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If you could choose what your farts smelled like and what noise they made what would you choose ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If they smelled nice do you think they'd be more socially acceptable?"
Yes, all the ladies would giggle like penguins and say ‘Oh how lovely, is that rose hip ?’ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think a roar followed by maybe a cinnamon bun aroma 
A good Juxtaposition between the two
Yes, scare the crap out of people but give them something nice to smell "
That way they can’t be angry with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd quite like them to be little puffs of coloured air instead of a smell. The world would be such a pretty colourful place.  "
How about seeing music as colours aka synesthesia? I'd take the pretty bubbles. Stay near |
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"Mine would smell like ozone and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries would erupt from my sphincter.
Is that the smell after it rains on a dry day ? "
Sort of. You can usually smell it around high voltage electrical equipment as electrical arcs can produce it. |
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"I'd quite like them to be little puffs of coloured air instead of a smell. The world would be such a pretty colourful place.
How about seeing music as colours aka synesthesia? I'd take the pretty bubbles. Stay near "
That sounds great, and so pretty  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think something too loud or sharp would be alarming, so I’d go for a jaunty and melodic whistle with a wide musical repertoire.
They’d smell like fresh cut grass. |
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over a year ago
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Mine would be the sound of a glass smashing then a pub full of people shouting "Waheeeyyyyy!!". And it would smell like the Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir scent.
Super boujie to contrast the noise of commoners  |
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"Mine would smell like ozone and Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries would erupt from my sphincter.
Is that the smell after it rains on a dry day ? "
I think you're talking about petrichor there CJ. |
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over a year ago
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Probably a boing noise like twanking one of those door stop springs that used to be on skirting boards.
And smell like birds custard powder or crushed parma violets  |
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