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Chef, cleaner, butler...?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Butler, no contest. Restaurants and cleaning services aplenty but a good butler is a gem. Someone who anticipates your needs and arranged everything in advance, etc. Priceless. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Housekeeper. 
Housekeeper at your service
Get that lovely arse here then. Don't forget the blue underwear.
What size would you like blue underwear sir "
Your size, silly. Preferably with you wearing it.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doesn’t a butler do everything ?
No, he arranges everything and the staff. He is not normally expected to clean, cook or drive."
Thanks  . I wasn’t sure, I’m still taking the chef, a cleaner comes in a close second l. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’ve won the lottery, and you can have one person. Which would you choose?
I hate cooking, and it is not one of my talents, so I’ll take chef!"
Cleaner
If i won the lottery I could just order food from like postmates or Uber everyday anyway so wouldnt need a chef |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cleaner!!
I enjoy cooking and couldn’t be doing with the permanent presence of a butler being around; I need my privacy
So how many days a week do you want me?  "
Twice would suffice |
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"Housekeeper.
Housekeeper at your service
Get that lovely arse here then. Don't forget the blue underwear.
What size would you like blue underwear sir
Your size, silly. Preferably with you wearing it. "
Sorry sir I'm here to do your jobs for you not pleasure you |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Housekeeper.
Housekeeper at your service
Get that lovely arse here then. Don't forget the blue underwear.
What size would you like blue underwear sir
Your size, silly. Preferably with you wearing it.
Sorry sir I'm here to do your jobs for you not pleasure you "
Spoil sport. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Cleaner!!
I enjoy cooking and couldn’t be doing with the permanent presence of a butler being around; I need my privacy
So how many days a week do you want me?
Twice would suffice "
Taxi to Worcester please.  |
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"Housekeeper.
Housekeeper at your service
Get that lovely arse here then. Don't forget the blue underwear.
What size would you like blue underwear sir
Your size, silly. Preferably with you wearing it.
Sorry sir I'm here to do your jobs for you not pleasure you
Spoil sport. "
That's my job  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Housekeeper.
Housekeeper at your service
Get that lovely arse here then. Don't forget the blue underwear.
What size would you like blue underwear sir
Your size, silly. Preferably with you wearing it.
Sorry sir I'm here to do your jobs for you not pleasure you
Spoil sport.
That's my job "
But the blue underwear would be the preferred uniform in my house. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends- does the chef clean down after themselves or use every pan and leave a shit tip?"
A chef cleans up always. When I was in kitchens I would never have left anything dirty or I would have been fired. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It depends- does the chef clean down after themselves or use every pan and leave a shit tip?
A chef cleans up always. When I was in kitchens I would never have left anything dirty or I would have been fired. "
Fuck me that's a dry boring answer.
I'm sorry loungers |
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"It depends- does the chef clean down after themselves or use every pan and leave a shit tip?
A chef cleans up always. When I was in kitchens I would never have left anything dirty or I would have been fired.
Fuck me that's a dry boring answer.
I'm sorry loungers"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn’t a butler do everything ?
No, he arranges everything and the staff. He is not normally expected to clean, cook or drive.
Thanks . I wasn’t sure, I’m still taking the chef, a cleaner comes in a close second l."
You’re missing out my dear. A butler is there when you need him but is discreet when he is not required. He’ll arrange a chef to prepare your meal to your specification, which he would already have taken note of, cleaning will be magically done without your even having noticed that anything needed cleaning. Your car will alway be fuelled and polished to within an inch of it life. Your travel arrangements, theatre tickets etc will be taken care of....a well connected butler would be a godsend to someone who just wants to live life without needing to think about how, when, what, where, who. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a Naked Waiter option?
My fat hairy arse may put you off your food. "
I wouldn't be looking at your arse if you were stood next to me holding my drink on a tray! |
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"Doesn’t a butler do everything ?
No, he arranges everything and the staff. He is not normally expected to clean, cook or drive.
Thanks . I wasn’t sure, I’m still taking the chef, a cleaner comes in a close second l.
You’re missing out my dear. A butler is there when you need him but is discreet when he is not required. He’ll arrange a chef to prepare your meal to your specification, which he would already have taken note of, cleaning will be magically done without your even having noticed that anything needed cleaning. Your car will alway be fuelled and polished to within an inch of it life. Your travel arrangements, theatre tickets etc will be taken care of....a well connected butler would be a godsend to someone who just wants to live life without needing to think about how, when, what, where, who."
Oh, I need one of these in my life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Doesn’t a butler do everything ?
No, he arranges everything and the staff. He is not normally expected to clean, cook or drive.
Thanks . I wasn’t sure, I’m still taking the chef, a cleaner comes in a close second l.
You’re missing out my dear. A butler is there when you need him but is discreet when he is not required. He’ll arrange a chef to prepare your meal to your specification, which he would already have taken note of, cleaning will be magically done without your even having noticed that anything needed cleaning. Your car will alway be fuelled and polished to within an inch of it life. Your travel arrangements, theatre tickets etc will be taken care of....a well connected butler would be a godsend to someone who just wants to live life without needing to think about how, when, what, where, who.
Oh, I need one of these in my life "
Indeed you do, in Tuscany perhaps. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a Naked Waiter option?
I can serve you Peaches naked
Make it chocolates and you have a deal
I'll just pop to the shop and get some now "
Your such a good McNugget |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doesn’t a butler do everything ?
No, he arranges everything and the staff. He is not normally expected to clean, cook or drive.
Thanks . I wasn’t sure, I’m still taking the chef, a cleaner comes in a close second l.
You’re missing out my dear. A butler is there when you need him but is discreet when he is not required. He’ll arrange a chef to prepare your meal to your specification, which he would already have taken note of, cleaning will be magically done without your even having noticed that anything needed cleaning. Your car will alway be fuelled and polished to within an inch of it life. Your travel arrangements, theatre tickets etc will be taken care of....a well connected butler would be a godsend to someone who just wants to live life without needing to think about how, when, what, where, who."
Ok, I’m changing my answer . Applications within  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doesn’t a butler do everything ?
No, he arranges everything and the staff. He is not normally expected to clean, cook or drive.
Thanks . I wasn’t sure, I’m still taking the chef, a cleaner comes in a close second l.
You’re missing out my dear. A butler is there when you need him but is discreet when he is not required. He’ll arrange a chef to prepare your meal to your specification, which he would already have taken note of, cleaning will be magically done without your even having noticed that anything needed cleaning. Your car will alway be fuelled and polished to within an inch of it life. Your travel arrangements, theatre tickets etc will be taken care of....a well connected butler would be a godsend to someone who just wants to live life without needing to think about how, when, what, where, who.
Ok, I’m changing my answer . Applications within "
There you go. You’ll never be able to live without one again. |
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