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Supermarket Trollies: A tale of woe
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Why is that every bloody time I pick one it either has:
a) At least one jammed wheel or else one that is at the very least, in serious need of some WD-40! This results in me having to heave the unruly bastard around the store as though towing a leg iron.
b) 45 degree (or bloody more!) tracking - Yes, push it straight and watch the bastard thing veer over sharply and crash into the bloody aisle or else a fellow shopping patron (who obviously has a better and more obedient trolly than mine).
I have even observed everyone else around me effortlessly grabbing trollies smoother than a bloody F1 car!
What manner of curse hath been cast upon me?!  |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
Its called the 'trollimuslookacuntmus' curse.
To reverse the power of the curse you must do the happy trolley dance whilst singing to the blaring ceiling supermarket lights of your sorrow and repentance of the one who cursed you. |
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"Its called the 'trollimuslookacuntmus' curse.
To reverse the power of the curse you must do the happy trolley dance whilst singing to the blaring ceiling supermarket lights of your sorrow and repentance of the one who cursed you. "
 I shall give this incarnation a go (before the store security expel me from the premises)  |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
"Its called the 'trollimuslookacuntmus' curse.
To reverse the power of the curse you must do the happy trolley dance whilst singing to the blaring ceiling supermarket lights of your sorrow and repentance of the one who cursed you. "
Or just use a basket...
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I can just imagine it
bloody annoying things at times 
