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over a year ago
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What starts out as maintenance usually ends up as a major overhaul lasting a week.
Then everything is OK for a month or so then another major overhaul is required...... and repeat
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"What starts out as maintenance usually ends up as a major overhaul lasting a week.
Then everything is OK for a month or so then another major overhaul is required...... and repeat
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A week? Blimey |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever have a little maintenance wank to keep your hand in? Maybe just to clear the pipes and make sure everything still works?
Asking for a friend  "
I found this post quite cute |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What starts out as maintenance usually ends up as a major overhaul lasting a week.
Then everything is OK for a month or so then another major overhaul is required...... and repeat
A week? Blimey "
That's not just one lasting a week
Too funny!! |
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"Do you ever have a little maintenance wank to keep your hand in? Maybe just to clear the pipes and make sure everything still works?
Asking for a friend "
2/3 times daily minimum! Maybe more depending on daily activities  |
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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago
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"No..... Body work is letting the engine down at the moment. Needs a bit of TLC before its getting the engine turned over!"
I need a major service, an oil flush, and some new rubber all round. |
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"It's more so that I can get on with stuff. Getting rid of the horny feeling is one less thing to cater for.
Sometimes this. I consider that one a “Utility Wank” rather than maintenance as such."
There’s also the opposite... wanking instead of getting on with stuff. The Procrastination Wank. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Daily maintenance wank (good for the prostate) and a big wank once/twice a week.
This is the current Covid schedule, during normal times it’s a maintenance wank Mon-Thurs if I’m going clubbing/have a meet or daily if I’m not |
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"Daily maintenance wank (good for the prostate) and a big wank once/twice a week.
This is the current Covid schedule, during normal times it’s a maintenance wank Mon-Thurs if I’m going clubbing/have a meet or daily if I’m not "
"Big Wank", is that like a "Big Shop"? Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not really maintenance for me, but the longer I don’t do it, the more it gets on my mind... think thats for everyone tho lol
After 2-3 days I gotta change the oil |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you ever have a little maintenance wank to keep your hand in? Maybe just to clear the pipes and make sure everything still works?
Asking for a friend "
I just burst out laughing |
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"Like a weekly service? I get it stamped in the manual and everything!
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I try but I think my starter motor is on the Fritz and fails to get going then when it does start it conks out before the end.  |
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