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"When I realise my cup of tea has gone cold 
What's yours..."
I'm seldom disappointed in a big way .... but the little things....
e.g. the cuppa tea thing, worse with coffee....
Buying a ripe n ready avacado that's rock hard...
Shortage of cream in a cream cake.
Shoes that pinch .....
Italic nibs that scratch the paper....
Once loved personalities that reveal their vulgarity .....
Television in all it's vacuous ingloriousness
Friends who text , 'How are you' ....... ( fucking hate that )
Stains that don't come out in the wash ....
Artichoke hearts that are woody ......
People who are so 'first world problemy' ....
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"When you tear your fake bake tan mitt half way through doing your tan... "
Roller is the way forward works a treat just a bit messy though cleaning the splash afterwards
And mines is when you order clothes and they don’t come on time and you need to chase them up |
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When you build something in the garden and it rains for 4 days before you got to seal up the chip board.
Money and time literally dissolving in front of my eyes |
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"Waking up on a Thursday and thinking its a Friday."
Once I thought it was Tuesday to be reminded by my work colleagues it was a Friday. I can assure you I felt the heightened exact opposite of the situation you described. I think it may have been one of the best light bulb moments of my life. |
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When the other half has stolen your free bottle of pepsi max you ordered online but mistakenly her name on it!! Yes she bought another but its not the same damnit   |
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"When you ruffle through a box of After Eights and some greedy fcuker has eaten all the mints but left all the envelopes...."
Yeah, that was me, plus I ate them all before eight! |
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"When no one changes the toilet roll and leaves the cardboard tube. How difficult is it? "
I do that, I’ve got better things to do than change toilet rolls. |
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When you take the time to get yourself into some sexy lingerie, get the boobs all tucked and pushed in right so its comfy and looks good. Only to lean forward whilst getting dressed or putting your shoes on to go out and a boob falls out.
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"When you take the time to get yourself into some sexy lingerie, get the boobs all tucked and pushed in right so its comfy and looks good. Only to lean forward whilst getting dressed or putting your shoes on to go out and a boob falls out.
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I see no disappointment in this  |
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"When you take the time to get yourself into some sexy lingerie, get the boobs all tucked and pushed in right so its comfy and looks good. Only to lean forward whilst getting dressed or putting your shoes on to go out and a boob falls out.
I see no disappointment in this "
Can't drive to your house though Grumpy with one boob hanging out can I, the neighbours may talk..... |
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"When you take the time to get yourself into some sexy lingerie, get the boobs all tucked and pushed in right so its comfy and looks good. Only to lean forward whilst getting dressed or putting your shoes on to go out and a boob falls out.
I see no disappointment in this
Can't drive to your house though Grumpy with one boob hanging out can I, the neighbours may talk....."
Let them |
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Bags of crisps in a multipack - there's only about 4 crisps per pack 
The 69 position - too much going on at the same time.
Takeaways - too salty and make you feel  from eating too much.
Threesomes - one person is usually left out - foursomes are better |
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"KFC flavour crisps....so much anticipation but they smell like farts and don't taste anything like any KFC I've ever been in "
Farty crisps....have you tried the Brussel Sprout flavoured ones that appear at Christmas? |
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When you get the pains run to the toilet open up expecting a jackson pollock but instead you only hear a dying cow crying for his mamma gutted why did i run ffs |
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"When you turn up for your physio appointment and are 3 days early 
I have a friend that turned up at the docs only to miss the telephone appt with his doctor as his phone was turned off "
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"When you take the time to get yourself into some sexy lingerie, get the boobs all tucked and pushed in right so its comfy and looks good. Only to lean forward whilst getting dressed or putting your shoes on to go out and a boob falls out.
I see no disappointment in this
Can't drive to your house though Grumpy with one boob hanging out can I, the neighbours may talk.....
Let them "
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