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over a year ago
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One of my college buddies and I got talking about government spies the other day and she is convinced that pidgeons are secret government spies fitted with cameras her reasoning was that you never see a baby pigeon.. now as much as I thought she’s bonkers she does have a valid point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a young pigeon ever. Have you? Could she be onto something? Lol  |
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"One of my college buddies and I got talking about government spies the other day and she is convinced that pidgeons are secret government spies fitted with cameras her reasoning was that you never see a baby pigeon.. now as much as I thought she’s bonkers she does have a valid point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a young pigeon ever. Have you? Could she be onto something? Lol "
Hafe right they used for take geographic wether reports and such |
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"The stay in the nest till they are old enough to fly. By that point they look like a normal pigeon."
I can confirm this. There's a nest on the roof of the nest building to my work. Been watching them hatch & grow for a couple of years now.
Of course, they could still be captured & reprogrammed once they've learnt to fly.....  |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister. "
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all. |
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There is a subreddit (similar to a facebook page) on Reddit called "birds aren't real" with quite a big following who are convinced birds are actually government spy drones. There is actually a lot of info on there supporting this conspiracy theory lol. I think its bollocks, but that's only my opinion. |
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"The stay in the nest till they are old enough to fly. By that point they look like a normal pigeon.
Is it like a charging station?"
That’s what I said. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The CIA or some other such shady governmental agency is clearly manufacturing the little winged demons and releasing them for....well who knows what nefarious end!  "
Exactly!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all. "
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though. |
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To be honest, I think she's messing you about... or is very gullible.
BirdsArentReal is a 'fake' conspiracy started by a 20 year old philosophy student to show how easy it is to start a conspiracy, even if it is totally stupid and based on mistruths.
So it's spread a lot by people who just want to just have a laugh at conspiracy theory followers.
He has a website (BirdsArentReal) that details even more crazy facts about why birds can't be real... and sells loads of merch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though. "
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The stay in the nest till they are old enough to fly. By that point they look like a normal pigeon.
Is it like a charging station?
That’s what I said. "
Oooo. Probably is then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol "
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To be honest, I think she's messing you about... or is very gullible.
BirdsArentReal is a 'fake' conspiracy started by a 20 year old philosophy student to show how easy it is to start a conspiracy, even if it is totally stupid and based on mistruths.
So it's spread a lot by people who just want to just have a laugh at conspiracy theory followers.
He has a website (BirdsArentReal) that details even more crazy facts about why birds can't be real... and sells loads of merch. "
Interesting that they were a philosophy student who started this. One of our group wants to study philosophy further. I think she was genuinely serious. She also has an irrational phobia of primates especially gorillas. My college mates are a very interesting bunch. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The crow family can also mimic the sounds of other birds.
.....Typical spy technique that! "
Imitation is a form of flattery and also covert spy operations |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know? "
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed! "
One for sorrow as they say! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say! "
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it! "
Are you leader of them? I bet your “london” accent is all a cover story. Secretly you’re lord of the magpies aren’t you. Hmmmm I’m watching you Mr Widnes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me. "
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Are you leader of them? I bet your “london” accent is all a cover story. Secretly you’re lord of the magpies aren’t you. Hmmmm I’m watching you Mr Widnes. "
Shhhhh, don't be telling everyone on here! You know the forums are being monitored |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me.
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared. "
3 for a girl, 4 for a boy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me.
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared. "
3 for a girl 4 for a boy
That's one hell of a conspiracy theory if I'm pregnant with either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it! "
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me.
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared.
3 for a girl 4 for a boy
That's one hell of a conspiracy theory if I'm pregnant with either. "
Oh my word so what happens if you see say a group of 6 does that mean twins??? Who knows. These wild birds can’t be stopped. |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me.
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared.
3 for a girl 4 for a boy
That's one hell of a conspiracy theory if I'm pregnant with either.
Oh my word so what happens if you see say a group of 6 does that mean twins??? Who knows. These wild birds can’t be stopped. "
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret, never to be told.
Just gimme the silver x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me.
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared.
3 for a girl 4 for a boy
That's one hell of a conspiracy theory if I'm pregnant with either.
Oh my word so what happens if you see say a group of 6 does that mean twins??? Who knows. These wild birds can’t be stopped. "
1 for sorrow
2 for joy
3 for a girl
4 for a biy
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret never to be told. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me.
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared.
3 for a girl 4 for a boy
That's one hell of a conspiracy theory if I'm pregnant with either.
Oh my word so what happens if you see say a group of 6 does that mean twins??? Who knows. These wild birds can’t be stopped.
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret, never to be told.
Just gimme the silver x"
You beat me to it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think Alfred Hitchcock was trying to warn us all with his classic, The Birds.
It’s coming to pass I tell thee!  "
As was Orwell in Nineteen Eighty Four the world is becoming more Orwellian by the day. |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
Crows are worse. They’re known as a murder. That says it all.
Good point. You don't have salute them when they are alone though.
Oh my gosh someone else who does this! Everyone thinks I’m mad and I always say morning mr magpie if I see one lol
Well if you don't something bad will happen apparently. Doomed!
One for sorrow as they say!
It's 3 and 4 that scare the crap out of me.
What are 3 and 4. Oh now I’m scared.
3 for a girl 4 for a boy
That's one hell of a conspiracy theory if I'm pregnant with either.
Oh my word so what happens if you see say a group of 6 does that mean twins??? Who knows. These wild birds can’t be stopped.
5 for silver
6 for gold
7 for a secret, never to be told.
Just gimme the silver x
You beat me to it "
Sorry x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying. "
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU! "
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be honest, I think she's messing you about... or is very gullible.
BirdsArentReal is a 'fake' conspiracy started by a 20 year old philosophy student to show how easy it is to start a conspiracy, even if it is totally stupid and based on mistruths.
So it's spread a lot by people who just want to just have a laugh at conspiracy theory followers.
He has a website (BirdsArentReal) that details even more crazy facts about why birds can't be real... and sells loads of merch. "
Sort off it was started on the back off them useing pigeons and putting wether sensors on them to measur geographic atmosphere changes |
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"I think Alfred Hitchcock was trying to warn us all with his classic, The Birds.
It’s coming to pass I tell thee! "
I'm more concerned about the machines going on line!My lap top went weird earlier and sent messages to people of its own accord.
And Arnie's to old to save us yet again x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"To be honest, I think she's messing you about... or is very gullible.
BirdsArentReal is a 'fake' conspiracy started by a 20 year old philosophy student to show how easy it is to start a conspiracy, even if it is totally stupid and based on mistruths.
So it's spread a lot by people who just want to just have a laugh at conspiracy theory followers.
He has a website (BirdsArentReal) that details even more crazy facts about why birds can't be real... and sells loads of merch.
Sort off it was started on the back off them useing pigeons and putting wether sensors on them to measur geographic atmosphere changes "
We genuinely learnt about pigeons in our psychology lesson the other day they have their own magnetic field for location and they’ve tried to replicate it in humans using a magnetic belt with mixed results. I’m telling you pigeons are the stuff of sci Fi. |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills. "
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out. |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out. "
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out. "
So if we make the pidgeons look shiny the magpies should take them out. I'm not sure about the Crows though. |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out. "
It’s like the war all over again |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting "
That could be quite good fun to watch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting "
Welllllll, there is that  Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too  |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too "
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you |
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"I think Alfred Hitchcock was trying to warn us all with his classic, The Birds.
It’s coming to pass I tell thee!
I'm more concerned about the machines going on line!My lap top went weird earlier and sent messages to people of its own accord.
And Arnie's to old to save us yet again x"
‘Tis true; I have Alexa and she has a serious attitude issue: She refuses to answer even the simplest of questions, spies on me and is even sarcastic and semi rude to me on occasion.
Mind you.....she does have a nice voice so when the machines take over, it will at least sound soothing if nothing else |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
So if we make the pidgeons look shiny the magpies should take them out. I'm not sure about the Crows though. "
Yep, that would be a good start but with soooo many pigeons, we really do need to get the Crows involved to stand any chance of a fair fight! |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too "
Nope cos the cats will be too busy catching the birds...
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
It’s like the war all over again "
Not the cold war, just the feathered war |
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"Never mind the NWO and Illuminati it’s the birds we’ve gotta watch out for. Don’t even get me started on seagulls. "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you
Hasn’t he just lol "
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"I think Alfred Hitchcock was trying to warn us all with his classic, The Birds.
It’s coming to pass I tell thee!
I'm more concerned about the machines going on line!My lap top went weird earlier and sent messages to people of its own accord.
And Arnie's to old to save us yet again x
‘Tis true; I have Alexa and she has a serious attitude issue: She refuses to answer even the simplest of questions, spies on me and is even sarcastic and semi rude to me on occasion.
Mind you.....she does have a nice voice so when the machines take over, it will at least sound soothing if nothing else "
I can’t even say her name without fear of triggering mine.
She’s a pain and she’s definitely not sexy but Siri on the other hand when you switch him to
Female now she’s got a nice voice. |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you
Hasn’t he just lol
Never mind cats & birds, you can't teach an old dog new tricks "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
So if we make the pidgeons look shiny the magpies should take them out. I'm not sure about the Crows though.
Yep, that would be a good start but with soooo many pigeons, we really do need to get the Crows involved to stand any chance of a fair fight! "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Nope cos the cats will be too busy catching the birds...
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Nope cos the cats will be too busy catching the birds...
No, they'll fight each other for the chance to get at the birds and just wait until the tits start to get involved "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Nope cos the cats will be too busy catching the birds...
No, they'll fight each other for the chance to get at the birds and just wait until the tits start to get involved "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you
Hasn’t he just lol
Never mind cats & birds, you can't teach an old dog new tricks "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
So if we make the pidgeons look shiny the magpies should take them out. I'm not sure about the Crows though.
Yep, that would be a good start but with soooo many pigeons, we really do need to get the Crows involved to stand any chance of a fair fight!
I'll chuck glitter over the pidgeons to get the magpies going. You take care of the Crows. "
I'm scared of Crows.
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you
Hasn’t he just lol
Never mind cats & birds, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
There’s life in this old dog yet "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you
Hasn’t he just lol
Never mind cats & birds, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
Especially if the old dog has already got a lot of tricks "
You're incorrigible!
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
So if we make the pidgeons look shiny the magpies should take them out. I'm not sure about the Crows though.
Yep, that would be a good start but with soooo many pigeons, we really do need to get the Crows involved to stand any chance of a fair fight!
I'll chuck glitter over the pidgeons to get the magpies going. You take care of the Crows. "
If we get a load of worms or maggots and inject them with poison and feed them to the crows thats them taken care of. |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
So if we make the pidgeons look shiny the magpies should take them out. I'm not sure about the Crows though.
Yep, that would be a good start but with soooo many pigeons, we really do need to get the Crows involved to stand any chance of a fair fight!
I'll chuck glitter over the pidgeons to get the magpies going. You take care of the Crows. "
Get Sam Crow involved? |
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Nope cos the cats will be too busy catching the birds...
No, they'll fight each other for the chance to get at the birds and just wait until the tits start to get involved
Oh you had to go there didn’t you. Filthy animal. "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
So if we make the pidgeons look shiny the magpies should take them out. I'm not sure about the Crows though.
Yep, that would be a good start but with soooo many pigeons, we really do need to get the Crows involved to stand any chance of a fair fight!
I'll chuck glitter over the pidgeons to get the magpies going. You take care of the Crows.
Get Sam Crow involved? "
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"Not sure I've ever seen a baby magpie either, surely those buggers are more sinister.
They're Russian spies!
How do you know?
Because of their accent, they can't quite disguise it!
Ah I see. Pidgeons do sound much nicer in fairness. For a little while. Then it just gets annoying.
Very annoying after a while but that's British spies for you, just never know when to STFU!
That's when you need to brush up on your sniper skills.
Got to work out a way to set the Magpies and Crows on them. Then they can take each other out.
Lee, you just wanna see a load of birds fighting
Welllllll, there is that Though we could get a few cats involved as well and then see if any cat fights develop too
Birds and pussies - bloody one track mind, you
Hasn’t he just lol
Never mind cats & birds, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
Especially if the old dog has already got a lot of tricks
You're incorrigible!
I like it! "
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"The crow family can also mimic the sounds of other birds.
.....Typical spy technique that! "
The crow family can all talk! Jackdaw, magpie, crow, rook, raven... All talkers. Perhaps they have a built in loudspeaker... |
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"Well....someone asked me the other day what my job was, and I told him I am a spy.
He asked my why I'm dressed as a shepherd then?
I had to admit I'm a shepherd's spy."
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Oh my goodness I think your friend has actually cracked it and is totally right.
Iv always been suspicious of Pigeons because I think they always look at me funny now I know why! |
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"Oh my goodness I think your friend has actually cracked it and is totally right.
Iv always been suspicious of Pigeons because I think they always look at me funny now I know why! "
There eyes are cameras I reckon.
They’re definitely spies and I’ve definitely never seen a young one. |
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over a year ago
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"Oh my goodness I think your friend has actually cracked it and is totally right.
Iv always been suspicious of Pigeons because I think they always look at me funny now I know why!
There eyes are cameras I reckon.
They’re definitely spies and I’ve definitely never seen a young one. "
Maybe they have wifi to?
Or nocturnal signalling abilities like bats...! |
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"Oh my goodness I think your friend has actually cracked it and is totally right.
Iv always been suspicious of Pigeons because I think they always look at me funny now I know why!
There eyes are cameras I reckon.
They’re definitely spies and I’ve definitely never seen a young one.
Maybe they have wifi to?
Or nocturnal signalling abilities like bats...! "
Maybe they do! Maybe they’re being fitted with 5G???? |
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"Oh my goodness I think your friend has actually cracked it and is totally right.
Iv always been suspicious of Pigeons because I think they always look at me funny now I know why!
There eyes are cameras I reckon.
They’re definitely spies and I’ve definitely never seen a young one.
Maybe they have wifi to?
Or nocturnal signalling abilities like bats...!
Maybe they do! Maybe they’re being fitted with 5G????"
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Responding to various points in this thread:
- Lots of animals have a magnetic sense. I've read about at least one study that suggests this very much includes humans.
- Fear of non-human primates is entirely understandable. They're definitely on the slopes of the Uncanny Valley.
- I've seen baby pigeons. Came across a nest while exploring an abandoned building. They were small and fluffy and nervous, and I quickly backed away and left them alone so as not to distress them.
- Crows are fucking brilliant. Incredibly smart, very sophisticated, much better people than most humans. One of the worst things about the pandemic is that because all the takeaways around here are closed, the flock of nearly thirty crows that lived around here dispersed and I don't see them any more. More friends that I'm missing.
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"Oh my goodness I think your friend has actually cracked it and is totally right.
Iv always been suspicious of Pigeons because I think they always look at me funny now I know why!
There eyes are cameras I reckon.
They’re definitely spies and I’ve definitely never seen a young one.
Maybe they have wifi to?
Or nocturnal signalling abilities like bats...!
Maybe they do! Maybe they’re being fitted with 5G????"
Nope, 5G is fitted in all the new lampposts that are popping up everywhere (said lampposts are also charging points for pigeons as well). Pigeons are in fact fitted with 7G, they're future proofed |
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Ahh lol
As a young teen I kept pigeons
Mostly racing
A few tumblers and 4 fantails ( they are like the pin up girls and hunks in the pigeon world)
After about 1 years a mating pair had chicks,
I Can tell you this OP young pigeons are one of nature's ugly creations,
Picture a giant ant with no legs a beek and 2 stumps that eventually turn to wings,,
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Big brother is watching you.
Yes the government is tracking your every movement.
The next time you see bird pooh on your car. You should be alarmed. Because you have been singled out. That bird shit that has splatted on your windscreen and bonnet, contains a micro tracking system.
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"One of my college buddies and I got talking about government spies the other day and she is convinced that pidgeons are secret government spies fitted with cameras her reasoning was that you never see a baby pigeon.. now as much as I thought she’s bonkers she does have a valid point. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a young pigeon ever. Have you? Could she be onto something? Lol "
There are plenty about, a guy breeds them not that far away and he has dozens of baby ones every year so they most definitely do exist I have seen them. |
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"To be honest, I think she's messing you about... or is very gullible.
BirdsArentReal is a 'fake' conspiracy started by a 20 year old philosophy student to show how easy it is to start a conspiracy, even if it is totally stupid and based on mistruths.
So it's spread a lot by people who just want to just have a laugh at conspiracy theory followers.
He has a website (BirdsArentReal) that details even more crazy facts about why birds can't be real... and sells loads of merch.
Interesting that they were a philosophy student who started this. One of our group wants to study philosophy further. I think she was genuinely serious. She also has an irrational phobia of primates especially gorillas. My college mates are a very interesting bunch. "
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"And you thought you were getting Chicken in your Chinese Chicken Curry.
The younger pigeons are sitting ducks....well you know what I mean
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Hahaha I always thought it was rat. Now I’m questioning everything I ever knew. |
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"My cats must be robots then amount of pigeons they eat "
You’ve just solved it... we need to breed more cats to kill these sky rats. Although I do firmly believe that cats could and will take over the world one day. |
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"My cats must be robots then amount of pigeons they eat
You’ve just solved it... we need to breed more cats to kill these sky rats. Although I do firmly believe that cats could and will take over the world one day. "
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"Where do they go to die? You never see them drop out of the sky or dead on a pavement"
Pigeons? Yeah, you do. I also see them splattered by cars and torn apart by peregrine falcons. There was a dead one in the courtyard at work before the pandemic. I've also seen my local crows devouring the corpses. |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
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Since I rescued a baby magpie while ago I noticed just by the look I was getting that it's was very intelligent after being fed just sat there watching the movie I was watching like actually glued to the television like I wasn't even their but crows have serious issues no manners at all but the pigeon is superior given amount so does sound like some kinda confusion conspiracy going on |
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"Since I rescued a baby magpie while ago I noticed just by the look I was getting that it's was very intelligent after being fed just sat there watching the movie I was watching like actually glued to the television like I wasn't even their but crows have serious issues no manners at all but the pigeon is superior given amount so does sound like some kinda confusion conspiracy going on "
What was it watching? |
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I’ve worked on loads of roofs in London and I can confirm that there are an absolute shitload of pigeon nests and baby pigeons. Seen them in all sorts of places. Last one was underneath a temporary set of stairs leading to a balcony at Koko. Sorry for pissing on your mates campfire |
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Funny enough, I was in my garden earlier when I suddenly became aware of the oppressive stare of maliferous eyes upon me.
I looked up to see a Robin.
Clearly he/she was an agent of some shady government agency or secret cabal....so I ran back indoors and locked myself in.
Be warned, it’s a full on avian conspiracy folks
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"Funny enough, I was in my garden earlier when I suddenly became aware of the oppressive stare of maliferous eyes upon me.
I looked up to see a Robin.
Clearly he/she was an agent of some shady government agency or secret cabal....so I ran back indoors and locked myself in.
Be warned, it’s a full on avian conspiracy folks
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Don't get me started on the geese |
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"Funny enough, I was in my garden earlier when I suddenly became aware of the oppressive stare of maliferous eyes upon me.
I looked up to see a Robin.
Clearly he/she was an agent of some shady government agency or secret cabal....so I ran back indoors and locked myself in.
Be warned, it’s a full on avian conspiracy folks
Don't get me started on the geese "
Those bastards are evil incarnate! Deadly on both the ground with savage beaks and skilled aerial combatants to, flying in squadrons whilst gabbling noisily and dropping faecal bombardment on us! |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Since I rescued a baby magpie while ago I noticed just by the look I was getting that it's was very intelligent after being fed just sat there watching the movie I was watching like actually glued to the television like I wasn't even their but crows have serious issues no manners at all but the pigeon is superior given amount so does sound like some kinda confusion conspiracy going on
What was it watching? "
Tbh was a while ago this year not pointing the finger directly at guys but you know when the lady is trying to get his attention and he doesn't even flinch well you'd think this magpie was stoned or something full concentration doubt was a interesting movie but the birdie was enjoying it shame it never got to see the end as it was way past 11pm it's bedtime love my wild birdies have over 15 years generation after generation of families think they are all spying because at meal times they all eat together which is unusual crow pigeon magpie thrush list goes on
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