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Valentine's WEEKEND Hot Tub Party # 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Our Valentines Weekend party is in full swing now...

So come join the fun ... It's getting hot in here ... so take off all your clothes...

NARRATOR:Maddies checking her reflection in the mirror telling her Best Friends ....

Red and Sensual ....

"GIRL'S I THINK MY BUTT IS GETTING BIG"

*Valentine)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Rrawwwwrrrrr!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Rrawwwwrrrrr!

There you are ... don't forget the after party Bestie...

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

Now, where was I or we even lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I never left

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Wahoo..let the fun continue...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maddie your butt is gorgeous

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Our Valentines Weekend party is in full swing now...

So come join the fun ... It's getting hot in here ... so take off all your clothes...

NARRATOR:Maddies checking her reflection in the mirror telling her Best Friends ....

Red and Sensual ....

"GIRL'S I THINK MY BUTT IS GETTING BIG"

*Valentine)"

Not as big as mine, lovely. But you're still GORGEOUS!! x

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

Soooo need a hot tub party right now x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Now, where was I or we even lol

I know where you were

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"Our Valentines Weekend party is in full swing now...

So come join the fun ... It's getting hot in here ... so take off all your clothes...

NARRATOR:Maddies checking her reflection in the mirror telling her Best Friends ....

Red and Sensual ....

"GIRL'S I THINK MY BUTT IS GETTING BIG"

*Valentine)

Not as big as mine, lovely. But you're still GORGEOUS!! x"

Big butts are spankable , biteable and kissable x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x"

Then this is the place for you. All good naughty fun & friends welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will someone help me in to the tub please

I don't want to slip and land on Reds snorkel

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"Now, where was I or we even lol

I know where you were

Ahh yes, just don;t put your hands over my ears if you feel the need to hold my head while am down there

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I never left

You certainly didn't!

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If we are talking big butts.....

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"If we are talking big butts.....

Hi sexy butt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x"

Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Rrawwwwrrrrr!

There you are ... don't forget the after party Bestie...

Definitely not for getting that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

BP.... Glasses of bubbly as requested.

Come relax, make yourselves at home... Mi casa es su casa.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If we are talking big butts.....

I like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello I only just saw your reply on the last thread thank you I will leave the hat on haha

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x

Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else? "

Pornstar martini please

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If we are talking big butts.....

Hi sexy butt

Well back at you

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"If we are talking big butts.....

I like it

Ditto

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If we are talking big butts.....

I like it

Ditto

Kindly bring it here then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello I only just saw your reply on the last thread thank you I will leave the hat on haha

Good. If you dance naked to "Whiskey Glasses" by Morgan Wallen, you'll have Maddy eating out of your hand. And me, tbf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x

Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else?

Pornstar martini please

Oooo, good choice. Go mingle, I'll find you.

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Can I cum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Soooo need a hot tub party right now x

Welcome lively, what can I get you to drink? OJ, coffee, something else?

Pornstar martini please

Oooo, good choice. Go mingle, I'll find you.

Here you go my dear.... Counts towards your 5 a day as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

Well look who it isn't.

Wonko ol' bean. How the devil are you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hopefully there is room in that hot tub for one more?...

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can I cum

Course you can, PP. Pop your ball down & come have a drink x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hopefully there is room in that hot tub for one more?...

Oh, I'll make room for you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

Why?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello.

Can I join in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

And everyone.

Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.

Can I join in. "

But of course, welcome Missy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.

Can I join in.

But of course, welcome Missy.

Missy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

And everyone.

Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything.

Nope. *buggers off to play in another thread *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.

Can I join in.

But of course, welcome Missy.

"
can u get you a coffee, something stronger?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

Why?"

Cos you break things Wonko!

You are a very naughty boy!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello.

Can I join in.

But of course, welcome Missy.

Missy!

Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x

At least he didn't put you (in brackets)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.

Can I join in.

But of course, welcome Missy.

Missy!

Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x

At least he didn't put you (in brackets)

He is forgiven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please

I will help myself. Easy guest.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Hello.

Can I join in.

But of course, welcome Missy.

Missy!

Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x

At least he didn't put you (in brackets)

He is forgiven.

Good. Cos he's a jolly good chap. And he'll keep your glass topped up for you xx

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"If we are talking big butts.....

Hi sexy butt

Well back at you

sooooooooooo biteable xxx

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please

I will help myself. Easy guest.

Aw, of course you can, T Rose!

Jimmy always likes to offer the first drink, welcome you & make sure you're ok, then you can most certainly help yourself xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please

I will help myself. Easy guest.

Budge up and get those cocktails flowing.

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

comes up for a kiss....

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

I’m just going to sit on the side for awhile and have a tea break..:

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"comes up for a kiss....

Oooooft

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I’m just going to sit on the side for awhile and have a tea break..:

I say, you appear to have lost all your clothes, sir. I like it

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"comes up for a kiss....

Oooooft

then disappears back under the water x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"comes up for a kiss....

Oooooft

then disappears back under the water x"

YESSSS!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey all you Sexy People

I've got to run some errands for the party . But will be popping in here and there...

Any special requests?

Don't have too much fun without me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

And everyone.

Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything.

Nope. *buggers off to play in another thread *"

WONKO..... THERE YOU ARE ... IT'S ABOUT TIME... YOU KEEP YOUR LITTLE BUTT RIGHT HERE SIR

I've missed you Handsome!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

All I want is food, Maddie. But MilesSmiles & I will take care of that.

I'll buy it, he'll cook it.

I'll be back in an hour or so. Enjoy yourselves guys xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello I only just saw your reply on the last thread thank you I will leave the hat on haha

Good ...then I shall see you in a bit ... for some fun. If you're up for it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything.

You guys better be nice and leave MY WONKO alone

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

[Removed by poster at 13/02/21 14:11:40]

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hello.

Can I join in. "

Hello there Pretty Lady

So glad you are here. Have Fun!!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything.

You guys better be nice and leave MY WONKO alone

He knows we're only teasing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"All I want is food, Maddie. But MilesSmiles & I will take care of that.

I'll buy it, he'll cook it.

I'll be back in an hour or so. Enjoy yourselves guys xxx"

Sounds like a plan Goregous...

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"comes up for a kiss....

Oooooft

then disappears back under the water x

YESSSS!!!

control yourself and your drink xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Afternoon perverts

Wonko has arrived the party can officially start

WONKO!!!!!!

Don't. Touch. Anything!

Ah Red...... Now he is gonna interfere with everything.

You guys better be nice and leave MY WONKO alone

He knows we're only teasing

I know ... and so does he ... he does keep it interesting!!

no telling what's next... Ever!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hopefully there is room in that hot tub for one more?...

For you ... of course...come sit with Me handsome. You owe me a Kiss or two...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please

I will help myself. Easy guest.

Welcome Beautiful Lady

So glad you're here. You will fit right in ....

Have fun and cheers !!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Anyone missed me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please

I will help myself. Easy guest.

Welcome Beautiful Lady

So glad you're here. You will fit right in ....

Have fun and cheers !!

I will be the last to leave this time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please

I will help myself. Easy guest.

Budge up and get those cocktails flowing. "

Raspberry Mojito takes my fancy

Plenty of pillows and space !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will have a dip

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can I just plop myself in some nice rattan chair on a side and a large cocktail please

I will help myself. Easy guest.

Aw, of course you can, T Rose!

Jimmy always likes to offer the first drink, welcome you & make sure you're ok, then you can most certainly help yourself xx"

I have made my request known in a reply to Lorna

Thank you. I'm happy in the corner... watching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone missed me

I think you disappear intentionally so we do!

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I’ll jump in, if it’s OK.

I promise not to fart

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Anyone missed me

I think you disappear intentionally so we do!

I never do anything intentionally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone missed me

I think you disappear intentionally so we do!

I never do anything intentionally."

Spontaneously then?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm back here now as everyone else is watching the Rugby

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm popping in for a little hello, in between rugby matches.

Hope we're all ok? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hopefully there is room in that hot tub for one more?...

For you ... of course...come sit with Me handsome. You owe me a Kiss or two...

"
I do don't I..

... Its freezing here so a nice hot tub would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hello.

Can I join in.

But of course, welcome Missy.

Missy!

Haha! LornaJo. Welcome x

At least he didn't put you (in brackets)

He is forgiven.

Good. Cos he's a jolly good chap. And he'll keep your glass topped up for you xx"

Youre too kind Red.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mads will be along later, in the meantime if you require any refills let me know.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise. "

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks.

Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks.

Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x"
Any room for a little one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks.

Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x"

It would appear so Red. Let me get you a drink and we can relax in the tub.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks.

Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x Any room for a little one?

But of course, the more the merrier, plenty of room.... for now.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks.

Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x

It would appear so Red. Let me get you a drink and we can relax in the tub.

Oh, sounds perfect Jimmy. X

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all?

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Please can I join? Mr is asleep as he's exhausted so it'll just be me.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Room for a big one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good result England.

Hoping for some sort of a result tomorrow, although I fear it won't materialise.

Wasn't it just? And bad luck Scotland. But well done Wales.

I'll be waving my Tricolour tomorrow, Jimmy. Woohoo! Xx

A woop woop. Fun times this evening in the hot tub me thinks.

Looks like it's just you & me, Jimmy x

It would appear so Red. Let me get you a drink and we can relax in the tub.

Oh, sounds perfect Jimmy. X"

Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all?

Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please can I join? Mr is asleep as he's exhausted so it'll just be me.

Mrs"

Of course you can, no need to ask... Can right in.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Room for a big one

We cater for all sizes my good man.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all?

Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have? "
ooooooh such a attentive service

can we have 2 vodka lime & lemonades please

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me.

Ooh, sounds interesting.

Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x

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By *rafficvanMan over a year ago

Middletown

Omg yes!

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By *rafficvanMan over a year ago

Middletown

Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me.

Ooh, sounds interesting.

Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x"

How big is this tub to fit all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me.

Ooh, sounds interesting.

Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x"

Be right with you Red, just getting drinks for our guests, then I'll be right with you. You still got that snorkel right??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all?

Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have? ooooooh such a attentive service

can we have 2 vodka lime & lemonades please

Be with with you guys.. Go join our other guests and I'll bring them over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Virgin caipirinha for you.... Whiskey time for me.

Ooh, sounds interesting.

Make your whisky a double & let's chill in the tub x

How big is this tub to fit all "

It's bigger than it looks... We seem to have a knack of squeezing a lot of people in.. Between people doubling up, going underwater... It can get pretty wild.

And that's before the rubber duckys are released.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm hoping our fabulous hostess will be joining us sometime soon.

Did she say what she was getting g before she left Red?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm hoping our fabulous hostess will be joining us sometime soon.

Did she say what she was getting g before she left Red? "

Just found my snorkel!

No, I'm not sure what she's getting Jimmy. We've enough drinks for tonight, as there's only a few of us.

And MilesSmiles is on hand with snacks, to keep us going x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Would anyone mind if we stripped of and hopped in with you all?

Howdy, welcome.... great to have you here. What'll you have? ooooooh such a attentive service

can we have 2 vodka lime & lemonades please

Be with with you guys.. Go join our other guests and I'll bring them over.

Hey you go guys. It's a little quiet right now but hoping it will pick up later on. There are always guests coming and going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm hoping our fabulous hostess will be joining us sometime soon.

Did she say what she was getting g before she left Red?

Just found my snorkel!

No, I'm not sure what she's getting Jimmy. We've enough drinks for tonight, as there's only a few of us.

And MilesSmiles is on hand with snacks, to keep us going x"

Aces!

Well, I've just decided to bring the whiskey bottle with me

Hot tub for some shenanigans me thinks.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"I'm hoping our fabulous hostess will be joining us sometime soon.

Did she say what she was getting g before she left Red?

Just found my snorkel!

No, I'm not sure what she's getting Jimmy. We've enough drinks for tonight, as there's only a few of us.

And MilesSmiles is on hand with snacks, to keep us going x

Aces!

Well, I've just decided to bring the whiskey bottle with me

Hot tub for some shenanigans me thinks.

That's the spirit, Jimmy!

Malarkey & shenanigans ahoy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

Hope you a great sexy day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Room for a big one

We certainly have room for you ... so come in and have a good time !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

Hope you a great sexy day

Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

Hope you a great sexy day

Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !!

Morning Maddie xx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Happy valentine's Day everybody

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

Hope you a great sexy day

Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !!

Morning Maddie xx"

GOOD morning Handsome

Xoxo

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

Hope you a great sexy day

Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !!

Morning Maddie xx

GOOD morning Handsome

Xoxo"

Awww fanks , morning to you too mwah xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy valentine's Day everybody

Happy

Day !! Would you be my coffee date ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

Hope you a great sexy day

Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !!

Morning Maddie xx

GOOD morning Handsome

Xoxo

Awww fanks , morning to you too mwah xx"

Happy Valentines Day

Kiss sent right back at ya !!

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By *ondon-guy68Man over a year ago

London

Have a great sexy day ya horny bunch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a great sexy day ya horny bunch!

Happy Valentines Day to you too ... Hope it is extra sweet and naughty just for you !!!

Xoxo

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"Happy Valentines Day Everyone!!

Hope you a great sexy day

Hi there !! I hope you have a sexy day too ... Looks like you are off to a good start with the sexy !!

I try my best lol

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Happy Valentine's Day to you all

You lovely beautiful people

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Have a great sexy day ya horny bunch!

Ooooft! Get that sexy ass over here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy Valentine’s Day hot tubbers

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Happy Valentine’s Day hot tubbers

Same to you, Peachy. Looking fabulous, too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we have a March 14th party too... my favourite

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

We just have a hot-tub party every weekend on here until we can have one for real somewhere.......just an idea

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Happy Valentine’s Day hot tubbers

Same to you, Peachy. Looking fabulous, too x"

Thanks red as are you x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

And don't forget everyone, we have our very special guest making an appearance this afternoon.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oooo I'm excited now.

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

I'll bring my rubber duckie lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CANNONBALL!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"CANNONBALL!"

Yessssssss!!!

She's back!

As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back"

We missed you sooooo much Cindi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CANNONBALL!

Yessssssss!!!

She's back!

As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back"

We missed you sooooo much Cindi

Only came on to say hello.

My work is done.

Deleting my account now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh Cindi,so good to see you

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"CANNONBALL!

Yessssssss!!!

She's back!

As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back"

We missed you sooooo much Cindi

Only came on to say hello.

My work is done.

Deleting my account now

Don't you fucking dare!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh Cindi,so good to see you

Thank you, it's good to see you also.

Maddie brought the hot tub back at the right time. I need the distraction x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"CANNONBALL!

Yessssssss!!!

She's back!

As Elton sang "The Bitch is Back"

We missed you sooooo much Cindi

Only came on to say hello.

My work is done.

Deleting my account now

Don't you fucking dare!

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises*

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises*"

And Wonko's.

But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast.

Party time later! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises*

And Wonko's.

But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast.

Party time later! Xx"

That sounds perfect.

Thank you x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises*

And Wonko's.

But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast.

Party time later! Xx

That sounds perfect.

Thank you x"

Good. The 3 of us can have a good old girly catch up.

Love you, ya daft old bird!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Cindi burns Wookie's mankini's on the BBQ before he realises*

And Wonko's.

But as it seems rather quiet, why don't we shimmy over to the shade & let MilesSmiles surprise us with a fabulous feast.

Party time later! Xx

That sounds perfect.

Thank you x

Good. The 3 of us can have a good old girly catch up.

Love you, ya daft old bird!

Is Donald Trump's wig still lying around here?

I kind of suited it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've positioned Igor in the watchtower to warn us of any immediate threats or attacks from the enemy hot tub parties.

He's activated the weapon systems and will keep guard this evening.

Miles has gone to refill our weapon armoury and should be back shortly.

Keep on your guard and report any suspicious behaviour from enemy scouts you may spot.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress"

"Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us."

"Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational"

"Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it "

Someone is to blame!

It should be pink dammit.

Pink!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it

Someone is to blame!

It should be pink dammit.

Pink!"

I did see red covered in red paint last weekend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it

Someone is to blame!

It should be pink dammit.

Pink!

I did see red covered in red paint last weekend "

Grrrrr I'll call the painters in

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

""Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress"

"Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us."

"Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational"

"Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!""

Naughty Igor

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it "

You DO break things Wonko!

But we always forgive you

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it

Someone is to blame!

It should be pink dammit.

Pink!

I did see red covered in red paint last weekend

Grrrrr I'll call the painters in

But red is so much better than pink x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress"

"Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us."

"Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational"

"Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!"

Naughty Igor

I don't trust him.

I think he's an enemy hot tub spy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress"

"Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us."

"Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational"

"Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!"

Naughty Igor

I don't trust him.

I think he's an enemy hot tub spy

Ah that's who the spy is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it

Someone is to blame!

It should be pink dammit.

Pink!

I did see red covered in red paint last weekend "

Wonko, if I trust you with a semi automatic grenade launcher to protect us, can you be trusted with it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it

Someone is to blame!

It should be pink dammit.

Pink!

I did see red covered in red paint last weekend

Wonko, if I trust you with a semi automatic grenade launcher to protect us, can you be trusted with it?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Igor"

"Oi Igor!"

*Useless fukka*

"Yes Mistress"

"Any sign of Miles returning yet? We can't afford anymore of your 'accidents', you know what happened the last time! We need him back fully and in tact to be able to service us."

"Of course Mistress, friendly fire countermeasures are operational"

"Just don't fuck up Igor or I'll have you banished to the caves for a month. The caves I tell ya!"

Naughty Igor

I don't trust him.

I think he's an enemy hot tub spy

Ah that's who the spy is

We need to be on full alert.

The enemy often strikes when we are at our most vulnerable.

Remember last month when they attacked our naked orgy under the moonlight?

Slippery fukkas!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wonko?

Wonko!!!

Wtf have you done with my Millennium Falcon?

Red chased me away because I break things. I've not touched it

Someone is to blame!

It should be pink dammit.

Pink!

I did see red covered in red paint last weekend

Wonko, if I trust you with a semi automatic grenade launcher to protect us, can you be trusted with it?

No."

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first "

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry "

You'll have no choice if I catch you.

Beware the boobie traps.

You're not the only trouble maker around here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry

You'll have no choice if I catch you.

Beware the boobie traps.

You're not the only trouble maker around here

Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry

You'll have no choice if I catch you.

Beware the boobie traps.

You're not the only trouble maker around here

Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again? "

Oh not just that.

I've dug pits and everything.

I've gone all Rambo in preparation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry

You'll have no choice if I catch you.

Beware the boobie traps.

You're not the only trouble maker around here

Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again?

Oh not just that.

I've dug pits and everything.

I've gone all Rambo in preparation

*teleports out of the thread to safety *

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry

You'll have no choice if I catch you.

Beware the boobie traps.

You're not the only trouble maker around here

Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again?

Oh not just that.

I've dug pits and everything.

I've gone all Rambo in preparation

*teleports out of the thread to safety *"

The teleporter has been tampered with.

If used it sends you to the Roman gladiatorial games where you have to fight lions and stuff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry

You'll have no choice if I catch you.

Beware the boobie traps.

You're not the only trouble maker around here

Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again?

Oh not just that.

I've dug pits and everything.

I've gone all Rambo in preparation

*teleports out of the thread to safety *

The teleporter has been tampered with.

If used it sends you to the Roman gladiatorial games where you have to fight lions and stuff

*is mauled by lions and dies*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good Evening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dammit Wonko

What weapon will you behave with?

Cindi, can he even be trusted with his own weapon?

This is very true.

We'll have to keep him under lock and key

You will have to catch me first

Oooo I've not played catchy kissy for years

No kissing allowed sorry

You'll have no choice if I catch you.

Beware the boobie traps.

You're not the only trouble maker around here

Boobie traps? You got mouse traps in your bra again?

Oh not just that.

I've dug pits and everything.

I've gone all Rambo in preparation

*teleports out of the thread to safety *

The teleporter has been tampered with.

If used it sends you to the Roman gladiatorial games where you have to fight lions and stuff

*is mauled by lions and dies*"

*Accepts a friend request, adds someone to hotpics, receives a message, defeats the level 1 boss and exchanges the xp points for a resurrection spell and brings Wonko back to life*

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