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"Why " They need to be covered with carpet! | |||
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"They’re talking to you, don’t be ignorant, talk back to them!" I do | |||
"I'll just tip toe when I leave then... " Xx | |||
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"Why They need to be covered with carpet!" they have | |||
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"WD-40 luv" This | |||
"Your stairs creak and groan due to settlement of the property. They creak and groan due to weight on them pushing them down and releasing themselves later or soon. Heat has an effect on them as well as they expand and contract. You can tighten them by renailing or screwing them. " So it's not a headless ghost then | |||
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"The only solution is pulling up the carpet and screwing down the squeaky bit." X | |||
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"My stairs creaks in the dead of night. It sounds like someone walking on them. " this | |||
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"It’s your knees not the stairs " Its you creeping around again in my heels which you cant walk in. | |||
"Slide down the bannisters " I'd fall | |||
"WD-40 luv This " Xxx | |||
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"Are they under strain" No | |||
"Stop blaming your noisy farts on the stairs! " | |||
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"Stairs communicate in their own system of morse code. We humans may not understand it but a creak basically is the stair saying, ‘Please desist from standing on me at once!’ " Ahhh thankyou xxx | |||
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"Ours make a right racket. And considering we live in a bungalow!!! " | |||