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Asking directions: destination the clit. Part 1
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Women, you know you joke about how men will never stop and ask for directions when they’re lost, I don’t how true that is, but y’all seem to find that hilarious, but I was just wondering is it the same case for when men are trying to find the clit, so instead of just stopping to ask you, they’re just rummaging around the vagina and the surrounding areas, going up and down and you’re thinking at least stop and get the map out!
So in summary has a man ever asked you where your clit is, if he did, how did you feel, did you think ‘Oh, bless!’ were you pleased he asked as it shows he’s willing to expand his horizons or did you think dah fuq have you got to 47 without knowing where the clit is ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women, you know you joke about how men will never stop and ask for directions when they’re lost, I don’t how true that is, but y’all seem to find that hilarious, but I was just wondering is it the same case for when men are trying to find the clit, so instead of just stopping to ask you, they’re just rummaging around the vagina and the surrounding areas, going up and down and you’re thinking at least stop and get the map out!
So in summary has a man ever asked you where your clit is, if he did, how did you feel, did you think ‘Oh, bless!’ were you pleased he asked as it shows he’s willing to expand his horizons or did you think dah fuq have you got to 47 without knowing where the clit is ? "
Straight over the roundabout, left at the traffic lights first right, can't miss it. |
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"Women, you know you joke about how men will never stop and ask for directions when they’re lost, I don’t how true that is, but y’all seem to find that hilarious, but I was just wondering is it the same case for when men are trying to find the clit, so instead of just stopping to ask you, they’re just rummaging around the vagina and the surrounding areas, going up and down and you’re thinking at least stop and get the map out!
So in summary has a man ever asked you where your clit is, if he did, how did you feel, did you think ‘Oh, bless!’ were you pleased he asked as it shows he’s willing to expand his horizons or did you think dah fuq have you got to 47 without knowing where the clit is ? "
Omg had a flashback of my ex's fumblings... He didn't have a clue so he didn't stand a chance of staying around.  I moved on... After my tolerance and rose tinted glasses disappeared lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can't wait for part 2
It’s gonna be a doozy
There are two parts? This is clearly where I've been going wrong. "
My last thread had 20 comments, so I’m feeling confident, admittedly half those comments were me, but I’m expecting this thread to go the distance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Can't wait for part 2
It’s gonna be a doozy
There are two parts? This is clearly where I've been going wrong.
My last thread had 20 comments, so I’m feeling confident, admittedly half those comments were me, but I’m expecting this thread to go the distance. "
I hope it does.
I won't be able to find it otherwise  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know CJ, not one man has ever asked where my clit is! I'm thinking of making an instructional video for all meets to watch before allowing them to tongue plough the pink ditch. I'll provide tea and biscuits for the duration of the video. |
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Orienteering is a sexy idea for a meet. I'm gonna plan those bright orange signboard thingies you see around the countryside, signposting the key fuck features and will provide a map and compass. Is GPS required, or too much?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Orienteering is a sexy idea for a meet. I'm gonna plan those bright orange signboard thingies you see around the countryside, signposting the key fuck features and will provide a map and compass. Is GPS required, or too much? "
As long as it's not the GPS that uses Jeremy Clarkson's voice I think it's all good  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Orienteering is a sexy idea for a meet. I'm gonna plan those bright orange signboard thingies you see around the countryside, signposting the key fuck features and will provide a map and compass. Is GPS required, or too much?
As long as it's not the GPS that uses Jeremy Clarkson's voice I think it's all good "
Jeremy Clarkson could signpost my clit all he wants.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Orienteering is a sexy idea for a meet. I'm gonna plan those bright orange signboard thingies you see around the countryside, signposting the key fuck features and will provide a map and compass. Is GPS required, or too much?
As long as it's not the GPS that uses Jeremy Clarkson's voice I think it's all good
Jeremy Clarkson could signpost my clit all he wants. "
Oh Meli!  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
This is interesting:According to research published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, more than 1 in 5 women who visit a sexual medicine practice has clitoral adhesions. If left untreated, adhesions can cause extreme pain and interfere with sexual pleasure and orgasm. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Some clitorises are hidden under a large hood, so it's not surprising men don't know where it is.
It's not like a penis, protruding into your eyeballs, with a look at me! sign on.
Mine  "
I'm not sure if I have a big hood or not. I'm too fat to see it now 
Wonder if Google will know  |
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"Some clitorises are hidden under a large hood, so it's not surprising men don't know where it is.
It's not like a penis, protruding into your eyeballs, with a look at me! sign on.
Mine
I'm not sure if I have a big hood or not. I'm too fat to see it now
Wonder if Google will know "
Can't harm to ask. Mine is part chub but I also know it's partly genetic |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Oh my Lord! I've just read that women can wank with their clit hood with their index and middle finger.
I think my fingers are too far. Or my clit too buried "
Can you stimulate it through the hood?
From what I've just been shown by Google I have a small clitoris and hood.
I might video it and have a look.
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"Oh my Lord! I've just read that women can wank with their clit hood with their index and middle finger.
I think my fingers are too far. Or my clit too buried
Can you stimulate it through the hood?
From what I've just been shown by Google I have a small clitoris and hood.
I might video it and have a look.
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I think I rub the end of my actual clit as it sticks out of the hood but only a tiny bit sticks out. My pubic mound needs to be "lifted" a bit |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I'm pretty sure no one would miss my clit, it's fairly obvious!
And in answer to earlier question... Yes you can stimulate your clit through the hood!"
My question was to a specific person. I know I can with mine  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm pretty sure no one would miss my clit, it's fairly obvious!
And in answer to earlier question... Yes you can stimulate your clit through the hood!"
Rubbin Hood ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most men travel a straight road to the clit and are seldom lost ..... so why the fuck do they continually go round n round the roundabout when they get there ? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Most men travel a straight road to the clit and are seldom lost ..... so why the fuck do they continually go round n round the roundabout when they get there ? "
They like to feel the wind in their hair. |
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By *andy 1Couple
over a year ago
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we have a part time job the lad that runs it is 37 he was down in the dumps r lass said whats a mater he told her he was down ther last night but dident know where to lick so r lass lifting her skirt up showed him |
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Don’t get asked, but it’s been known some just rub in the general area, a slight movement of hips normally puts them in the right spot.
To be fair mine is like a snail and shy it needs to be teased out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Never been asked by a man where it is..
But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never been asked by a man where it is..
But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz "
Have you ever had three in ten? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never been asked by a man where it is..
But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz
Have you ever had three in ten? "
Min 5 out of 10 result required, but bonus points for an eager to please attitude |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Never been asked by a man where it is..
But then before an encounter I do sit them down and make them watch a PowerPoint presentation with diagrams & instructional videos.. followed by a pop quiz
Have you ever had three in ten?
Min 5 out of 10 result required, but bonus points for an eager to please attitude "
And a Bluetooth speaker. |
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"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with."
Sorry i meant to say along with not instead of. |
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By *9alMan
over a year ago
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"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with."
perhaps they could get the girls to help the boys with their homework ?
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"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with. perhaps they could get the girls to help the boys with their homework ? "
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"I think this should be taught at schools in sex education. Instad of CPR manikins they should have pretend ladies middle bits for all the boys to pracise with."
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