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All hail Granny Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

The spiritual heart of the Forums (Fora? Whatever)

A messiah with a tartan shopping trolley.

A prophet in a twin set.

Join me to worship at the temple.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The spiritual heart of the Forums (Fora? Whatever)

A messiah with a tartan shopping trolley.

A prophet in a twin set.

Join me to worship at the temple."

Does she require ritual sacrifice? I'm all out of chickens.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The spiritual heart of the Forums (Fora? Whatever)

A messiah with a tartan shopping trolley.

A prophet in a twin set.

Join me to worship at the temple.

Does she require ritual sacrifice? I'm all out of chickens."

It ok.

We can use Sophie.720

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All hail Granny..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Granny be thy name

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By *nliveneTV/TS over a year ago

Selby

whos going to be tied up?

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Woo hoo!

Granny is the messiah!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bows down reverently

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By *elleshellsCouple over a year ago

North Manchester

She’s not the messiah! She’s a very naughty girl!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bows down reverently "

With your arse in the air i hope

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She’s not the messiah! She’s a very naughty girl!!!

Heretic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Imho they are a top poster who seems to take no bullshit and is a very good shopper!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Word has it her vagina tastes like the pink icing on party rings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Word has it her vagina tastes like the pink icing on party rings

Her farts smell of roses

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I want to be GC when I grow up

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to be GC when I grow up

Is she actually grown up though?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"I want to be GC when I grow up

Is she actually grown up though?"

Indeed ... is she really a granny? Or even, a bit of crumpet?

Have we been duped all this time?

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"Word has it her vagina tastes like the pink icing on party rings

It tastes like a prawn actually

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Word has it her vagina tastes like the pink icing on party rings

It tastes like a prawn actually "

Oh no

GC please say its not truuuue

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I want to be GC when I grow up

Is she actually grown up though?

Indeed ... is she really a granny? Or even, a bit of crumpet?

Have we been duped all this time?"

She is all things to all people.

Praise be to Granny.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

She's probably sitting on her Chintz sofa, munching on her crumpets, butter dripping down her chin, wearing her best negligee and soaking up the adulation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She's probably sitting on her Chintz sofa, munching on her crumpets, butter dripping down her chin, wearing her best negligee and soaking up the adulation."

You forgot the fur trimmed slippers

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"She's probably sitting on her Chintz sofa, munching on her crumpets, butter dripping down her chin, wearing her best negligee and soaking up the adulation.

You forgot the fur trimmed slippers"

And curlers.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

*Bows in reverence*

Praise be!

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By *nna WulfWoman over a year ago

Wandsworth

*We accept her one of us.. gooble gobble gooble gobble.*

I love party rings.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone ever seen granny crumpet and Anne Robinson in the same room?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All hail the GC

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By *traddle VariousWoman over a year ago

Salford

Known her for years. Dont be fooled by her shell. Kind and fun friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Known her for years. Dont be fooled by her shell. Kind and fun friend. "

Finally, a testimony from this very much real person!!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Loves her I does

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

She can have a virtual box of chocs from me. I'll still have eaten all of the virtual soft centres, mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She can have a virtual box of chocs from me. I'll still have eaten all of the virtual soft centres, mind

Even the virtual coffee cremes?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have met her...

Just sayin'...

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By *tephTV67TV/TS over a year ago

Cheshire

I don’t think granny will appreciate a thread that pays tribute to her. Granny doesn’t come across as someone who wants it or cares either way what anyone thinks about her.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have met her...

Just sayin'..."

Was it enlightening?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Granny Crumpet.... she of wisdom and wise words and also cracks me up sometimes

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By *traddle VariousWoman over a year ago

Salford

"I have met her...

Just sayin'..."

I've had that privilege!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who is Granny Crumpet?

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Who is Granny Crumpet?"
good question. How to describe her? *thinks*...

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By *asmintvTV/TS over a year ago

Heswall

It seems I'm blocked by Granny Crumpet.

I think we chatted in here about 10yrs ago and had a phone call too.

I really don't know what I did to offend or annoy, but wanted to apologise all the same. I hate the idea of annoying or offending anyone, so should you read this Granny, please accept my apologies x

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

She scrares me!

So with that in mind I think she is wonderful

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"It seems I'm blocked by Granny Crumpet.

I think we chatted in here about 10yrs ago and had a phone call too.

I really don't know what I did to offend or annoy, but wanted to apologise all the same. I hate the idea of annoying or offending anyone, so should you read this Granny, please accept my apologies x"

You might to delete this. You can't use the forum to get around blocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Granny is the best, by a country mile. Not sure what she'd make of this thread tho. Hopefully she's secretly chuffed.

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By *asmintvTV/TS over a year ago

Heswall

Yes I'd like to and agree, can't seem to delete it? There's no option to remove

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