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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

I thought it was about time we had another round.

Denial - A river in Egypt.

Sycophant - An ill pachyderm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Broccoli spears- a pop princess who shaved her head.

Massacre- my mascara after a days wear

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

High Stakes - A cow on drugs

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Psychopath

Idiot riding on the pavement

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Procrastinating: The logical act of conserving energy whilst carefully and intelligently contemplating ones next course of action....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Giblets, Small Gibs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Assume - anal with you and me

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Passerby- the act of walking past an ex and pretending you didn’t see them

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Bicycle- a bisexuals menstruation period

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Penicillin - sick dick stays home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cocktail - boastful penis

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By *atnip make me purrWoman over a year ago

Reading

"Passerby- the act of walking past an ex and pretending you didn’t see them"

I had an ex who would pull his jumper over his face. Always made me laugh so hard.

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

Vaccine - A hoover that's been spotted.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fanny, Like a fan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rambling - Tacky Jewelry for sheep...

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Hunnysuckle

A blowjob from the “entitled”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rambling - Tacky Jewelry for sheep...

Beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old classic: Countryside - the murder of Katie Hopkins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pervert, kinky cat

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Optimum- glasses for your mother

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Walking- the very best at building

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hamstring, Underwear for pigs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hamstring, Underwear for pigs

Hamster - Trendy pig

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Marmite, What you Mum could do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hotknob, A cooking accident,

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

"Hamstring, Underwear for pigs

Hamster - Trendy pig

Stylist - Accommodation adverts for pigs.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Herbicide

Taking a VW beetle to the scrap yard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Microwave - crap surfing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it have a posh troll living under it?

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Pampas grass... someone who gossips about swingers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pumpkin, a pump's family

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanking, a pale Monarch

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By *partharmony OP Couple over a year ago

Ruislip

Window - When your lottery numbers come up.

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Bucking Bronco - Fuck the Lady on all fours, grab her Ponytail and say "Your Sisters a better fuck than you are"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rodeo - a cowboy's wireless

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cardimon-knitwear loving Scottish bloke.

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By *luebellRacerCouple over a year ago

Shropshire

Lampshade- lighting insults

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spanner-bridge builder

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