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Dreadful chat up lines (post your worst)
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hoping this may be a giggle. Let me set the scene:
You spy a hot Women/man at the bar and move in to engage them in conversation. What would your opener be, funnier the better. I'll start off:
I spot a sexy busty lady at the bar. I wait beside her and order a pear cider. When it's poured and placed in front of me I say. 'It seems we share something in common. I've got a nice pair too.' |
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"‘Madam; Might I entreat thee for a fuck?’
Have you photoshoped your pecs? That's just intimidating. "
No, they’re real - and I can bounce them in time to music (whilst simultaneously uttering dreadful chat up lines) |
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"‘Madam; Might I entreat thee for a fuck?’
Have you photoshoped your pecs? That's just intimidating.
No, they’re real - and I can bounce them in time to music (whilst simultaneously uttering dreadful chat up lines) "
So, 'Right said Fred karaoke' whilst flexing left then right in time to the beat. Guaranteed success! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"My one attempt was I said to a woman who was eating an apple that she must have good bowel movement, she was not impressed, but she laughed Eventually."
Unusual, but quirky can work. |
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"‘Madam; Might I entreat thee for a fuck?’
Have you photoshoped your pecs? That's just intimidating.
No, they’re real - and I can bounce them in time to music (whilst simultaneously uttering dreadful chat up lines) "
Video or didn't happen! |
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