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Reasons why you shouldn't evict spiders
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From your home.
1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel
2) they eat the bugs for you
3) they're probably your biggest fan.
What else? "
*you're. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From your home.
1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel
2) they eat the bugs for you
3) they're probably your biggest fan.
What else? "
They're a pretty unique fascinating creature no matter what kind or size  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not amused 
I really don't like them - I wouldn't kill them but I don't like them in the house where they're planning on inviting all their mates over to drink from my mouth while I'm asleep
NOOOOOOO!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"From your home.
1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel
2) they eat the bugs for you
3) they're probably your biggest fan.
What else?
*you're.
*Which one?"
Both of them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute! 
I haven't no, but I'm going to now "
Do it!! He has converted my fwb from a spider hater! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well my parents showed me Arachnophobia when i was like 4. So hated them since.
Living in the middle of nowhere and next to fields we get some horrificlyy massive ones around August/September when the Females are looking to mate.
I once had to pull out everything from under my bed, then broke a hoover at 3am after a giant one was above it. Tried to kill it and only wounded it and it fell down the side of the bed, so i was scared it was angry with me lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wonder if anyone will recognise this? Enters my head everytime I see one in the bath. God dam kids programmes.
But, a spider in the bath,
a spider in the bath!
A creepy crawly, creepy
crawly spider in the bath!
I know he's only there because
he wants to have a laugh!
With hairy legs and beady eyes
that terrify and tantalize!
But, a spider in the bath,
a spider in the bath!
A creepy crawly, creepy
crawly spider in the bath!
I know he's only there because
he wants to have a laugh!
I thought I'd put it down the drain
but now he's climbing up the chain!
Spider in the bath |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope nope nope. Wolf spiders out the door they go. Hundreds of babies on their backs.  "
I was pulling something out from the back of my desk that hadn't moved for awhile the other day. To find 5 or 6 of those massive egg sack things on the wall and graveyard of bugs that been the babies meals.
Debating setting the room on fire |
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"Wonder if anyone will recognise this? Enters my head everytime I see one in the bath. God dam kids programmes.
blah blah blah"
I always remembered Monkey Business from that...
We know it's monkey business
We know it isn't right
But when nobodies looking
We'll start a pillow fight!
Or something like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well my parents showed me Arachnophobia when i was like 4. So hated them since.
You mean your parents, I hope..?"
Haha
I have told my Mum its her fault tbf when she has to collect them for me! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wonder if anyone will recognise this? Enters my head everytime I see one in the bath. God dam kids programmes.
blah blah blah
I always remembered Monkey Business from that...
We know it's monkey business
We know it isn't right
But when nobodies looking
We'll start a pillow fight!
Or something like that."
I remember that too. They were always so catchy!
And played to death!  |
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"From your home.
1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel
2) they eat the bugs for you
3) they're probably your biggest fan.
What else? "
I like them, they're fascinating creatures. We have pretty stripey garden spiders outside in summer.
My son likes them too. When he was little I would catch particularly interesting specimens to show him.
No bug or creepy crawly haters in this house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The spindly leg ones eat the big hairy ones!
I have a couple that live in the corner of my bedroom, and as long as they stay there, we’re all good "
Damn! I was going for the "they eat each other" one, but you beat me to it. I'll have to go with their webs are a cheap alternative to tinsel at Christmas (old Ukrainian legend apparently). |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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I don’t like spiders. At all. They should stay in the garden with nature.
They are the main reason my bedroom is hotter than a furnace in Summer, because out of the many windows here, they navigate towards mine.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had one that was a nightly visitor. She’d walk across the floor at around the same hour each evening. When she first appeared, she would scurry off if I moved. After a few days, she seemed unconcerned by my presence. After about an hour, she’d head back whence she came via the same route. I actually found myself greeting her when she appeared and then saying good night on her return.
What does that say about my Winter nights?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The spindly leg ones eat the big hairy ones!
I have a couple that live in the corner of my bedroom, and as long as they stay there, we’re all good
Damn! I was going for the "they eat each other" one, but you beat me to it. I'll have to go with their webs are a cheap alternative to tinsel at Christmas (old Ukrainian legend apparently). "
Have you you tubed the fights between the two ? |
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We’re spider conservationists here too. If they want to move in out of the cold I don’t begrudge them. The cat unfortunately does like a good game of spider catch so they take their lives in their own legs really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love spiders! Have you checked out Lucas, on pootube? He is soooo freakin' cute! "
I'm so fu@#ing gullible, just googled pootube and walked into a whole heap of disturbing shit, literally |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"From your home.
1) they think your their best buddy and its just cruel
2) they eat the bugs for you
3) they're probably your biggest fan.
What else? "
They scare my kids |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well after watching Lucas the Spider, the spider on my stairs is not at risk of eviction by other household members who were scared of it and now aren't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The spindly leg ones eat the big hairy ones!
I have a couple that live in the corner of my bedroom, and as long as they stay there, we’re all good
Damn! I was going for the "they eat each other" one, but you beat me to it. I'll have to go with their webs are a cheap alternative to tinsel at Christmas (old Ukrainian legend apparently).
Have you you tubed the fights between the two ? "
Going to check that out. Sounds like it has the makings of a feature-length movie!! |
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