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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know the elevator pitch, where you have the time it takes to get to the next floor to sell your product?
Go on, sell yourself this way.
What makes you so meetable? *when the time comes obviously  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pussy eating champion who will make you squirt even if you haven’t before. I can lick pussy for hours. Don’t wash by dick or my balls because that’s how manly I am. I will only meet if you promise to not get too attached. So yeah. Fuck now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are buyers, not sellers 
I am free 
Sorry Mr Humphries (that’s a reference for the youngsters on here), you’re not what we are looking for "
Level 3 lingerie
Level 4 homewares I get the reference. I am not as stupid as you look. 
*its a joke. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are buyers, not sellers
I am free
Sorry Mr Humphries (that’s a reference for the youngsters on here), you’re not what we are looking for
Level 3 lingerie
Level 4 homewares I get the reference. I am not as stupid as you look.
*its a joke. "
It wasn’t a question if intelligence, more a matter of age hun  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"We are buyers, not sellers
I am free
Sorry Mr Humphries (that’s a reference for the youngsters on here), you’re not what we are looking for
Level 3 lingerie
Level 4 homewares I get the reference. I am not as stupid as you look.
*its a joke.
It wasn’t a question if intelligence, more a matter of age hun "
Don’t worry, mine was a terrible joke anyway.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have you never seen Foz in an elavotor do his Horse Whisperer act...the fillys come to him. .
Christ I must be bored coming up with this stuff
The last time I was stuck in an Elavotor...true story. I was 12 and with my mate on a family holiday staying in a small 4 story hotel . Whizzing up and down between the floors one night it got stuck between the ground and first floor. We could see the people below us through the Glass window in the old fashioned elavotor door.
A d*unk fireman introduced himself as he came from the wedding party going on. He inquired as to our oxygen levels and did we have enough in a Tipsy Donegal accent. Yes was our answer. Good he said. Just don't FART and he turned and fucked off....Gas Craic is how you could describe that night....lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No need for batteries or charging
90 day guarantee, if not satisfied can return, no questions asked.
Has 3 settings - placid
moderate
turbo
DISCLAIMER - accessories not included. |
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