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"I always pray for the smallest ejaculation possible, as I can't tie a knot in a balloon without it shooting across the room like a missile,and so dread a similar outcome when tying off a condom.
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"Some of us like it splattered all over our mug.
My innocent mind looked at my tea mug and thought to myself why
Whatever gets you off is your business  "
English and its double entendre  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I always pray for the smallest ejaculation possible, as I can't tie a knot in a balloon without it shooting across the room like a missile,and so dread a similar outcome when tying off a condom.
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I can't stop laughing!
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A) How do you define "a big load"?
B) What's an "average load"?
C) Have you compiled a large enough sample size to be able to say with certainty that yes, your load is sufficiently larger than the average population, and if so by how much? |
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"Some of us like it splattered all over our mug.
My innocent mind looked at my tea mug and thought to myself why
Whatever gets you off is your business
English and its double entendre "
You love our crazy language |
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"I always pray for the smallest ejaculation possible, as I can't tie a knot in a balloon without it shooting across the room like a missile,and so dread a similar outcome when tying off a condom.
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Its worse when they don't tie a knot in it and it falls on the floor then you step barefoot on it... |
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"It’s a manliness/virility thing I believe.
A copious load makes us feel...well, awesome "
Because a big load has better chances of making babies right! |
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"Why does the size of a load matter when its going in a condom anyway? "
Cause then they can measure it and see who has the most? Seems a general thing with dick size so seems probable. |
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