Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing?  |
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"Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing? "
I'm intrigued as to what was in the parcel? |
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"Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing? "
Who's bringing the broom handle 
I'll bring some Abba, pretzels & white rum |
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"Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing?
I'm intrigued as to what was in the parcel? "
It was some SEX!!! (just some joggers really) |
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"Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing?
Who's bringing the broom handle
I'll bring some Abba, pretzels & white rum"
I have the broom handle here (and have applied suitable lube).
ABBA - ooo yesss!  |
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"Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing? "
Broom handle!  bloody ouch!!
What was in said parcel? I hope it was worth being rogered with a broomstick  |
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"Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing?
Broom handle! bloody ouch!!
What was in said parcel? I hope it was worth being rogered with a broomstick "
 It was a spare broom handle.....  |
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"Do you remember a while back when I was having a good old fashioned moan about Hermes who had a parcel of mine in ‘depot limbo’ for almost two months?
Well bugger me with a broom handle - it only out of the blue, arrived on my door step earlier(!!!)
In response to this amazing occurrence, I am throwing a bloody great party (figuratively).
There’ll be music, SEX, nibbles, SEX, booze, SEX and possibly more SEX!
Unfortunately I’m a miserly sod though, so you’ll have to bring the tunes, nibbles and booze.
So.....what music, what nibbles and what booze are you bringing?
Broom handle! bloody ouch!!
What was in said parcel? I hope it was worth being rogered with a broomstick
It was a spare broom handle..... "
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