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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

What have you heard your sex partner say or you have a tendency to say during sex?

I once had a meet where the woman kept saying "please please please please" whenever she was stimulated. It was quite off-putting after a while. Lol

As for myself, I have a tendency to shout out "mother fucker!" When I cum sometimes. Lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That wasn't worth £3 !"

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South

Shhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttt

As you get hosed down in Cum. Yeah, lush. Cheers pet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I usually say after cumming fast It ain't much but it is honest work luv

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

I'm too busy crying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

(Yuk)

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By *wiftieeMan over a year ago

near Glasgow

I don't swear, full stop, but.......in the heat of the moment, I have been known to use the 'f' word!

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By *ent and bratCouple over a year ago

here there everywhere

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

Sorry but that made me laugh way more than I should have

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

Haha that's ace, sorry.

I am arriving in your vocabulary and eating orifice...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once had a women say

This feels good

This feels very good

Maybe even a little too good

I will never forget those words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

Omg

. I snort laughed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“ oh no , I think my husbands home ! “

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

""That wasn't worth £3 !" "

Well, expectations do need to be set first. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

Haha. Classy.

I have to say, you did it to yourself really. Gotta hand it to him, he had the courtesy to forewarn you ;-D

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know a guy who used to say "ahhhhh bisto" when he came.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"I usually say after cumming fast It ain't much but it is honest work luv"

I like that. Mind if I adopt it? It's like a catchphrase.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"I know a guy who used to say "ahhhhh bisto" when he came.

Lmao!

Ok that is just weird and random.

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By *ondon MikeMan over a year ago

St Albans

Her brother's name! She tried to explain it was someone else (a celebrity crush) with the same name but even as a coincidence it was an instant mood killer. Never met her again after that.

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By *nked_kittenWoman over a year ago

Ankh Morpork

I had a guy once that just chugged like a steam train all through it. Was really off putting.

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By *riti PearWoman over a year ago

Paisley

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

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By *areasRockinghorsepooWoman over a year ago

my happy place

Many years ago my then bf said mid way 'can we get fish and chips for dinner?'

If i didnt know how food orientated he was i would have been paranoid of my body odour

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Ooo you bastard

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By *ssexhamptonMan over a year ago

Rayleigh

An ex girlfriend of mine would start saying "God......God", but only in the cowgirl position,until she cum. Afterwards she would swear she never said it. I would tease her by saying, fancy a chat with God tonight.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"I had a guy once that just chugged like a steam train all through it. Was really off putting. "

Was his name Thomas? Lol

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

"Well I'll be keeping you around" is still one of my favourite quotes from a former partner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once got shown a home made porn film, by a very strange bloke in my local pub, who had hired a prostitute and paid extra to film the session.

Me and and the other pub regulars couldn't contain our amusement at the fact he kept shouting out "ITS ONLY FLESH!!! ITS ONLY FLESH!!!" As the prostitute pleasured him

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Once got shown a home made porn film, by a very strange bloke in my local pub, who had hired a prostitute and paid extra to film the session.

Me and and the other pub regulars couldn't contain our amusement at the fact he kept shouting out "ITS ONLY FLESH!!! ITS ONLY FLESH!!!" As the prostitute pleasured him

What??!! He had some issues....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Once got shown a home made porn film, by a very strange bloke in my local pub, who had hired a prostitute and paid extra to film the session.

Me and and the other pub regulars couldn't contain our amusement at the fact he kept shouting out "ITS ONLY FLESH!!! ITS ONLY FLESH!!!" As the prostitute pleasured him

What??!! He had some issues...."

He did. He used to wear a bum bag, that was full of toilet paper. Seriously strange man haha

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By *elpful and caringMan over a year ago

Scarborough

I am so grateful that I most sincerely say Thank you.

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

I made the mistake of saying bugger me once I now know what pegging is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it time for corro?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I usually say (or scream) 'oh my god' if the guy is doing something amazing to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘ADD TO BASKET!’

She was online shopping.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Normally consists of yes, oh god, fuck and shitting hell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want my money back!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I once said I can't concentrate on this with the football on the tv

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn! Forgot to put the bin out!

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By *loria JamesTV/TS over a year ago

Durham

"What...already"

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By *entlemenpipMan over a year ago

not far

When camping got a round of applause from outside

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

"When camping got a round of applause from outside "

Did you take a bow when you emerged from the tent?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck I’m going to cum all over your cock!!!!

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Normally consists of yes, oh god, fuck and shitting hell

Lmao @ shitting hell. Alway found that phrase odd

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Fuck I’m going to cum all over your cock!!!! "

Oh that would just get my horn even harder.

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Kettering

Ahhhhh, cramp !!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m a highly cultured fellow so will often quote Shakespeare at the point of orgasm;

‘Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!’

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

I always found "fuck me!" A strange thing to say. Anyone would feel like saying "what do you think I've been doing for rhe past hour?" Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"I’m a highly cultured fellow so will often quote Shakespeare at the point of orgasm;

‘Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more!’ "

Now that is class.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Someone once shouted ‘I’m at the point of no return!’ as they came in my mouth. I snorted with laughter and it came out through my nose "

Good job you are from Atlantis!

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"What have you heard your sex partner say or you have a tendency to say during sex?

I once had a meet where the woman kept saying "please please please please" whenever she was stimulated. It was quite off-putting after a while. Lol

As for myself, I have a tendency to shout out "mother fucker!" When I cum sometimes. Lmao"

Nowadays, I just hear snoring

When I was younger, I used to say “thank you” after I came

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman over a year ago

coventry

Fuck don't you dare stop ....ffffffff it gets abit loud love a loud lover to

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Fuck don't you dare stop ....ffffffff it gets abit loud love a loud lover to"

My kinda womaaan!

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By *ussinboots1888Couple over a year ago

bradford

I often say “it was good for me “ if I’m done quickly.but we’re comfy with saying things like that to each other

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