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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Out of date kippers are A Bad Idea

What have you learnt today?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Out of date kippers are A Bad Idea

What have you learnt today?

Are they?!

Bugger.....I’ve just learnt that to then

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Women have more intense orgasms from anal sex

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

To check my messages for typos when you are supposed to type " Snack " but your phone changes it to " Smack " .

Probably says more about me than my phone to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coincientally Ive just had a packet of just out of date kippers for lunch. They were fine.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Out of date kippers are A Bad Idea

What have you learnt today?

Are they?!

Bugger.....I’ve just learnt that to then

Mmn and hell how the smell lingers...

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Out of date kippers are A Bad Idea

What have you learnt today?

. In date kippers bad idea and add in date dates to that list too.

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By *awk90Man over a year ago

Amsterdam

I've learned for definite that a colleague is a rather useless prat!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I’ve learnt that I must always open cards over a sink.

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I’ve learnt that I must always open cards over a sink. "

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’ve learnt that I must always open cards over a sink.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!"

Chief knobhead

you’re taking the wrap for the glitter!!!!!

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By *layful HarlequinMan over a year ago

iver heath

Never agreed to help a friend out now finding myself having to book a hotel tonight as need a second day to finish the job off. Yay

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By *aseMan over a year ago

Gourock

More guys than women give blow jobs on here..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A new shibari self tie leg ladder

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Out of date kippers are A Bad Idea

What have you learnt today?

. In date kippers bad idea and add in date dates to that list too.

Just opened a box of dates and thunk of you

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Out of date kippers are A Bad Idea

What have you learnt today?

. In date kippers bad idea and add in date dates to that list too.

Just opened a box of dates and thunk of you

Filth, you are pure filth.

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

That 5 days of chronic dental pain is worse than childbirth

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

You can effectively mask a yawn by muting your mic and pretending you've dropped a pen. Magic.

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By *manaWoman over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I’ve learnt that I must always open cards over a sink.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Chief knobhead

you’re taking the wrap for the glitter!!!!! "

In my defence I asked him if he was sure

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Women have more intense orgasms from anal sex"

Some may do

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’ve learnt that I must always open cards over a sink.

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Chief knobhead

you’re taking the wrap for the glitter!!!!!

In my defence I asked him if he was sure

Of course he was sure!!! I can almost picture his excited evil face!!!

I bloody laughed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

that i am not okay.. again.

but i do make a mean mushroom and pepper pasta.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"To check my messages for typos when you are supposed to type " Snack " but your phone changes it to " Smack " .

Probably says more about me than my phone to be fair

Haha, mine changed analyse to anal!

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By *heeky wiggles2020Man over a year ago

near the seaside

I’ve learned that it’s shit when your freezer breaks

And that freezers hold a deceptively huge amount of food like a frozen Tardis

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Coincientally Ive just had a packet of just out of date kippers for lunch. They were fine."

Good to hear

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