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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Any takers

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

They’re selling them in the middle aisle in Aldi

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like."

Can confirm. I call mine Jizzica

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

Are there sexy buckets out there, I personally would rather be with a sexy woman.

I think B&A do a nice range in buckets.

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By *arriLadMan over a year ago

North West

"They’re selling them in the middle aisle in Aldi

Stick a bra on it and your onto a winner

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

Can confirm. I call mine Jizzica"

I bet she's beautiful

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By *hunkyfunkycplCouple over a year ago

london

How eloquently put! I’m sure OP will have a full inbox very shortly!....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like."

I said sexy, god damn it!

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They’re selling them in the middle aisle in Aldi

How much?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Are there sexy buckets out there, I personally would rather be with a sexy woman.

I think B&A do a nice range in buckets."

B&Q, numpty.

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

"They’re selling them in the middle aisle in Aldi

How much?"

The price of a double gin I think

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like."

Yes

And double up to prevent squelchy leakage

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How eloquently put! I’m sure OP will have a full inbox very shortly!....

Don't be jel

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

Can confirm. I call mine Jizzica

I bet she's beautiful "

She is. Never gets upset when I hide her when the deed has been done. She’s a keeper. Well, technically she’s a Donnay

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

I said sexy, god damn it!"

Do I have to do all the work for ya?

Right, you know those birthday cards where you can voice record a message?

Take the recordy bit out, inhale some helium, hit record and say "oh love arrows, I want you to fill me with your pork sword and winky lava. Give it to me big boy"

Wrap the recordy bit on clingfilm to protect it from your splodge and pop it in your pretty eyed wanky sock.

That sexy ho loves you long time

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By *reamblueMan over a year ago

London

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

Can confirm. I call mine Jizzica

I bet she's beautiful

She is. Never gets upset when I hide her when the deed has been done. She’s a keeper. Well, technically she’s a Donnay"

I hope you look after HER needs too

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By *ymph and ManicCouple over a year ago

North East

"They’re selling them in the middle aisle in Aldi

How much?"
if your asking it’s too dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

I said sexy, god damn it!

Do I have to do all the work for ya?

Right, you know those birthday cards where you can voice record a message?

Take the recordy bit out, inhale some helium, hit record and say "oh love arrows, I want you to fill me with your pork sword and winky lava. Give it to me big boy"

Wrap the recordy bit on clingfilm to protect it from your splodge and pop it in your pretty eyed wanky sock.

That sexy ho loves you long time "

I lyk tha impruvisayshun baybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They’re selling them in the middle aisle in Aldi

How much? if your asking it’s too dear. "

I'm on a tight budget, don't you know its Christmas? I need to know if that is gonna break the bank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

Can confirm. I call mine Jizzica

I bet she's beautiful

She is. Never gets upset when I hide her when the deed has been done. She’s a keeper. Well, technically she’s a Donnay

I hope you look after HER needs too"

No, just plough that ho and leave

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One does not cum in a bucket.

One cums in a specially designed, Faberge crafted, fine crystal receptacle. Wot wot

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By *urtyGentMan over a year ago

eastleigh

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

Can confirm. I call mine Jizzica

I bet she's beautiful

She is. Never gets upset when I hide her when the deed has been done. She’s a keeper. Well, technically she’s a Donnay

I hope you look after HER needs too"

Absolutely I do, she fucking hates feet and I do my darnedest to keep my hobbit feet away from her pretty mouth/fanny/arse

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By *reamblueMan over a year ago

London

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like.

Can confirm. I call mine Jizzica

I bet she's beautiful

She is. Never gets upset when I hide her when the deed has been done. She’s a keeper. Well, technically she’s a Donnay

I hope you look after HER needs too

Absolutely I do, she fucking hates feet and I do my darnedest to keep my hobbit feet away from her pretty mouth/fanny/arse"

Has she got a sister?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They’re selling them in the middle aisle in Aldi

Yep, saw some in Poundland fir a fiver....wait, what?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's pronounced bouquet

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"It's pronounced bouquet "

The lady of the house speaking?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wouldn’t we all!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or in this case maybe an empty Pringles tube with one of his pre-owned socks gaffer-taped to the end!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Look I have 3 whole hot inches that need to find a good tidy cum dumpster

It just won't do without this

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Look I have 3 whole hot inches that need to find a good tidy cum dumpster

It just won't do without this"

Use your mouth

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like."

I use a glove,so I get five days worth out of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Or in this case maybe an empty Pringles tube with one of his pre-owned socks gaffer-taped to the end!! "

That's not wet and soft

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

I’ve been looking for one, for years and still can’t find any.. longest game of hide and seek I’ve ever played

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Sexy.

Bloody demanding men. Take what you're given and be grateful.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

You mean like a bucket with a picture of Jessica Rabbit on it? What you fill it with is your business.

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By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"Draw some pretty eyes on your wanking sock?

I've been reliably informed that ALL blokes have a wanking sock. Proper fact like."

I don't....sorry like....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexy.

Bloody demanding men. Take what you're given and be grateful."

I can demand whatever I want and shall get it because I'm male

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sexy.

Bloody demanding men. Take what you're given and be grateful.

I can demand whatever I want and shall get it because I'm male"

Did you get it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join the queue m8 . It starts in London and ends in Glasgow lol

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By *moothdickMan over a year ago

stoke

Cum bucket, be lucky if I could get a window cleaners bucket

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By *d4fun73Man over a year ago

Shipley

"One does not cum in a bucket.

One cums in a specially designed, Faberge crafted, fine crystal receptacle. Wot wot

Is that a m and s bucket!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sexy.

Bloody demanding men. Take what you're given and be grateful.

I can demand whatever I want and shall get it because I'm male

Did you get it "

I'm working on it

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