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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its the fault of frozen pizza.
They stack in the freezer too well.  "
I agree.
The corner shop being the only outing too.
Don't need anything?
SNACK RUN! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Its the fault of frozen pizza.
They stack in the freezer too well.
I agree.
The corner shop being the only outing too.
Don't need anything?
SNACK RUN!
Please Grab me a twix  "
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up  "
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray 
R |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R"
Blimey - even the coffee one????  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R"
Oh 
It's because you said "you eat"
I will forgive you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R"
How the fook would you know why a person gains weight?
A poor diet isn't the only reason people have fat on their bodies 
Lu  |
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one???? "
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R"
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now "
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R"
My favourites. I'll have 'em  |
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now "
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now "
Haha glad you got there first. Almost made the same comment |
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R
My favourites. I'll have 'em "
You durty bartard
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Haha glad you got there first. Almost made the same comment "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R"
 you can keep them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me."
Right in the feels.
Can't waste good baking |
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R
you can keep them "
They are in the bin
R |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R
My favourites. I'll have 'em
You durty bartard
R"
I love it when you talk to me like that.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me."
and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes
in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you who would have known |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R
you can keep them
They are in the bin
R"
Best place for them!
I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.
and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes
in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you who would have known "
It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way |
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R
you can keep them
They are in the bin
R
Best place for them!
I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts "
Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.
and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes
in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you who would have known
It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way"
plus we are helping to keep our local food outlets and deliveroo drivers afloat during covid , my weight gain is selfless really eating the delicious food is a sacrifice i am willing to make |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R
you can keep them
They are in the bin
R
Best place for them!
I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts
Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres
R"
I still think I'd rather eat them than fuck them |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.
and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes
in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you who would have known
It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way
plus we are helping to keep our local food outlets and deliveroo drivers afloat during covid , my weight gain is selfless really eating the delicious food is a sacrifice i am willing to make "
A true lockdown here |
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R
you can keep them
They are in the bin
R
Best place for them!
I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts
Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres
R
I still think I'd rather eat them than fuck them "
They would go in my foof before I'd put them in my mouth lol
R |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would cook more but when Cadbury’s and Mr.Kipling have put so much effort in, I feel bad not eating what they’ve lovingly prepared for me.
and mr Kipling does make exceedingly good cakes
in terms of the OP i have stopped eating out, but it turns out ordering it to your home is just as bad for you who would have known
It is a lesson we have learnt the hard delicious way
plus we are helping to keep our local food outlets and deliveroo drivers afloat during covid , my weight gain is selfless really eating the delicious food is a sacrifice i am willing to make
A true lockdown here "
i totally re-read my own post in the voice of lord farquad |
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"cook at home and you will lose weight"
Quarantine determined this was a LIE!"
No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.
Moderation is the key |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Oh I've just seen this...I'll take my foot out my gob now
Thanks. You can replace it with some orange and strawberry milk tray
R
you can keep them
They are in the bin
R
Best place for them!
I'm only every interested in fudge and nuts
Praline and nut ones are the mother of all chocolates. Fuck those soft centres
R
I still think I'd rather eat them than fuck them
They would go in my foof before I'd put them in my mouth lol
R"
I've been known to mix things up similarly myself 
It's still foreplay if you only use the tip, right? |
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"cook at home and you will lose weight"
Quarantine determined this was a LIE!
No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.
Moderation is the key "
In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cook at home and you will lose weight"
Quarantine determined this was a LIE!
No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.
Moderation is the key
In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some. "
convenience is my downfall, if i had todo that i would be lucky if i ate maybe 4 meals in an entire week , snacks wouldn’t even get a look in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"cook at home and you will lose weight"
Quarantine determined this was a LIE!
No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.
Moderation is the key
In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some. "
Sounds horrific
I will stick to my chubb and live happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eating less is never the key
When you eat less you body will burn muscles to feed its self
The key is to eat more but cleaner
You eat more to compensate for the more energy you use
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"Come feed me and stroke my hair please
Stroke your hair you say?
*runs....no power walks...fuck it, TAXI!*
Pick me up on your way past please. "
Just make sure you leave the pralines and caramels for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R
My favourites. I'll have 'em "
I’ll fight you for them |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R
My favourites. I'll have 'em
I’ll fight you for them "
Me too |
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I never cook chocolate at home, I've been eating it straight from the packet.
If you cook it, does it make you slimmer? Ahh if only someone had said earlier! Maybe I will try this - for Sydney Uni purposes only, of course
C |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R
My favourites. I'll have 'em
I’ll fight you for them
Me too "
Oh, I can see I’m going to have to fight dirty |
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I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.
Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more
It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
the abyss |
"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R
My favourites. I'll have 'em
I’ll fight you for them
Me too
Oh, I can see I’m going to have to fight dirty "
Mud wrestling it is then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I now eat family sized bags of crisps to accompany my family sized packs of cider
As a mid lunch-dinner snack
Marriage material!
^ What he said ×2 "
I knew what you guys are after... my snacks get yer own! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's not the cooking that puts on the weight. It's all the other shite you eat
R
It was a joke, I know why I have chubb.
Lighten up
Omg I wasn't talking about you lol I meant in general cos I've just ate a box of milk tray
R
Blimey - even the coffee one????
There's no coffee. I don't eat the strawberry or the orange ones so not actually a full box
R
My favourites. I'll have 'em
I’ll fight you for them
Me too
Oh, I can see I’m going to have to fight dirty
Mud wrestling it is then "
Orrr, melted chocolate wrestling |
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"I now eat family sized bags of crisps to accompany my family sized packs of cider
As a mid lunch-dinner snack
Marriage material!
^ What he said ×2
I knew what you guys are after... my snacks get yer own! "
Yes I’m keen to snack on something of yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth "
your chocolate does that too!
I thought it was just mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth
your chocolate does that too!
I thought it was just mine "
Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth
your chocolate does that too!
I thought it was just mine "
All the time. It’s hard being me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.
Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more
It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do "
You can show me how it is done.
Is it.....you lay down and I do some pelvic thrusts? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth
your chocolate does that too!
I thought it was just mine
Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy "
Another victim of the diving chocolate here. Really, we are heroes for saving it from the floor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth
your chocolate does that too!
I thought it was just mine
Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy
Another victim of the diving chocolate here. Really, we are heroes for saving it from the floor"
We are, we should reward ourselves, with chocolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating less is never the key
When you eat less you body will burn muscles to feed its self
The key is to eat more but cleaner
You eat more to compensate for the more energy you use
"
I never liked term clean eating. It immediately makes me think that other food is dirty ( ?!) And it would ruin it for me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I totally blame the chocolate. I walk past the cupboard and it just falls out and I have to catch it. With my mouth
your chocolate does that too!
I thought it was just mine
Oh, me too..... or, I slip and fall and I land on the chocolate, maybe it’s a conspiracy
Another victim of the diving chocolate here. Really, we are heroes for saving it from the floor
We are, we should reward ourselves, with chocolate "
Off to the pantry for a kitkat!! |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.
Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more
It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do "
If it was that simple it wouldn’t be a multi billion piling industry, one of the most searched terms on Google and Amazon and for most people , dieting is something they try to do their whole adult life and never succeed. The moment you eat less and lose weight you miss the food rush, then you eat more and feel bad about your weight, you become a yo-yo and the diet instructions has you hooked for life |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eating less is never the key
When you eat less you body will burn muscles to feed its self
The key is to eat more but cleaner
You eat more to compensate for the more energy you use
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That's only true in certain circumstances.
People who take up these stupid MRP shake diets at 800 calories a day dropping from 2000 calories plus will lose a lot of muscle and look like shit, they then gain all the weight back and some in a lot of cases.
If you drop gradually 200 calories a day for a few weeks at a time, include resistance training you can hold onto most of your muscle, you'll lose a little but not a lot.
Eating more but cleaner won't lose weight, the body cant distinguish between good food and bad food in terms of energy content. You have to eat less to lose weight.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was a PT and dietician in a past life and can honestly say it doesn’t matter if you eat in or out.
Losing weight is a very simple task that most people over complicate. It’s simply the task of eating less and moving more
It’s weird we don’t get taught this in school. I hope future generations do
If it was that simple it wouldn’t be a multi billion piling industry, one of the most searched terms on Google and Amazon and for most people , dieting is something they try to do their whole adult life and never succeed. The moment you eat less and lose weight you miss the food rush, then you eat more and feel bad about your weight, you become a yo-yo and the diet instructions has you hooked for life "
the science of it is that simple, its the psychology of it that makes it so difficult for most (including myself)
if we were able to see food only as fuel we wouldn’t struggle just like you wouldn’t keep filling your petrol tank when it was overflowing
what complicates it is the serotonin we get from food and how that builds our relationship with food be that comfort eating, reward eating and everything in between |
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"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.
I've considered having my left leg cut off, but for different reasons
Sorry, i wasn't trying to be insensitive. X"
You weren't, don't worry!! I have genuinely thought about it |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.
I've considered having my left leg cut off, but for different reasons
Sorry, i wasn't trying to be insensitive. X
You weren't, don't worry!! I have genuinely thought about it "
Ouch. |
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"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off. "
Don't forget about your cock! You'll be as light as a feather once that bad boy is removed.  |
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Since being stuck at home Archie has perfected several dishes. He now cooks smoked bbq food,wood fired pizza and now he doing outstanding curries all at home. So don't need to go out now. He even been cooking for other fabbers stuck in lockdown.
It makes eating good so difficult |
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By *hunky GentMan
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"I need to lose weight. Maybe I'll just have a leg cut off.
Don't forget about your cock! You'll be as light as a feather once that bad boy is removed. "
But then I'd have nothing to play with apart from your fantastic boobs and amazing ass. |
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"cook at home and you will lose weight"
Quarantine determined this was a LIE!
No, buying junk food, takeaways and eating more than you exercise are...same as they always have done.
Moderation is the key
In my house you can have what you want as long as ingredients are there & your prepared to make it, wait on it, clean up, cool, decorate, then after all that hard work you nay have some.
Sounds horrific
I will stick to my chubb and live happy "
Its just living & i can choose how much chocolate or buttercream & how big the cake is, I'll happily munch my way through a red velvet cake or have breaded fish & chips.
We dont stop eating things we just home cook instead and yes chocolate is in powder form so you do need to cook that too
I don't do leggings, because they stretch, jeans keep you aware of your eating habits.
I do live happy, without the chubb though. |
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"Its the fault of frozen pizza.
They stack in the freezer too well.
I agree.
The corner shop being the only outing too.
Don't need anything?
SNACK RUN!
Like youbread my mind.. "
I’ll raise a toast to that. |
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"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.
It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter "
Love your style |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.
It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter
Love your style "
You wait.
One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off. |
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"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.
It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter
Love your style
You wait.
One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off."
Sounds inviting ! |
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By *ad NannaWoman
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"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.
It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter
Love your style
You wait.
One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off.
Sounds more inviting than my watermelon ! "
I'll suck like you've never been sucked before, and ruin you for every other woman thereafter.
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"I've always home cooked, and suck cock, except on a rare occasion we have takeaway and fuck outside.
It's the chocolate that I became obsessed with that made me fat-ter
Love your style
You wait.
One day I'll catch up to you and suck your cock off.
Sounds more inviting than my watermelon !
I'll suck like you've never been sucked before, and ruin you for every other woman thereafter.
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Hahah love the confidence ! Can I take my Dyson to compare ? |
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