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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i have very sad news to tell u, my dress i was going to wear to the social is now a NO NO. it does not fit me now 
the only thing i can think of is 2bonk has broking into my house and found my dress and has made it smaller .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i have very sad news to tell u, my dress i was going to wear to the social is now a NO NO. it does not fit me now
the only thing i can think of is 2bonk has broking into my house and found my dress and has made it smaller .
A hot wash was all it took miss 
Anyway surely like every woman on the planet you have a multitude of other outfits you can wear
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"yea i am going in a bra and hot pants now, i think the trassy chav look will suit me hahaha"
I'm sure you would look gorgeous in wearing a potato sack, or even a bin bag. 
w |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hi all, just want to thank u love reading these pages gives me a lift for the day and something to smile about.Sarah xxxx"
You keep om posting, your avatar gave me a lift (of sorts).lol.
W |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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defo, i got the hair gel ready. i hope bonk2 aint nicked me red lippy when he was busy shrinking my dress!!!
i am gonna look soooo cool at this social yeehaaaa lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OMG be careful with that red lippy !!
I suspect that bonk2 being highly trained (army man) would have stealthily applied a smearing around his weapon, surreptitiously replacing the abused item leaving no forensics !!!
Best go nick a new lipstick darlin lol |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"hi all, just want to thank u love reading these pages gives me a lift for the day and something to smile about.Sarah xxxx"
Welcome to the Pussy Posse Sarah
Come join us........... the boys are a bit useless but they are fun to wind up.
Maddie xxxxxxxxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sarah,
Welcome form but please accept a bit of well intentioned advice..........check your thesaurus and spell checker are not set to Swahili............. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OMG be careful with that red lippy !!
I suspect that bonk2 being highly trained (army man) would have stealthily applied a smearing around his weapon, surreptitiously replacing the abused item leaving no forensics !!!
Best go nick a new lipstick darlin lol"
Sin,
Army..........wrong colour.....think light blue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sarah,
Welcome form but please accept a bit of well intentioned advice..........check your thesaurus and spell checker are not set to Swahili............. "
What is it with you and Swahili at the moment? lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sarah,
Welcome form but please accept a bit of well intentioned advice..........check your thesaurus and spell checker are not set to Swahili.............
What is it with you and Swahili at the moment? lol
The leader of the Fussy Pasty has been having some grammar and spelling issues of late............
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"kitty why dont you cut the dress in half and make a bottome and top
And just have no middle???
lol the bump is the middle she can have the skirt below the bump and the top above lol"
AAhhhh, get you now.
I think its quite sexy when bump is shown off in a tasteful manner :D x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ahem, arn't we all forgetting one major thing here.
Kitty for the true chav preggers look, one must definately use some fake tan. lol
Oh and don't forget to put so much on that (A) You look tangoed & (B) You have amazing streaks. lol
X XXXXX
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ok so my outfit tonight is...........
a dress cut in two, big belly hanging over, White high heels, croyden face lift, blue eye shadow, red lippy, big hoop earrings, and the skankist orange tan ever!!!!
nowww, do u think i gonnnna look cooool
hell yea!!!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok so my outfit tonight is...........
a dress cut in two, big belly hanging over, White high heels, croyden face lift, blue eye shadow, red lippy, big hoop earrings, and the skankist orange tan ever!!!!
nowww, do u think i gonnnna look cooool
hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!"
Mwah XXXXXXX Your gonna look amazing hunni and I wanna see the pics to prove it X;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"ok so my outfit tonight is...........
a dress cut in two, big belly hanging over, White high heels, croyden face lift, blue eye shadow, red lippy, big hoop earrings, and the skankist orange tan ever!!!!
nowww, do u think i gonnnna look cooool
hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!"
Add an oversized gobfull of chewing gum and you'll be irresistible !!!
No handbag - where will you keep you Vodka ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol"
A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol
It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol ta W. but i think the bin bag is a bit last year lol
Not if you wear a green bag. Green is the new black and so summer 2009"
But it's only March 7th..........? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lol ta W. but i think the bin bag is a bit last year lol
Not if you wear a green bag. Green is the new black and so summer 2009
But it's only March 7th..........?"
That's Kitty getting in early again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol
A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol
It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx"
Hmmmm I'm always wearing my hair scraped back, does that make me a chav? lol
Actually with my glasses half way down my nose its more this School Mistress look. It teds to scare my 13 year old son as he says mom you look like my head teacher. lol X;) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol
A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol
It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx
Hmmmm I'm always wearing my hair scraped back, does that make me a chav? lol
Actually with my glasses half way down my nose its more this School Mistress look. It teds to scare my 13 year old son as he says mom you look like my head teacher. lol X;)"
Lol most certainly not Earthy..I can't think of anyone more un-chav like than you! Xxxxx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well i think you will look lovely but i dont know what a croydon face lift is lol
A croydon face lift is a really tight high pony tail a la chav lol
It pulls you skin up as if you,ve had an extreme face lift xxx
Hmmmm I'm always wearing my hair scraped back, does that make me a chav? lol
Actually with my glasses half way down my nose its more this School Mistress look. It teds to scare my 13 year old son as he says mom you look like my head teacher. lol X;)
Lol most certainly not Earthy..I can't think of anyone more un-chav like than you! Xxxxx
Whew!!! thank frell for that. lol lol X;)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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well i wore my chav outfit and had a 18 man gangbang over the pool table LOL
ok ok
i wore black leggings with a nice longish top and boots, i had a wash as well which helped and brushed my hair lol
the night went ok i met so many nice people and had a fun time. at times i wished it was more private as there where times when the more 'less' dressed i felt where on desplay to the locals (if ya get what i mean).
if i was not preg and went less dressed and found after paying a tenner to get in locals could come and stare and take pics i would not be happy, but other then that it was cool and i had a burger king yeeehaaaaaaaa |
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