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Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while:
Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right?
Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one?
Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football!  |
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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while:
Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right?
Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one?
Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "
Oooooo! He can have his wicked way with me in that summer house any time  |
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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while:
Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right?
Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one?
Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "
Beer on me!   |
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I've heard of that Hardy geezer but no idea who the other guy is or the bridge thingy he's from.
Anyway, Asda do some quality craft beers, ciders and lagers don't they? |
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"I've heard of that Hardy geezer but no idea who the other guy is or the bridge thingy he's from.
Anyway, Asda do some quality craft beers, ciders and lagers don't they?"
Asda do some rather nice cheap French beers; about £2.85 for 4. A bargain say I   |
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"I've heard of that Hardy geezer but no idea who the other guy is or the bridge thingy he's from.
Anyway, Asda do some quality craft beers, ciders and lagers don't they?
Asda do some rather nice cheap French beers; about £2.85 for 4. A bargain say I "
Absolute bargain, I'll nip and buy some ready for the football at the weekend |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while:
Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right?
Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one?
Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "
He can't be as sexy as me though, surely????    |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
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In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you |
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you "
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like? |
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like? "
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!) |
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!) "
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe? "
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel? "
For you...everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything "
Oooft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything
Oooft! "
I didn't know you need a straw for your lager...use mine, you're welcome |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis.
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I would just like to point out that some of us fatties are this big just to squeeze in all our sexiness. |
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis
Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs!
Porky "
Now you made me sad  |
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis
Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs! "
That’s not fat, that’s ideal
And I have no idea who the other fella is as I don’t watch Bridgetown  |
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis
Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs!
Porky
Now you made me sad "
Don't be sad, I know it's over..... |
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"Yes indeed, I can almost guarantee that every lady reading this will temporarily rush off of FAB for a while:
Ladies....I’m sure that you’ll remember when Tom Hardy read on CBeebies bedtime stories right?
Did you also know that Regé-Jean Page of Bridgerton fame has also done one?
Chaps....The site is now ours! Let’s imbibe pints and talk about football! "
Sadly, I shall still be here perving, as neither of those chaps make my minge moan or my fanny flutter. So get your arse out, OP, and let me fab it |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis
Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs! "
At 5'8" and 310ibs i suppose she means fatties like me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I know i'm a woman but i'm not so cheap that i'd abandon the fat dad bods of FAB for a Godlike Sex Adonis
Who's fat??? I'am 6'3" and 200 ibs!
Porky
Now you made me sad
Don't be sad, I know it's over..... "
But life goes on
And this old world
Will keep on turning
Let's just be glad
We had some time to spend together...with beer and naked barmen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything
Oooft!
I didn't know you need a straw for your lager...use mine, you're welcome "
I may have dribbled slightly.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a pint instead?
You can have anything you want...
In that case, a pint for me and Belle please while we snuggle up in the corner and perve the men thank you
You're very welcome. What kind of beer you like?
Estrella please (and I know it's lager but I don't like actual beer haha!)
You'll be served, ma'am. Would you like naked barmen maybe?
Ooo yes please! Does that mean you're going to drop that towel?
For you...everything
Oooft!
I didn't know you need a straw for your lager...use mine, you're welcome
I may have dribbled slightly.... "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies
Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I?
Ohh I got distracted I’m back now where was I "
Distracted by all the half naked men? We got our drinks but yours is probably warm by now (or one of the guys drank it) and Scorpio dropped his towel |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies
Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I?
Ohh I got distracted I’m back now where was I
Distracted by all the half naked men? We got our drinks but yours is probably warm by now (or one of the guys drank it) and Scorpio dropped his towel "
Ohh he did it’s ok ok take a whiskey and catch up  |
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"He's ok but there are some rather other hotties on this thread...hello ladies
Wanna come snuggle with Belle and I?
Ohh I got distracted I’m back now where was I
Distracted by all the half naked men? We got our drinks but yours is probably warm by now (or one of the guys drank it) and Scorpio dropped his towel "
Yeah...just to wipe your tears when you see what's under towel... |
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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago
Nottingham |
"Rege's storytelling was ridiculously overdone. I'll take a pint with the lads thanks
Done. Naked barmen or not? As you wish, ma'am "
Naked barmen??
I might miss my mouth if there's naked barmen! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Rege's storytelling was ridiculously overdone. I'll take a pint with the lads thanks
Done. Naked barmen or not? As you wish, ma'am
Naked barmen??
I might miss my mouth if there's naked barmen! "
Ma'am...don't worry. I'll take care about your mouth |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good Lord! Drinking and towel dropping in my absence!
Here’s another celeb bedtime story I’ve just found.....
https://youtu.be/BdzaoZLORCA
Seems that everyone’s getting in on it!
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Man, you left me with bunch of naughty ladies alone... |
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"Good Lord! Drinking and towel dropping in my absence!
Here’s another celeb bedtime story I’ve just found.....
https://youtu.be/BdzaoZLORCA
Seems that everyone’s getting in on it!
Man, you left me with bunch of naughty ladies alone... "
Insatiable hussies the lot of them I’ve brought you a pint back though sir - you may need refuelling |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good Lord! Drinking and towel dropping in my absence!
Here’s another celeb bedtime story I’ve just found.....
https://youtu.be/BdzaoZLORCA
Seems that everyone’s getting in on it!
Man, you left me with bunch of naughty ladies alone...
Insatiable hussies the lot of them I’ve brought you a pint back though sir - you may need refuelling "
I'll need a bottle of single malt and six pack of strong beer... |
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"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy 
Me too he would so get it
Share? "
Be a dear and throw a piece too. not objectifying at all.. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy
Me too he would so get it
Share?
Be a dear and throw a piece too. not objectifying at all.. "
Ohh let’s get him |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"Is he the guy from Bridgerton? Never watched it but have seen him - still prefer Tom Hardy
Me too he would so get it
Share?
Be a dear and throw a piece too. not objectifying at all..
Ohh let’s get him "
I'm more than happy to share with you two beauties |
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By the way, for any ladies who missed Tom Hardy the first time around.....
https://youtu.be/7F99yFTWXxw
I demand some celeb ladies to balance the scales!
Can I request Gal Gadot reading the Gruffalo? |
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