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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The geek shall inherit the earth!
I may be misquoting, but I think it’s improved on the original
Or perhaps the classic “see you Judas, you’re getting oan ma tits” |
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"I was in a pub in St. Helen's once and some bloke watching football shouted "christ on a bike" hilarious. "
Related to this "and the roar of his triumph was heard throughout the land" Genesis I think. |
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"I was in a pub in St. Helen's once and some bloke watching football shouted "christ on a bike" hilarious.
Related to this "and the roar of his triumph was heard throughout the land" Genesis I think."
I'll take your word for it. |
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attemp to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee |
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attemp to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee "
Wh-what?! |
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"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his brothers keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attemp to poison and destroy my brothers and you will know my name is the lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee
Wh-what?! " say what again. I dare you |
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Yet she multiplied her harlotry
In calling to remembrance the days of her youth,
When she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt.
For she lusted for her paramours,
Whose flesh is like the flesh of donkeys,
And whose issue is like the issue of horses.
Thus you called to remembrance the lewdness of your youth,
When the Egyptians pressed your bosom
Because of your youthful breasts.
Ezekiel 23 |
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From the "Song of songs"
How beautiful you are and how pleasing, my love, with your delights! Your stature is like that of the palm, and your breasts like clusters of fruit. I said, “I will climb the palm tree; I will take hold of its fruit.” May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine, the fragrance of your breath like apples, and your mouth like the best wine. May the wine go straight to my beloved, flowing gently over lips and teeth. I belong to my beloved, and his desire is for me. Come, my beloved, let us go to the countryside, let us spend the night in the villages. |
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Anyone who beats their male or female sl-ave with a rod must be punished if the sla-ve dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the s-lave recovers after a day or two, since the slav-e is their property.
Exodus 21 20-21
It's always good to know that the Bible says you can own people as property and beat the as long as you don't overdo it. |
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"Anyone who beats their male or female sl-ave with a rod must be punished if the sla-ve dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the s-lave recovers after a day or two, since the slav-e is their property.
Exodus 21 20-21
It's always good to know that the Bible says you can own people as property and beat the as long as you don't overdo it. "
Just remember the bits that sound bad don't count. But all the useful bits absolutely do, 100%. |
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"Anyone who beats their male or female sl-ave with a rod must be punished if the sla-ve dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the s-lave recovers after a day or two, since the slav-e is their property.
Exodus 21 20-21
It's always good to know that the Bible says you can own people as property and beat the as long as you don't overdo it. "
I had to google this...I thought it couldn't be right. But it is! |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
Cause Jesus he knows me
And he knows I'm right
I've been talking to Jesus all my life
Oh, yes he knows me
And he knows I'm right
Well he's been telling me
Everything's gonna be alright
Genesis |
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By *oxesMan
over a year ago
Southend, Essex |
"An eye for an eye...."
If anyone kills a person it would be as if they have killed all of mankind. If a someone saves the life of a person it would be like they have saved the whole of mankind. Quran 5:32
I'm not Muslim but I like that saying. |
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