all the fattening foods with me, the more fat the more calories we have to burn. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got me leg up ya know...
Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and...
oh all sorts.
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I'm good at that too.
a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"I got me leg up ya know...
Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and...
oh all sorts.
I'm good at that too.
a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. "
i'll raise you a hot bath and warm body oils  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got me leg up ya know...
Im incapacitated and needs things rubbing and massaging and and...
oh all sorts.
I'm good at that too.
a nice gentle rub whilst you eat the light lunch I prepared for you, then once you have fallen asleep I can go about cleaning up for you, see, not just a comedy genius but a bloody big suck up too. i'll raise you a hot bath and warm body oils "
One of those prematures eh, that comes later after sweet peach has rested. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I not got a bath 
havent had one for ages either "
That's ok, I can bring one of those stand alone ones and fill it for you using the kettle of you so wish.
but I always suspected you to be a modern woman, not the old fashioned type _ouvak talks of. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"all because the lady loves milk tray "
Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer.
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cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"all because the lady loves milk tray
Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer.
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cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?. "
thorntons continental
on very rare occasions. im not a chocolate kinda gal. prefer savoury |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"all because the lady loves milk tray
Black Magic I suspect Sweet Peach to prefer.
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cock your finger? you not hurt that too have you?.
thorntons continental
on very rare occasions. im not a chocolate kinda gal. prefer savoury "
Oh now we are talking, I have the perfect secret recipe for you, well I've decided what to cook you, have to nip out to Marks n Spencers for the ingredients. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i think she likes the soft centers being such a sweet softie herself
Nuts, i likes nuts "
I knew it, we're like peas, or should that be peaches in a pod together.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow.........
A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...
like it
oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol "
I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"Wow.........
A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...
like it
oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol
I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. "
same quality food stuff's at much more reasonable price's |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wow.........
A man that cooks AND shops at marks and sparks...
like it
oh of course, is there anywhere else to shop at all, really. netto's,aldi,s and lidol's lol
I'm not aware of any of those, did you make them up to tease me?. same quality food stuff's at much more reasonable price's "
oof, cheapskate, I believe they have cockroaches at those low class places. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?."
If ya go down to your local farm shop...they should have some nice juicy chickens n turkeyss that ya can tuck into |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?."
Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.
Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .
Oh and ya dont like sauce |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
clacton on sea |
"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.
Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.
Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .
Oh and ya dont like sauce "
he likes cranberry with his tough burds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.
Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.
Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .
Oh and ya dont like sauce "
Thanks for the advice, I have updated it.
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I just hope that gran pants burd doesn't see this thread now, ah well never mind she might learn from it, bloody sauce sachet collector. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.
Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.
Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .
Oh and ya dont like sauce "
Don't forget the increasingly common 'heavy cummer'. If they don't produce four gallons of semen during their 10 orgams per second then aparently they feel they have failed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"anyway, stop hijacking my thread people, I need advice, how do I avoid gran pants and find me a nice burd to tuck into?.
Maybe work a little on ya profile, have loads of cock shots.
Promise to lick for hrs and hrs and hrs and tell the lady you can also shag for england, are a repeater and can do it standing on ya head .
Oh and ya dont like sauce
Don't forget the increasingly common 'heavy cummer'. If they don't produce four gallons of semen during their 10 orgams per second then aparently they feel they have failed!"
I considered that but thought it might sound a little cheesy, I'm quite pleased with my profile now, but I guess I'm not coming up on peoples searches as I've had no messages yet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"is this the kiss n tell thread , pmsl
Hey it might be, never thought of that.
lol, i think it is  "
Oops, and people complain about profiles not being read properly.
Group Hug Jo!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!  "
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo |
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I just want to know.... was the request to wear her knickers unappealling because:
a - they were not fresh out the draw
b - they were not a flattering style and you prefer something small and skimpy
c - there were no matching items to complete the outfit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo "
But apparently it's just all humour. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo
But apparently it's just all humour."
get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing.
None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo "
Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo
But apparently it's just all humour.
get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing.
None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh.
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IN ur defence hun after reading the 'CONFUSED' thread then reading urs it clicked straightaway and even i had a good ole laugh about it but maybe those who didnt read the 'CONFUSED' thingy mi bob and read urs straightaway took it totally wrong but hey its done now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo
Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you. "
Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo
Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you.
Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have "
Aw hun but he wasnt poking fun he was pokin me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo
Suck up, say anything to get in the good books with the ladies wont you.
Nope, I just think poking fun at someone who didnt understand a deliberately misleading post isnt funny, but then its only my opinion, which if its OK with you I am still entitled to have "
Have I seriously poked fun at Jo? I think not.
Suck Up!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo
But apparently it's just all humour.
get over yourself, go see your doctor, see if he/she can implant funny bone you're clearly missing.
None of it is true, I made it quite clear, if only people read profiles properly eh.
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Dear oh dear |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,
and i thought it was funny.
to many serious people on here ..
chill pills anyone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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HI did she want to wear them over your pants or underneath .? was she a larger lady ? and were they silk ,if so perphaps i could use them for my skydiving ,FRANKIE . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,
and i thought it was funny.
to many serious people on here ..
chill pills anyone "
More chilled than a chilled thing that went to the school of chilledness and did very well indeed here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,
and i thought it was funny.
to many serious people on here ..
chill pills anyone "
Well said hun just wot i was thinking but couldnt see the keyboard to type it |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,
and i thought it was funny.
to many serious people on here ..
chill pills anyone "
I havent read confused thread, have seen how quickly this one has gone into decline, so off to read t'other thread now.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"oh stop being part poopers, anyone who read the confused thread wud of known straight away it was a joke,
and i thought it was funny.
to many serious people on here ..
chill pills anyone
I havent read confused thread, have seen how quickly this one has gone into decline, so off to read t'other thread now.
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Wise choice think ill come with u hun...men i dont know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though  "
I completely agree with that.
I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly.
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I've noticed it's only two guys that don't find it funny, it would appear (at least now) that the ladies do find it funny, and as my joke was aimed at a lady as such, I find that interesting.
It's good that we are not all the same but it's better we're not all miserable.
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I am interested in why non de plums (or whatever) thinks I made fun of you Jo King, maybe the nelly or the narna, harsh words eh.
Mwah to you Jo, and to those that oppose, well.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!
i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!
peace xxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though
I completely agree with that.
I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly.
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It was my impulsive gut-feel nature, jumped to the wrong conclusion without reading the entire thread! DOH!!!
I don't usually get it wrong, however, when I do, it is rather spectacular, ha ha! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hugs back from Miss gullible!!!
Gullible???? ,
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Hmmmm someone uses a "fake" profile to type a "fake" post and then you think you are gullible?? .
Im not sure that you are the one who should be apologising Jo "
Not quite a fake profile, I created it for one reason about two months ago, but decided now to use it for another reason, quite like many couples do, create a second profile so both can view fab at the same time, well it's that and also the fact it's not always obvious when I as a couple am online so avoids some messages. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!
i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!
peace xxxxxx "
I would!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"However, I meant what I said about not liking kiss and tell etc. though
I completely agree with that.
I'm sorry you took it serious, but it was due to not reading properly.
It was my impulsive gut-feel nature, jumped to the wrong conclusion without reading the entire thread! DOH!!!
I don't usually get it wrong, however, when I do, it is rather spectacular, ha ha! "
You're not the first and wont be the last to do so.
it's others comments taking it seriously that is the funniest thing about this thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!
i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!
peace xxxxxx
I would!!! "
lol in beige ones?? that could technically be used by a family of four for a campin trip reinforced gusset the lot????? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"didnt take long for humour to go into forum war!!
i thought it was funny just cause personally im sittin in the biggest most hideous pair of granny pants ever made and thinkin how many guys would actually agree to meet and wear them if they thought they were gettin a hump!!
peace xxxxxx
I would!!!
lol in beige ones?? that could technically be used by a family of four for a campin trip reinforced gusset the lot????? "
Yeah why not, bug knickers are ok, it's just the term granny knickers tickled me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have to wear firm control stuff - need all the help I can get!
Mind you, playmates prefer skimpy undies, what am I to do except to try and please?! "
lol firm control thongs...i always feel a fraud in them lol!! sod it im sure 90% dont notice anyway!! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is such a funny thread
made me giggle so much
Phew and he was pooing himself lol
I was not at all.
Lol yeah right
Sshhh!! "
Dont u sshh me buggerlugs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"this is such a funny thread
made me giggle so much
Phew and he was pooing himself lol
I was not at all.
Lol yeah right
Sshhh!!
Dont u sshh me buggerlugs "
It was a joke, lol.
am I allowed to say that?. |
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By *ickmealloverWoman
over a year ago
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"I just want to know.... was the request to wear her knickers unappealling because:
a - they were not fresh out the draw
b - they were not a flattering style and you prefer something small and skimpy
c - there were no matching items to complete the outfit"
You just want to know that I WAS UNAPPEALLING, DON'T PRETEND OTHERWISE !!
While we're being honest here guys, lets be truthful now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"this is such a funny thread
made me giggle so much
Phew and he was pooing himself lol
I was not at all.
Lol yeah right
Sshhh!!
Dont u sshh me buggerlugs
It was a joke, lol.
am I allowed to say that?. "
Lol no now get to bed |
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