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over a year ago
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Our neighbours and 4 very close friends who we regularly have dinner and evenings out with as it's always great fun.
Anything else would just be pretentious bollocks  |
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"Johnny Depp for very obvious reasons
and sadly all the rest cancelled at the last minute!!
Fecking timewasters! "
must admit your all being restrained ...i was expecting ...english and welsh rugby team |
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over a year ago
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"Johnny Depp for very obvious reasons
and sadly all the rest cancelled at the last minute!!
Fecking timewasters!
must admit your all being restrained ...i was expecting ...english and welsh rugby team "
Can we have characters? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Johnny Depp for very obvious reasons
and sadly all the rest cancelled at the last minute!!
Fecking timewasters!
must admit your all being restrained ...i was expecting ...english and welsh rugby team
Can we have characters?"
Your thinking Madchick eh??? |
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"Johnny Depp for very obvious reasons
and sadly all the rest cancelled at the last minute!!
Fecking timewasters!
must admit your all being restrained ...i was expecting ...english and welsh rugby team
Can we have characters?"
have anything you like lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My list is
Dr Frankenfurter
Alan Rickman
Macbeth
Billy Connolly
Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow
Betty Paige
Robs is
Bob Marley
Ziggy Stardust
Groucho Marx
His mum aawwww
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Johnny Depp for very obvious reasons
and sadly all the rest cancelled at the last minute!!
Fecking timewasters!
must admit your all being restrained ...i was expecting ...english and welsh rugby team "
Nah, been there, done them, lol bastards eat to much and fell asleep leaving me with the dishes |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
Notting |
"Johnny Depp for very obvious reasons
and sadly all the rest cancelled at the last minute!!
Fecking timewasters!
must admit your all being restrained ...i was expecting ...english and welsh rugby team
Nah, been there, done them, lol bastards eat to much and fell asleep leaving me with the dishes"
Dont ya just hate that!!!! |
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"Johnny Depp for very obvious reasons
and sadly all the rest cancelled at the last minute!!
Fecking timewasters!
must admit your all being restrained ...i was expecting ...english and welsh rugby team
Nah, been there, done them, lol bastards eat to much and fell asleep leaving me with the dishes
Dont ya just hate that!!!!"
oooh ya moaning buggers ....keep my thread tidy ....please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X |
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"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X"
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl"
Alan Rickman because he is sooooooo delicious.
Henry James so I could ask him why the fluck he wrote Turn of the Screw
Edgar Allan Poe, for the entertainment.
George Cloony and Josh Dumel to keep me entertained! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl"
Alan Rickman because he is sooooooo delicious.
Henry James so I could ask him why the fluck he wrote Turn of the Screw
Edgar Allan Poe, for the entertainment.
George Cloony and Josh Dumel to keep me entertained! |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
Cyprus |
"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl"
Alan Rickman because he is sooooooo delicious.
Henry James so I could ask him why the fluck he wrote Turn of the Screw
Edgar Allan Poe, for the entertainment.
George Cloony and Josh Dumel to keep me entertained! |
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"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl
Alan Rickman because he is sooooooo delicious.
Henry James so I could ask him why the fluck he wrote Turn of the Screw
Edgar Allan Poe, for the entertainment.
George Cloony and Josh Dumel to keep me entertained!"
we got the message hun |
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By *adchickCouple
over a year ago
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"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl
Alan Rickman because he is sooooooo delicious.
Henry James so I could ask him why the fluck he wrote Turn of the Screw
Edgar Allan Poe, for the entertainment.
George Cloony and Josh Dumel to keep me entertained!
we got the message hun "
I'd invite you PD but I already had plans for you.
I want you under the dinner table, on ya knee's......... keeping me squirming.
Exactly how it should be.......... with a man on his knees! |
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"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl
Alan Rickman because he is sooooooo delicious.
Henry James so I could ask him why the fluck he wrote Turn of the Screw
Edgar Allan Poe, for the entertainment.
George Cloony and Josh Dumel to keep me entertained!
we got the message hun
I'd invite you PD but I already had plans for you.
I want you under the dinner table, on ya knee's......... keeping me squirming.
Exactly how it should be.......... with a man on his knees!"
ya got to learn hun there some things in life you simply can not afford ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"PD, I get it now, you were just after a dinner invite and NO-ONE, I mean NO-ONE has asked you, hehehehe
Maybe they dont think they can soften the veg enough for you, ;-X
Now that is funny ....nice to see you back on form ....and sober ... pmsl
Alan Rickman because he is sooooooo delicious.
Henry James so I could ask him why the fluck he wrote Turn of the Screw
Edgar Allan Poe, for the entertainment.
George Cloony and Josh Dumel to keep me entertained!
we got the message hun
I'd invite you PD but I already had plans for you.
I want you under the dinner table, on ya knee's......... keeping me squirming.
Exactly how it should be.......... with a man on his knees!
ya got to learn hun there some things in life you simply can not afford ..."
Or change in yr case. lol :p xxxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd invite a mix of eye candy and intellect...
*Cheryl Cole (for obv reasons)
*Not her husband (for obv reasons)
*William Shakespeare (can spin a good yarn I hear)
*Stephen Fry (his delivery is perfect and he's such an intellect, git)
*Judas Iscariot (to ask him why)
*Jesus (to watch Judas try and wriggle out of it)
*the blonde one from The Saturdays (now THAT'S a babe!)
*Margaret Thatcher (never seen an ex prime minister dribble her soup down her chin so that would be cool to watch)
*Santa (coz I asked for Cheryl Cole and the blonde one from The Saturdays for Xmas last year and he didn't bring them so I thought if I met him halfway and got the girls there for him he'd do the rest and get them to shag me, together, in high heels, stockin... oops.. TMI)
*And my lovely wife Siren of course, who'd be doing most of the cooking so will be there anyway but I'd like her to do it one of the boobie aprons on and nothing underneath so its sorta hiding and displaying at the same time-ish)
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Stephen Fry, for the stories and he is brilliant
Dali LLama, to chill us all out
Einstein, to explain the theory of relativity ( and to ask if he did shag marilyn monroe)
Billy Connoly, for the laughs
Hitler, to twat him and to hold him down while einstein twas him too
Jesus, for the catering i.e fish sandwiches all round
and for Bev the all blacks (coz shes a tart lol) |
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