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So my question is, have you ever had an awesome Idea for a sex position, a maneuver... and it just fell to the ground in a huge ball of fucking flame's, and possibly made you feel/look like a dick for trying it  |
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over a year ago
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"So my question is, have you ever had an awesome Idea for a sex position, a maneuver... and it just fell to the ground in a huge ball of fucking flame's, and possibly made you feel/look like a dick for trying it "
Flames?! |
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Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete  |
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"Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "
Ouch! |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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"Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "
Did you snap your willy-wonka?  |
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Doing it in front of a roaring fireplace in a romantic barn-conversion house.
The trouble with some barn conversions is that they retain essential features like being draughty as hell. This meant we had to be close to the fireplace or we quickly got cold, but too close and the heat from the enormous fire was scorching on the bare skin.
That’s without the wood popping every so often and spitting burning cinders directly onto my arse |
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"Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete
Did you snap your willy-wonka? "
It's still attached fortunately  |
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"Doing it in front of a roaring fireplace in a romantic barn-conversion house.
The trouble with some barn conversions is that they retain essential features like being draughty as hell. This meant we had to be close to the fireplace or we quickly got cold, but too close and the heat from the enormous fire was scorching on the bare skin.
That’s without the wood popping every so often and spitting burning cinders directly onto my arse "
Quickly got cold?
You're not working hard enough   |
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"Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "
I just spat tea out with a spontaneous laugh... attractive!  |
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"Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete
Ouch! "
I kinda said something similar but in rather more colourful language |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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"Doing it in front of a roaring fireplace in a romantic barn-conversion house.
The trouble with some barn conversions is that they retain essential features like being draughty as hell. This meant we had to be close to the fireplace or we quickly got cold, but too close and the heat from the enormous fire was scorching on the bare skin.
That’s without the wood popping every so often and spitting burning cinders directly onto my arse "
I bet those embers landing on your arse made you thrust harder. Like a jockey whipping a racehorse to make it go faster |
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"Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete
I just spat tea out with a spontaneous laugh... attractive! "
Still more attractive than I felt at that moment |
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We were at a club once and a couple were having missionary position sex in a lounge area on a circular sofa. Another guy was trying to put his cock in her mouth but his timing was off and just kept hitting her on the forehead with it... the more he concentrated the worse it got.....Still makes us laugh out loud now. |
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"Haha oh yes .
You've just reminded me .
One of my first ever girlfriends told me she wanted to fuck me outdoors in the rain .
So we went to a nearby park a few days later when it rained and stumbled across a small concreted area with a bench . Looked perfect . So we stripped off and went for it on the bench , I was getting carried away and in my moment of erm.. pleasure I slipped off the bench completely and landed erection first on the cold wet concrete "
Was it wet concrete that hadn't set, so left your cock impressed by the bench forever, potentially to be unearthed by archaeologists in thousands of years time? |
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"Car sex, squashy as hell, I like to move around more than they permit.
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Depending on the size of the car really. Cabriolets are far better.
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Having sex in the shower quote made me laugh the walls are fucking freezing or my arse opens the shower door. |
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"We were at a club once and a couple were having missionary position sex in a lounge area on a circular sofa. Another guy was trying to put his cock in her mouth but his timing was off and just kept hitting her on the forehead with it... the more he concentrated the worse it got.....Still makes us laugh out loud now. "
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"We were at a club once and a couple were having missionary position sex in a lounge area on a circular sofa. Another guy was trying to put his cock in her mouth but his timing was off and just kept hitting her on the forehead with it... the more he concentrated the worse it got.....Still makes us laugh out loud now. "
Got the image in my head |
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"Sex in the shower; It’s great in theory but when you lean back against the cold tiles.....Jesus! "
I'll go with this .... but it's not cold tiles ....
It's wibbly wobbling everywhere trying to get it up .... slippy drippy...... hanging on .... water in your face , making your make up run , soaking the hair you have lovingly shampooed and straightened... and shouting FUCK NOOOOOO THAT IS DEADLY TO FOOFS! when he reaches for soap! No thanks.... I like my sex like I like my clothes dried..... In warm air. |
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"Car sex, squashy as hell, I like to move around more than they permit.
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O.M.G..... This should have been on my 'what turns you on list' ..........
Cramped but........ y know. Enticing. I wonder if it's early memories that are now hard wired. |
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I’m not saying I wouldn’t do it again, but lifting someone up against a wall was harder than I thought, she was deceptively heavy and she slowly slid down the wall till we ended up in a heap on the floor. She saw the funny side though. While I went away and worked on my arms and core. |
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she can pick me up next time. 
