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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

If you could be any choc bar what would you be and why??

I'd be a galaxy as I'm smooth going down the throat, leaves you wanting more

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

Kinder Bueno

You just want to lick the tasty filling.

K

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snickers..

Come get some nuts

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman  over a year ago

coventry

Sexy white

chocolate like a magnum yes I know it's also an ice cream , chilled yet ready to melt into a hot sticky messy ,bit like cum really .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kit Kat peanut butter cause fuarrrrrk

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By *inks_apeyCouple  over a year ago

Staffordshire


"Kinder Bueno

You just want to lick the tasty filling.

K"

Mmmmm good choice kinder bueno hippos are better x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A flake...

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

Kinder bueno chocolate bars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wispa

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Creme egg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kit kat,who dosnt like 4 fingers!

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By *ucky1Man  over a year ago

a straightjacket

I'm a Freddo cos I'm small, cheap but very tasty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The malteasers bunny

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The malteasers bunny "
the tastiest Easter snack

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By *fter dinner delightCouple  over a year ago

bury st edmunds/london

Twix love two fingers

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By *hezuMan  over a year ago

London

Snickers cos im nuts about u

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mars do like to work rest and play

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

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By *ammyDodgaMan  over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

Caramac- Sickly sweet but you can’t help finishing it off

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By *ltra72Man  over a year ago

edinburgh

Time out

You’d need it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Bounty

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Cadbury bar infused with crunchy bits

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Walnut whip..put your tongue in deep and lick me out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Mars a day..

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Kinder egg, its the toys that count

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pack of revels. You might not all like me, but some of you would like most of me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kit Kat chunky. Because well I'm chunky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Picnic, work it out lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bounty from a box of celebrations.

Because no one wants the fucking bounty lol

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By *edfred77Couple  over a year ago

warrington

A fudge."a finger of fudge is just enough to give a treat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A penguin

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"A penguin "

Because you want Ppppicking up , or because your jokes are just as bad

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman  over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Fry's Turkish Delight as it's small and squishy just like me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Crunchy Frog of course........ or spring suprise

Good ole Monty. I can see where M and S got their advertising ideas from.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2odo4b

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands "

Wasn't that minstrels?

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine


"Creme egg "
Sparkle knows what I could say but, actions speak louder then words.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands "

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Wasn't that minstrels? "

Showing your age now, Minstrels used it in the 80's and M&M's used it in the 90's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello "

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Would definitely be a crunchy... you can lick or nibble off all my chocolate. Before you suck my hard centre till it’s soft.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it "

Definately not

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands "

Melt in mouth

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cream Egg

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just here to get recommendations for chocolate, don't mind me

But also Galaxy Caramel. Smooth, velvety exterior with a tantalising filling all of which is incredibly moreish

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Don't mention the C word - I'm trying to be good!

C

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not "

Ooh really

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just here to get recommendations for chocolate, don't mind me

But also Galaxy Caramel. Smooth, velvety exterior with a tantalising filling all of which is incredibly moreish "

I've just fainted

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really "

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just here to get recommendations for chocolate, don't mind me

But also Galaxy Caramel. Smooth, velvety exterior with a tantalising filling all of which is incredibly moreish

I've just fainted "

Fuck, stay there, I know CPR!! Well...the mouth to mouth bit anyway

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown "

And my Jaffa Cakes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Just here to get recommendations for chocolate, don't mind me

But also Galaxy Caramel. Smooth, velvety exterior with a tantalising filling all of which is incredibly moreish

I've just fainted

Fuck, stay there, I know CPR!! Well...the mouth to mouth bit anyway "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes "

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Twix 2 fingers are enough for me

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo "

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start "

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind. "

Oh my . You have me blushing

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By *eddy004Man  over a year ago

Toy Town

Crunchie I'd give you that Friday feeling

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By *oss.ossMan  over a year ago

Willenhall

A boost. Slightly rippled with a flat underside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind.

Oh my . You have me blushing "

I must stop then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something bitter with sharp edges

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind.

Oh my . You have me blushing

I must stop then "

I didnt say stop though did I

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Mars Bar

I fill you up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind.

Oh my . You have me blushing

I must stop then

I didnt say stop though did I "

Oh I never stop, always up for a repeat performance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Milky Way cause I'm Milky and I get my Way

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind.

Oh my . You have me blushing

I must stop then

I didnt say stop though did I

Oh I never stop, always up for a repeat performance "

I best buy more Jaffa Cakes then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely Jaffa cake

Sweet on the outside and fruity on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind.

Oh my . You have me blushing

I must stop then

I didnt say stop though did I

Oh I never stop, always up for a repeat performance

I best buy more Jaffa Cakes then "

Multipack I hope, I may be some time

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do Turkish delight count

You either love it or don’t

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Definitely Jaffa cake

Sweet on the outside and fruity on the inside "

Good one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Melt .. Mouth...

Hello

That was outrageous of me wasnt it

Definately not

Ooh really

I'll share my M&M's with you after lockdown

And my Jaffa Cakes

Hopefully served the same way as your photo

Exactly the same . Then it's up to you where you start

Nibble round the edges first, followed by a hot tongue licking off the chocolate one at a time. Then finish off by running my tongue over the naked torso to ensure no crumbs get left behind.

Oh my . You have me blushing

I must stop then

I didnt say stop though did I

Oh I never stop, always up for a repeat performance

I best buy more Jaffa Cakes then

Multipack I hope, I may be some time "

Good answer , I'll stock up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"M&M's ... melt in your mouth not in your hands

Wasn't that minstrels?

Showing your age now, Minstrels used it in the 80's and M&M's used it in the 90's "

Mistrels are much nicer either way

Also I'm not that old.

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By *icketysplitsWoman  over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tony's Chocolonely. Fairly priced, a big chunky bar you can get through in one sitting or take big bite and come back for more.

Really, I'm a whole cupboard full of different chocolates. And I have the wrappers to prove it.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman  over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk


"Do Turkish delight count

You either love it or don’t "

That's what I went for too love Fry's Turkish Delight not had one in ages though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Creme egg "

My favourite to eat/lick... X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A Lion Bar, hear me roar!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Snickers because i am nuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tony's Chocolonely. Fairly priced, a big chunky bar you can get through in one sitting or take big bite and come back for more.

Really, I'm a whole cupboard full of different chocolates. And I have the wrappers to prove it."

The salted Caramel one is amazing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

99.9% cacao and bitter as fuck

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