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"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.
I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?     "
It would take months to make a decent omelette |
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"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.
I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash? "
I always give it a bash, that’s how I get the main ingredient |
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"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.
I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?
It would take months to make a decent omelette "
Depends how many contributors there were!  |
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"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.
I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?
I always give it a bash, that’s how I get the main ingredient "
Brilliant |
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"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.
I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash?
It would take months to make a decent omelette
Depends how many contributors there were! "
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"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.
I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash? "
I bet he does a mean
Cumberland sausage and
Cumquats |
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I have heard of it but I lost my job in a restaurant the first time I tried it. Apparently that's not what McDonald's special sauce is, and even if it was I shouldn't have applied it fresh straight onto the burger. The kitchen staff didn't approve and we lost the customers who saw it. |
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"I bet nigella has a jar of it somewhere 
Hahahahahahahaha "
She’d be looking into the camera licking her lips provocatively whilst whisking ... I loooove Nigella |
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"Would it be classed as vegan ? "
Tricky one?? Definitely more environmentally friendly than all the eggs production - Men doing their bit for the environment. Cum for the climate. |
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"Would it be classed as vegan ? "
I don't think it would be as humans are animals and it's a product of a human.
If it were vegan, then that must mean human flesh was also vegan as that is also just a procuct of a human, so vegan cannibals could exist. |
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"Would it be classed as vegan ?
I don't think it would be as humans are animals and it's a product of a human.
If it were vegan, then that must mean human flesh was also vegan as that is also just a procuct of a human, so vegan cannibals could exist. "
Does that also mean vegans should technically always spit and not swallow though? |
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"Would it be classed as vegan ?
I don't think it would be as humans are animals and it's a product of a human.
If it were vegan, then that must mean human flesh was also vegan as that is also just a procuct of a human, so vegan cannibals could exist. "
Does that also mean vegans should technically always spit and not swallow though? |
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"Did anyone know there is a cookbook called natural harvest by Paul "Foite" Photenhauer using semen as an ingredient. Apparently it’s just like egg. Go figure.
I thought they must be having a l’oeuf but it’s real. Anyone given it a bash? "
I wonder if I can cook a Cupcake with my semen? |
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"Would it be classed as vegan ?
Tricky one?? Definitely more environmentally friendly than all the eggs production - Men doing their bit for the environment. Cum for the climate. "
This made me laugh out loud |
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for me 
Yummy!
Incidentally, Bear Grylls taught me that my semen makes for a field expedient toothpaste 