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Ladies, what face do you pull when you’re....
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.......shaving your fanny?
Is your tongue out whilst you concentrate?
Do you move your (face) lips to one side on the delicate parts?
Or are you a serious poker faced fanny shaver?
Well..... what do you do?
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Unsure. I'll conduct a scientific experiment. I'll do it three times, take an average and video it. I'll slo-mo on the money shot and analyse for the answer.
Working hypothesis: looks like a twonk  |
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"Unsure. I'll conduct a scientific experiment. I'll do it three times, take an average and video it. I'll slo-mo on the money shot and analyse for the answer.
Working hypothesis: looks like a twonk "
I’ll look forward to it reaching page 1 of hot pics  |
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"Unsure. I'll conduct a scientific experiment. I'll do it three times, take an average and video it. I'll slo-mo on the money shot and analyse for the answer.
Working hypothesis: looks like a twonk
I’ll look forward to it reaching page 1 of hot pics "
I'll seek peer review, don't worry  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead..."
Why do you shave your arse |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse"
I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard "
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"My gf lies back and gets off on it, normally me doing the shaving! I poke my tongue out the side of my mouth though, I take it very seriously! "
I see you take shaving down there seriously with your avatar  |
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"Relax and wax
Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now
What? Did you just leave the other side?   "
Hell yes, for a couple of days at least, no way I was doing the other side |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard "
I’ve heard his bum hole looks like chewbacca when he cry’s out |
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"When I used to shave I’d have face full of concentration. Now I’m more worried about singeing myself with dildo straighteners down there
Is there such a thing as “dildo straighteners” Mr M "
Yes. There is now |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard
I’ve heard his bum hole looks like chewbacca when he cry’s out "
It even emits the very same sound to, especially after I’ve eaten onions.... |
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There’s not a lot to remove to be fair and I did try plucking them.... In growing hair on your inner lip ain’t funny 
I think it’s probably one of intense concentration. Tis all a bit delicate to be waving a razor at |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse"
Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues |
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"Relax and wax
Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now
What? Did you just leave the other side?
Hell yes, for a couple of days at least, no way I was doing the other side "
What would you of done if you got run over by a bus? |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
I’m hairy enough to put any self respecting Yak to shame. If I don’t shave it, people might assume it was a beard
I’ve heard his bum hole looks like chewbacca when he cry’s out
It even emits the very same sound to, especially after I’ve eaten onions.... "
I can’t get his cry out of my head now |
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"There’s not a lot to remove to be fair and I did try plucking them.... In growing hair on your inner lip ain’t funny
I think it’s probably one of intense concentration. Tis all a bit delicate to be waving a razor at "
To be fair Rachel I’d be there well over a month plucking mine |
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"There’s not a lot to remove to be fair and I did try plucking them.... In growing hair on your inner lip ain’t funny
I think it’s probably one of intense concentration. Tis all a bit delicate to be waving a razor at
To be fair Rachel I’d be there well over a month plucking mine "
I’d guess I only have about 25 tops. And most of them are next to my tattoo. The laser lady wouldn’t go near that  |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues "
My underpants have just fallen down |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down "
They fall down em glued to your bum with.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
They fall down em glued to your bum with...."
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
They fall down em glued to your bum with...."
* never |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
They fall down em glued to your bum with....
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Yeah. You tell her Rachel |
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"If it’s anything like mine when I’m shaving my balls and arse, then it’s a case of desperately holding ones breath whilst nerve induced beads of sweat roll down ones forehead...
Why do you shave your arse
Smooth bum crack is best , especially for wandering tongues
My underpants have just fallen down
They fall down em glued to your bum with....
Yeah. You tell her Rachel "
It’s just wrong.
No need |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA'
You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers
That's hot, can I watch?
I don’t like showing my burning face "
I wouldn't be looking at your face |
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"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA'
You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers
That's hot, can I watch?
I don’t like showing my burning face
I wouldn't be looking at your face "
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"Relax and wax
Brave lady, I did it once myself (well one side) never again, I leave it for someone else now
What? Did you just leave the other side?
Hell yes, for a couple of days at least, no way I was doing the other side
What would you of done if you got run over by a bus? "
The medical staff would have had a laugh and wanted to know how I injured myself done there  |
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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"Imagine Gerard Butler shouting 'this is SPARTA'
You do it with a sword?
Wait, don't you?
I burn them off like in a Turkish barbers
That's hot, can I watch?
I don’t like showing my burning face
I wouldn't be looking at your face
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I'm surprised I'm not drowning in cock with these smooth af lines |
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