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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge. |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
And women say must be clean freshly showered |
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over a year ago
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
Some stories are best kept for the pub but I’m sure it’s going to have your inbox overflowing... |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
london |
"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
 
Nudging the fudge!! Love it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is no shame in stopping and saying that you don’t want to continue or are you guys really that desperate and lacking in self respect?
Genuine question? |
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over a year ago
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
What a trooper |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"There is no shame in stopping and saying that you don’t want to continue or are you guys really that desperate and lacking in self respect?
Genuine question? "
That WAS my immediate thought actually but she was gorgeous though and also a lovely person. Wasn't going to pass her up just like that. Still, I was rewarded with one of the best deep throating blowjobs I've ever had to date.
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
What a trooper "
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"Why would you smell poo when in doggy position?
You’re a contortionist and trying to rim her too? "
Her arse would be in the air I would be behind pounding her. How do you do doggy. Love to know am I doing it wrong ??? |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
Eeeeewww.... did you say anything after?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once with a girl we where doing a 69 and all I could smell was her sweaty arse. Luckily she hadn't shaved in a couple of days so I told her the stubble was irritating my face |
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"Once with a girl we where doing a 69 and all I could smell was her sweaty arse. Luckily she hadn't shaved in a couple of days so I told her the stubble was irritating my face "
It's not really breaking news that women's arse cracks get sweaty too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
Such a selfless act |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
And women say must be clean freshly showered"
If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology  an occupational hazard if you will. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
What a trooper "
Some stuff you just can’t unread |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
Did you wipe her face with it or put your finger in her mouth after though  |
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If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will. "
What gets me is that we all have an arse so really shouldn’t need telling what may well happen if we stick a finger or anything else up there |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
And women say must be clean freshly showered
If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will. "
Yep, time to be a bit more grown up and less of a sniggering schoolboy. “You’ll never guess what??! There was poo in her arse!!!! “
If it’s important to you, get a douche routine going beforehand |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
Eeeeewww.... did you say anything after? "
No I didn't. Other than that unfortunate lack of preparedness on her part, she was lovely. I didn't want to tarnish her experience....or to poo poo her as a person (yes every pun is intended) |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
And women say must be clean freshly showered
If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will. "
No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
And women say must be clean freshly showered
If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will.
No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female."
If you put your finger in near the second anal sphincter there could still be poop there, waiting for the next train out of Poopsville. |
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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago
London |
"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
And women say must be clean freshly showered
If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will.
No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female.
If you put your finger in near the second anal sphincter there could still be poop there, waiting for the next train out of Poopsville. "
 That is probably what it was.
But still, the fishmonger was uncalled for. Lol |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
Nudging the fudge |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll"
I will sleep better now knowing that, thanks for the update! |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53?"
yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
What did you expect to find up someone's poop chute ? |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53?"
How rude Evie. I was going to ask him if his mum was out. |
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"There is no shame in stopping and saying that you don’t want to continue or are you guys really that desperate and lacking in self respect?
Genuine question? "
Psssssssssst..... Im fumfy % sure it's a wind up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do you find the biggest turn off. When you go down on a lady and smells fishy or having sex doggy and you start to smell poo"
This seems like a question from someone who has never gone down or had sex doggy style lol |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge.
And women say must be clean freshly showered
If you're gonna push your finger in someone's ass the likelihood is you're gonna find shit in it. Nothing to do with cleanliness or lack of it, just simple biology an occupational hazard if you will.
No no! Every meet should involve shit shave and a shower beforehand - applies to both male and female.
If you put your finger in near the second anal sphincter there could still be poop there, waiting for the next train out of Poopsville.
That is probably what it was.
But still, the fishmonger was uncalled for. Lol"
That was possibly Bacterial Vaginosis. It's not to do with cleanliness, but it isn't very pleasant. |
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"What do you find the biggest turn off. When you go down on a lady and smells fishy or having sex doggy and you start to smell poo
This seems like a
question from someone who has never gone down or had sex doggy style lol"
What stupid comment. I wouldn't be asking which is worse would I lol |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets"
I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger.
Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex.
Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc.
And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up  ). |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets
I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger.
Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex.
Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc.
And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up )."
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets
I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger.
Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex.
Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc.
And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in "
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
#nogurlzaloud |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets
I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger.
Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex.
Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc.
And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
#nogurlzaloud"
To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ffs are u for real,you wana get out more my m8,and wtf women r u seeing, kinda crude que too dont u think, in 45 yrs of ive sex never came across such a thing ,?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I would normally laugh at such a thread but heres a story from a few years back.
Met with a girl I had been chatting with for some time. She was a stunner and I couldn't wait to get hold of her.
One thing lead to another and she soon spun herself around and sat on my face.
As I was about to bury my face I couldn't help but notice. She hadn't wiped properly and there was rather large trail of brown from her arse and up her crack.
Instant boner killer.
I couldn't bring myself to tell her why I all of a sudden lost the urge and the ability to keep it up.
Never did meet her again.
So yes, poop really is a turn off for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What do you find the biggest turn off. When you go down on a lady and smells fishy or having sex doggy and you start to smell poo"
Have started doggy before and she had remains of her morning poo there tried not to puke and made excuses and left  |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets
I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger.
Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex.
Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc.
And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
#nogurlzaloud
To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know "
Yes.... Stating that they have a fishy fanny and that you can close their arse as you have your way then leave toilet roll for them is the absolute height of respect and decency.... Not at all derogatory and mysogynistic. My mistake
I mean.... Why have standards and respect for yourself when you can fuck someone who clearly repulsed you?? |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets
I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger.
Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex.
Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc.
And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
#nogurlzaloud
To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know
Yes.... Stating that they have a fishy fanny and that you can close their arse as you have your way then leave toilet roll for them is the absolute height of respect and decency.... Not at all derogatory and mysogynistic. My mistake
I mean.... Why have standards and respect for yourself when you can fuck someone who clearly repulsed you?? "
When where did I say it repulsed me I can't see it anywhere |
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"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
Are you sure you are 53? yes why would you ask. Has it happened on one of your meets
I ask because you're attitude is akin to that of someone much, much younger.
Heaven forbid a woman should have bodily functions that happen during sex.
Let's shame them for having genitals that may have an odour due to imbalances in their delicate pH balances for various reasons such as their menstrual cycle, medication, stress (from meeting judgmental people most probably) etc.
And yes, if I'm honest I have had huge cocks up my arse that have dislodged a nugget or two but thank fuck they weren't like you and reacted like gentlemen (cleaned it off then stuck it back up ).
Problem is it was question for men. It does say at top. I understand women have to get there penny's worth in
Ah.... Mysogynists unite kind of thing
Of course women are going to comment on a derogatory thread about them!
#nogurlzaloud
To be fair I was asking men to comment. Wasn't derogatory in anyway men do chat about sex good bad you know
Yes.... Stating that they have a fishy fanny and that you can close their arse as you have your way then leave toilet roll for them is the absolute height of respect and decency.... Not at all derogatory and mysogynistic. My mistake
I mean.... Why have standards and respect for yourself when you can fuck someone who clearly repulsed you??
When where did I say it repulsed me I can't see it anywhere "
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"Yet again I can't see where I said I liked it. Have you read post or just jumping in because you can't keep your nose out "
Just something to to be fair. But you either like it or you don't. You're the one who said they'd shag someone who smelt like shit then fuck off, not me |
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"You should read post hun. Some people know when to stop some don't I'm guessing your the latter  "
"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
That post? The one where you say you stop the poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her then leave?
How did I get that wrong?
I am going to go now though before I get told off.... I've made my point. Enjoy your fishy fannies. |
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"You should read post hun. Some people know when to stop some don't I'm guessing your the latter
"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
That post? The one where you say you stop the poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her then leave?
How did I get that wrong?
I am going to go now though before I get told off.... I've made my point. Enjoy your fishy fannies. "
I was stating how you can stop smelling poo. Show me where I said I have said I did it |
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By *DW1983Man
over a year ago
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I'm not quite sure what to make of the question. I've had sex doggy style and in various other similar positions and never had such an experience. Unless your having anal and she (or indeed he) hasn't prepared beforehand, I've no idea how or why I'd end up smelling that. The only way I can possibly imagine it is if she isn't clean on the outside. And if she isn't, I wouldn't be going there. I'd hope most women - at least those I'd be meeting - would have a basic level of hygiene.
Of course if you slip a finger in unprepared, we're all grown ups, we know what's up there.
And yeah we all sweat a little too sometimes but again, there's a difference between getting sweaty in the moment, and stale sweat from yesterday. |
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"You should read post hun. Some people know when to stop some don't I'm guessing your the latter
"I would prefer a fishy fanny then smell poo. You can stop poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her. Then make excuse and go. Or leave
some toile roll
That post? The one where you say you stop the poo smell by holding arse cheeks together as you pound her then leave?
How did I get that wrong?
I am going to go now though before I get told off.... I've made my point. Enjoy your fishy fannies.
I was stating how you can stop smelling poo. Show me where I said I have said I did it "
Show me where I said you said you did it?!
Ok properly my last response now. Going to wash my undercarriage. |
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"Yet again I can't see where I said I liked it. Have you read post or just jumping in because you can't keep your nose out
Just something to to be fair. But you either like it or you don't. You're the one who said they'd shag someone who smelt like shit then fuck off, not me "
Here it is babe |
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
Can't get the tune out my head...
'A finger of fudge is just enough to...'
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A vagina is not supposed to be entirely odourless. It’s not supposed to smell like roses and taste like a ripe plum.
I think that men who comment on other people’s vaginal scents as if they’re something to be grossed out by need a flipping head wobble. Talk to the lady, no matter how hard it is to tell her what you experienced, it's the kindest thing to do?
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"I've experienced both at once....
I once meet a gorgeous girl on a "no expectations" meet. She clearly wasn't expecting to have sex because when I went down on her it smelt like a fishmonger's. Not one to ever let a girl down, I persevered and continued. I decided to speed things up a little by giving her a little anal fingering but once she started to edge closer I felt something soft touching against my finger in her bum. Then at the height of her tensing while cumming, my fingertip seemed to be pushing into the stuff. When I took my finger out, it was confirmed, I had most certainly been nudging the fudge."
I thought that this kind of thing had only happened to me. Twice it's happened that the woman has cum with such intensity that she shit the bed. I realise that it must have been embarrassing for them, but for some reason neither of them actually speak to me now, even though I certainly wouldn't reveal their identity. |
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