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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

I literally can't think of anything

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By *louWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above

I would fuck you....

No buts!

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above

I would fuck you....

No buts!

"
.we would fuck you... delicious.

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"Why wouldn't you fuck the poster above

I would fuck you....

No buts!

.we would fuck you... delicious."

there is not but

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's the 2 meter thing

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

"It's the 2 meter thing

You’re just too bloody far way x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you when its safe xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you when its safe xx"

I would fuck you but, oh damn it, I’ve got to tidy my sock drawer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's the 2 meter thing

You’re just too bloody far way x"

They're not looking for men

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By *hloevtTV/TS over a year ago

norwich

"I would fuck you when its safe xx

I would fuck you but, oh damn it, I’ve got to tidy my sock drawer

Cus he has a cute willy x

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"It's the 2 meter thing

You’re just too bloody far way x

They're not looking for men"

And neither am I.

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"It's the 2 meter thing

You’re just too bloody far way x

They're not looking for men"

not into males

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"It's the 2 meter thing

You’re just too bloody far way x

They're not looking for men

not into males

You don't have a vagina

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

It's always nice when you're excluded from the game. Such warm and fuzzies (hugs)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

"It's the 2 meter thing

You’re just too bloody far way x

They're not looking for men

not into males

You don't have a vagina "

I don't fuck. I mske love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It's always nice when you're excluded from the game. Such warm and fuzzies (hugs) "

I would fuck you but...but...meh, get over here

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

He's in Bradford

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He's in Bradford "

Your straight

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

I don’t have a but....

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I am straight

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

"It's the 2 meter thing

You’re just too bloody far way x

They're not looking for men

not into males

You don't have a vagina

I don't fuck. I mske love

"
... Ooh me too me me me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have a but...."

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

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By *errero RochelleWoman over a year ago

Chocoville

I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am straight"

I’m allergic to lipstick

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By *louWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"I don’t have a but....

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

But your in Ireland

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By *bt96Man over a year ago

GAINSBOROUGH

"I don’t have a but...."

Id like your but

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"I don’t have a but....

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

But your in Ireland

I would but you are out of my league

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have a but....

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

But your in Ireland

I would but you are out of my league "

I already just did

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By *ayo001Man over a year ago

Ennis

"I don’t have a but....

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

But your in Ireland

I would but you are out of my league

I already just did

Your in the UK

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have a but....

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

But your in Ireland

I would but you are out of my league

I already just did

But your so very far away

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By *herry OnatopWoman over a year ago

Just over there

"I don’t have a but....

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

But your in Ireland

I would but you are out of my league

I already just did

I would fuck you but I'm still recovering from the last one...gimme 5 okay

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

WestCountryDadBod...

I would fuck you, but...

Nope, can’t think of anything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don’t have a but....

I would fuck you but you are so hot so i could cum in sec

But your in Ireland

I would but you are out of my league

I already just did

But your so very far away "

But she is anonymous and I don't do strangers;-)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But I've jammed my cock in the Fleshlight and it won't come out!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I forgot how to do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I forgot how to do it

I'm struggling to find a reason

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"WestCountryDadBod...

I would fuck you, but...

Nope, can’t think of anything

Neither can I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tuberose

I would fuck you but

There’s a national lockdown, how can you even think about fucking ?!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Tuberose

I would fuck you but

There’s a national lockdown, how can you even think about fucking ?!

I would fuck you but, there's a danger you may ask me for my autograph upon meeting and refusal can often offend

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By *melia DominaTV/TS over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

I would fuck you but...

I would need to cover you head to toe in Latex and make you my rubber gimp boy!!!!....

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

I would fuck you but

Nit what I'm looking for...sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but

Nit what I'm looking for...sorry x"

But I'm not a man aged between the renge your looking for

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but

Nit what I'm looking for...sorry x

But I'm not a man aged between the renge your looking for "

Too faaaaaaar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but

Nit what I'm looking for...sorry x"

Sparkle

I would fuck you but

You’re a Rangers supporter

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

you are soooooo not my tyoe

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"I would fuck you but

Nit what I'm looking for...sorry x

Sparkle

I would fuck you but

You’re a Rangers supporter

Thats a bonus

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

"I forgot how to do it

Need reminding....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I forgot how to do it

Need reminding...."

I would, but you won't let me

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By *iceButtSlimMan over a year ago

somewhere

I'm all cosy in bed and that would mean having to get up and drive and well we're meant to be getting another beast from the east...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but

Nit what I'm looking for...sorry x

Sparkle

I would fuck you but

You’re a Rangers supporter

Thats a bonus

Ok then, as long as you wear the full kit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tuberose

I would fuck you but

There’s a national lockdown, how can you even think about fucking ?!

Haha don't shame me for my desires !

I'm happy in my wankathon equipped bunker

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By *att71Man over a year ago

Bristol

"Tuberose

I would fuck you but

There’s a national lockdown, how can you even think about fucking ?!

Haha don't shame me for my desires !

I'm happy in my wankathon equipped bunker

I fear Forrest Gump would last longer

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!

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By *louWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!"

Birmingham’s too far away :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!

Birmingham’s too far away :/ "

Still too far

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Ummm, pass

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By *louWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!

Birmingham’s too far away :/

Still too far

There is no buts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ummm, pass

She is a matriarch. They scare me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ummm, pass

She is a matriarch. They scare me

London is a bit far.. ( meet me half way)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!

Birmingham’s too far away :/

Still too far

There is no buts!

I thought you said there is no bus

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By *ear in the chairMan over a year ago

yeah there

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!

Birmingham’s too far away :/

Still too far

There is no buts!

I thought you said there is no bus

Sorry, not every hole is a goal

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By *razytimesinloveCouple over a year ago

SW Scotland

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!

Birmingham’s too far away :/

Still too far

There is no buts!

I thought you said there is no bus

Sorry, not every hole is a goal

But you’re straight and so am I.

Like actually straight not fab straight

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By *louWoman over a year ago

Sheffield

"I would fuck you Tuberose but, having just seen your profile pictures... Id blow my load before I'd even got my Y Front off

You too far away!

Birmingham’s too far away :/

Still too far

There is no buts!

I thought you said there is no bus

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I would but I've not dragged myself out if bed yet so you'll have to wait

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

I would but a little shitty think called covid gets in the way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would but I've not dragged myself out if bed yet so you'll have to wait

"
,

I would but it seems you are on into guys

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"I would but I've not dragged myself out if bed yet so you'll have to wait

I would but it seems you are on into guys"

I would if you weren't a guy

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By *8shyMan over a year ago

Newport

I would but you are too far away.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would but you are too far away."

I would but not my type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would but you are too far away.

I would but not my type

But you ain't got no fanny n tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would but you are too far away.

I would but not my type

But you ain't got no fanny n tits "

I think I've grown a pair in lockdown

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

"I would but you are too far away.

I would but not my type

But you ain't got no fanny n tits

I think I've grown a pair in lockdown

Your a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m straight ha

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Likewise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Likewise

Your a guy.

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By *emorefridaCouple over a year ago

La la land

You're ginger two gingers fucking? covid had fucked the world enough already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I receive the belt, not take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I receive the belt, not take it

But you have demon knickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It’s too painful after our breakup.

I just couldn’t.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan over a year ago

belfast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're ginger two gingers fucking? covid had fucked the world enough already

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

But you have to wear that hat on your profile

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

You have to shave your bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too much of a woman...im straight lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" But you have to wear that hat on your profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" But you have to wear that hat on your profile

But then again you are far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" But you have to wear that hat on your profile

But then again you are far away

You’d have to let me fuck you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" But you have to wear that hat on your profile

But then again you are far away

You’d have to let me fuck you too

No buts about you joining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would fuck you but I am currently in the bath with my toaster making jam on toast

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I am currently in the bath with my toaster making jam on toast "

Your too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would fuck you but I am currently in the bath with my toaster making jam on toast "

I would fuck you but

You’re shortly about to electrocute yourself.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

I would fuck you but im feeding my swans so you'll have to wait

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I think I would die of exhaustion

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

I already have

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His interests aren't mine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"His interests aren't mine. "

No buts!

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

"His interests aren't mine. "

You've peaked my interests

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No buts at all, I would

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"I already have"

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Cock is too thick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But She eats biscuits with cheese

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Cock is too thick

Im scared you would die of exhaustion

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I already have

Died of exhaustion!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But She eats biscuits with cheese

But I don’t know if he likes hobnobs or digestives ?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"But She eats biscuits with cheese

But I don’t know if he likes hobnobs or digestives ?"

Excess chest hair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But She eats biscuits with cheese

But I don’t know if he likes hobnobs or digestives ?

Excess chest hair

No chest hair

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Whistles in the shower (even during sex).

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"But She eats biscuits with cheese

But I don’t know if he likes hobnobs or digestives ?

Excess chest hair

No chest hair

Lives in colchesthair

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By *otsossieMan over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Whistles in the shower (even during sex)."

Try using a Buttplug as a mute

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Whistles in the shower (even during sex)."

Oh Jo, you said you wouldn’t tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He's far too happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I prefer his other half

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By *ouanna JoWoman over a year ago

A little village

"I prefer his other half

Can’t think of a good reason, sorry ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I prefer his other half

Can’t think of a good reason, sorry ....

Me neither

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"I prefer his other half

Can’t think of a good reason, sorry ....

"
neither can I

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Way too close for comfort

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way too close for comfort

But... I may not want to go home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No buts I would x

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Way too close for comfort

But... I may not want to go home

She doesn't go home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way too close for comfort

But... I may not want to go home

... but I may not be able to stop till my cock drops off.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way too close for comfort

But... I may not want to go home

She doesn't go home

She’s the cats mother

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way too close for comfort

But... I may not want to go home

She doesn't go home

She’s the cats mother

I would need to be able to walk after

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

But..I don't even want to fuck myself

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By *arker secrets 321Man over a year ago

West Bromwich

No if or buts about it x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Way too close for comfort

But... I may not want to go home

She doesn't go home

She’s the cats mother

I would need to be able to walk after

I’ll carry u

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

Well it’s better with others

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool."

Says him who's doing the moondance

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

Says him who's doing the moondance

But your name is too posh

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple over a year ago

Lust

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

Says him who's doing the moondance

But your name is too posh

Only after waxing you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

Says him who's doing the moondance

But your name is too posh

you know why I won't

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

Says him who's doing the moondance

But your name is too posh

Only after waxing you

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

Says him who's doing the moondance

you know how i feel about you but you ya know we have healthy obsession about cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

Says him who's doing the moondance

you know how i feel about you but you ya know we have healthy obsession about cock"

My wang doesnt meet your requirements

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If only I could see your profile as no reason I wouldn’t looking at the pic I can see on here x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

But you didn't read the OP

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But you didn't read the OP

But I would get injured on these hard abs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"But you didn't read the OP

But I would get injured on these hard abs."

I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too much body hair for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Too much body hair for me

But you would steal my soul!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Probably too old for him

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

A bit too far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Probably too old for him "

Perfect for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too young for me (sorry)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Too young for me (sorry)"

Possibly too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No buts x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too far

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

To far

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

"Too far"

Anywhere north of Oxford is officially designated as Narnia and I burnt me wardrobe last week

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"But..I don't even want to fuck myself

But she’s a dangerous dancer and too good at pool.

Says him who's doing the moondance

you know how i feel about you but you ya know we have healthy obsession about cock"

I feel the same ...and yes, we do love a cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No buts x"

front bum only ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No buts x

front bum only ? "

Anytime of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still too hairy im afraid

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im far too old.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im far too old. "

Won’t share his cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still too hairy im afraid

Are you here to get me to shave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im far too old.

Won’t share his cake "

But he has too much clothes on and it would take ages to undress him!

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

I can't think of a reason why not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im far too old.

Won’t share his cake

But he has too much clothes on and it would take ages to undress him!

But she’s always in a hurry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im far too old.

Won’t share his cake

But he has too much clothes on and it would take ages to undress him!

But she’s always in a hurry

Don’t like his hat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im far too old.

Won’t share his cake

But he has too much clothes on and it would take ages to undress him!

But she’s always in a hurry

Don’t like his hat

Not my type

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Im far too old.

Won’t share his cake

But he has too much clothes on and it would take ages to undress him!

But she’s always in a hurry

Don’t like his hat

We would have a better time on a girls night out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Still too hairy im afraid

Are you here to get me to shave

Just some constructive criticism

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Im far too old.

Won’t share his cake

But he has too much clothes on and it would take ages to undress him!

But she’s always in a hurry

Don’t like his hat

We would have a better time on a girls night out"

This.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ill join you all lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ill join you all lol"

I'm afraid 20 is too young for me

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Not enough armpit hair

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By *_DirectorMan over a year ago

Middle of somewhere

I would but I’m probably not her type

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would but too far away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Distance as well

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