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"Good eeeeeeevening erect.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleigh. I like your white pants. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, nice one! ¹stface"
I like your Santa hat.
Congratulations on the emoji success pal.
I started a paradox thread for my own amusement, its gathering momentum as we speak. |
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit  and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good eeeeeeevening erect.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sleigh. I like your white pants. And, you're tonight's ¹st poster, nice one! ¹stface
I like your Santa hat.
Congratulations on the emoji success pal.
I started a paradox thread for my own amusement, its gathering momentum as we speak."
Ayyyyy.
Thank you you very. Those new emojis feel like my babies.
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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.
Loving the thread title Jim, how’s it hanging? we are playing giant jenga, drinking tizer and listening to the penguin cafe orchestra. |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.
Loving the thread title Jim, how’s it hanging? we are playing giant jenga, drinking tizer and listening to the penguin cafe orchestra. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to the left. I thought you might like the thread title, I'm glad you do. I thought of you when I wrote it. Who's winning? |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
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Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow "
Oh, blimey, that'll keep you busy. Get better very, very soon. |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow
Oh, blimey, that'll keep you busy. Get better very, very soon."
Thank you, Jim  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's your day been?
It was a quiet day for me, got out for a while but painful joints forced me home to rest. "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a very average day.
You'll probably need a day or two of rest after your weekend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today I've felt a bit and had to go to bed in the middle of the day. Mr KC bought me some reviving meds but I still have a lot of horrible sinus pressure and my head is very unhappy. It's lovely to see you this fine nocturnal evening though.
I played board games at the weekend with the Mini One. We have a "500 games compendium" but I think we invented some extras
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You have been working hard recently, that probably didn't help. Rest up.
Well, I have to be ready to be on interview panels all day tomorrow so I hope my head feels better tomorrow
Oh, blimey, that'll keep you busy. Get better very, very soon.
Thank you, Jim "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Evening Jim, been a long time again but I'm still here 
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. You're always welcome to come and go. How are you?"
Not so bad, thank you, keep loving your Forum posts |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Evening Jim, been a long time again but I'm still here
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doc. You're always welcome to come and go. How are you?
Not so bad, thank you, keep loving your Forum posts "
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's your day been?
It was a quiet day for me, got out for a while but painful joints forced me home to rest.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a very average day.
You'll probably need a day or two of rest after your weekend."
It's more like the Arthritis which is taking over, though the weekend didn't help!  |
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.
Loving the thread title Jim, how’s it hanging? we are playing giant jenga, drinking tizer and listening to the penguin cafe orchestra.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to the left. I thought you might like the thread title, I'm glad you do. I thought of you when I wrote it. Who's winning?"
We are level pegging at the moment, I probably shouldn’t mention pegging on here though. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good Eeeevening Jim.
How's your day been?
It was a quiet day for me, got out for a while but painful joints forced me home to rest.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a very average day.
You'll probably need a day or two of rest after your weekend.
It's more like the Arthritis which is taking over, though the weekend didn't help! "
*Nods* Take it easy. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.
Loving the thread title Jim, how’s it hanging? we are playing giant jenga, drinking tizer and listening to the penguin cafe orchestra.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, CC. It's hanging to the left. I thought you might like the thread title, I'm glad you do. I thought of you when I wrote it. Who's winning?
We are level pegging at the moment, I probably shouldn’t mention pegging on here though. "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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" . My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr  
*Strokes*"
...oops better scarper...I should be in my basket... ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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". My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*
Public pussy stroking, Jim? Goodness gracious  "
I'm catting. |
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". My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*
Public pussy stroking, Jim? Goodness gracious
I'm catting."
Is that what they call it these days?!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening everyone...just looking for my little ...she seems to have disappeared..."
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Is she in her basket? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned! 
What are your thoughts on catnip?
Addictive and makes me crazier than normal "
You crazy cat. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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". My cat mummy will be along later...I'm just signing her in....
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.
Puuuuuurrrr
*Strokes*
Public pussy stroking, Jim? Goodness gracious
I'm catting.
Is that what they call it these days?! "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Good evening everyone...just looking for my little ...she seems to have disappeared...
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Is she in her basket?
She should be...little s**t "
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Did you know when your long blinks at you they are telling you they love you...and you long blink back...if you love them... "
Oh my!!!!!!!
Oh Samiss! This has completely changed the dynamic I have with pennie! I thought that was exasperation when he did that. I didn’t realise he was fond of me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People are speaking my language!! I have been summoned!
What are your thoughts on catnip?
Addictive and makes me crazier than normal
You crazy cat."
Meow my friend  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Did you know when your long blinks at you they are telling you they love you...and you long blink back...if you love them...
Oh my!!!!!!!
Oh Samiss! This has completely changed the dynamic I have with pennie! I thought that was exasperation when he did that. I didn’t realise he was fond of me! "
Aaw, he loved you all the time and you didn't know... |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X"
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave "
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable  |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable "
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this "
Cats never forget. |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."
Shrewsbury hasn’t forgotten Shrewsbury’s own Charles Darwin |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."
Molly forgets where her basket is... |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
So that's where they get their supremeness from! "
They are some mightily aloof creatures |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget."
I thought that was elephants, but my bad.
*Hops off muttering something about Col. Harty in Jungle Book* |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me "
Why do we give into them though?.. |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 "
I didn't know that car years and cat years were the same thing. You learn something new everyday |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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If a dog wags its tail, it is often to express happiness.
If a cat is wagging its tail, it is a warning to say "you've pushed your luck too much so back off!"
Plus, when a cat rubs itself on your face or body, it is happy, content and recognising you as its territory! |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Shrewsbury hasn’t forgotten Shrewsbury’s own Charles Darwin "
I like Salisbury. Did you know that the Cathedral is famous for its 123-metre spire? Comrade..... |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me "
‘Kneel before Mog!’ |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 "
Aaw, bless her. As a child, we had a big ginger Tom called Sam, he was at least 23 when he died. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Shrewsbury hasn’t forgotten Shrewsbury’s own Charles Darwin "
That's true. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was neven depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100 "
Aw. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl! "
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100
I didn't know that car years and cat years were the same thing. You learn something new everyday "
I think they start off differently to dogs with the first two years approximately equating to 25 human years but slow up somewhat after that.
They also have an optimum hunting span (typically within their first four years according to many) before they become lazy and disinterested (as do men in many marriages) |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I thought that was elephants, but my bad.
*Hops off muttering something about Col. Harty in Jungle Book*"
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"If a dog wags its tail, it is often to express happiness.
If a cat is wagging its tail, it is a warning to say "you've pushed your luck too much so back off!"
Plus, when a cat rubs itself on your face or body, it is happy, content and recognising you as its territory!"
Haha! I've been claimed Iain! Miss Molly slaps me on the nose in the morning, I think it means 'get my breakfast now'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
Why do we give into them though?.. "
Because they are the best of mammals? |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"If a dog wags its tail, it is often to express happiness.
If a cat is wagging its tail, it is a warning to say "you've pushed your luck too much so back off!"
Plus, when a cat rubs itself on your face or body, it is happy, content and recognising you as its territory!
Haha! I've been claimed Iain! Miss Molly slaps me on the nose in the morning, I think it means 'get my breakfast now'! "
But if she slaps you with claws retracted, it's her playing with you! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
Why do we give into them though?..
Because they are the best of mammals? "
Yes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
‘Kneel before Mog!’ "
Praise be! You shall be head booped and provided with all the dead mice you can eat. |
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Another interesting cat fact; They often find direct and prolonged eye contact from humans as intimidating (and will thus sometimes take a swipe! - so beware!)
It is said therefore, that to make a cat feel secure around you, it is judicious to close your eyes and mimic a yawn. This latter act is additionally recognised by cats as a sign that you are relaxed and thus pose no threat. |
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"Another interesting cat fact; They often find direct and prolonged eye contact from humans as intimidating (and will thus sometimes take a swipe! - so beware!)
It is said therefore, that to make a cat feel secure around you, it is judicious to close your eyes and mimic a yawn. This latter act is additionally recognised by cats as a sign that you are relaxed and thus pose no threat. "
It’s all in the squint when gaining a cats trust.
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name "
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
Damn right! Worship me people! Bow before me
Why do we give into them though?..
Because they are the best of mammals? "
Yeah |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Another interesting cat fact; They often find direct and prolonged eye contact from humans as intimidating (and will thus sometimes take a swipe! - so beware!)
It is said therefore, that to make a cat feel secure around you, it is judicious to close your eyes and mimic a yawn. This latter act is additionally recognised by cats as a sign that you are relaxed and thus pose no threat.
It’s all in the squint when gaining a cats trust.
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It's also said a Slow Blink motion by humans towards cats is acceptable to them. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"If a dog wags its tail, it is often to express happiness.
If a cat is wagging its tail, it is a warning to say "you've pushed your luck too much so back off!"
Plus, when a cat rubs itself on your face or body, it is happy, content and recognising you as its territory!
Haha! I've been claimed Iain! Miss Molly slaps me on the nose in the morning, I think it means 'get my breakfast now'!
But if she slaps you with claws retracted, it's her playing with you!"
No...her claws are out!...that's the only way she'll wake me up |
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And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least |
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"The ancient Egyptians used to worship cats (Bastet was even depicted as a cat headed Goddess)
....Cats have never forgotten this
Cats never forget.
I was trying to work out my cars age.
She’s a grand old 17 which in cat years is......probably well over 100
I didn't know that car years and cat years were the same thing. You learn something new everyday
I think they start off differently to dogs with the first two years approximately equating to 25 human years but slow up somewhat after that.
They also have an optimum hunting span (typically within their first four years according to many) before they become lazy and disinterested (as do men in many marriages) "
My car is 11yrs old, but still very limber and keen to please |
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"Another interesting cat fact; They often find direct and prolonged eye contact from humans as intimidating (and will thus sometimes take a swipe! - so beware!)
It is said therefore, that to make a cat feel secure around you, it is judicious to close your eyes and mimic a yawn. This latter act is additionally recognised by cats as a sign that you are relaxed and thus pose no threat. "
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least "
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related |
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related "
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner |
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner "
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that "
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute "
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X |
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork "
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner "
Haha! It can be quite painful |
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc. "
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’ |
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’ "
Not even a little prick? |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X"
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens |
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"And yet another fascinating cat factoid which most cat owners know: When a cat is sitting on your lap and typically starts digging it’s claws into you in ‘rhythmic’ like motions, although hardly a pleasant sensation (for the human recipient) - the cat is actually demonstrating happiness from a memory from kitten-hood (is that a word?) wherein they would have performed the same motion upon their mother’s stomach in order to stimulate the milk flow.
Or so the theory goes at least
Now this I know about, when Molly comes to bed with me, she lays in the crook of my arm and does this on my arm, it sends her to sleep. I had read it could be kitten hood related
I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick? "
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt.... |
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens "
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt.... "
Now you're talking  |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking "
Did someone say prick? |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick? "
We did..... |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did..... "
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about! |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
chelmsford |
"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens
Awwwww "
I know, it still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it and the cruelty of it all.One of her boys looked like a tuxedo cat. |
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens
Awwwww
I know, it still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it and the cruelty of it all.One of her boys looked like a tuxedo cat."
I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear |
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I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear "
Did he only eat Felix? My dad had a cat for 20yrs who would only eat Felix (the meat flavours, not the fish). We bought other cat food and he studiously ignored it. |
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By *amissCouple
over a year ago
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"Do we have any cat facts?
Yup!!
Did you know the Maine Coone cat is descended from a Norwegian cat that is now extinct? X
omg they are beautiful! My friend Billy on here has 6 of them and they go swimming with him! He has a little girl cat called Dave
I’m kinda opposed to giving animals people names... but calling a girl cat Dave is kinda adorable
Yeah, she likes it..Billy thought she was a boy, coz it can be tricky to tell the difference, but it turned out he was a girl!
That’s really damn cute!!
My two are called Curzon (my tuxedo boy) and Jadzia (my tiny tabby girl). Suddenly I want another girl cat so I can call her a daft human name
Aaw, tuxedos are beautiful. Molly is pretty much the opposite. She is white with black markings. She has what looks like a black paw mark on her nose, it's so cute
She sounds gorgeous! and sounds like a proper little princess too! X
Oh she is. She turned up in our garden, 2 years ago, with 3 kittens in tow. We think they may have been dumped in our village. She was exhausted, bless her. She was barely a kitten herself. So we kept her and rehomed the kittens
Awwwww
I know, it still brings a tear to my eye thinking about it and the cruelty of it all.One of her boys looked like a tuxedo cat.
I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear "
That's strange for a cat |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about! "
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his. |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his. "
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick |
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I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear
Did he only eat Felix? My dad had a cat for 20yrs who would only eat Felix (the meat flavours, not the fish). We bought other cat food and he studiously ignored it."
Thomas was a snob I think - he watched the classy adverts and subsequently settled only for Sheba |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick "
I much prefer chorizo |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo "
Ooooooooo spicy
All this talk of sausage is making me hungry |
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I’ve had more than in pair of trousers ruined by cats sitting on my lap and hacking me to shreds in the said manner
You'd defo need new Y fronts after that
My legs subsequently resembled pulled pork
I'd like to make a smutty comment, but it feels wrong. Something about pork sausages etc etc.
As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo
Ooooooooo spicy
All this talk of sausage is making me hungry "
Same, I should just go to bed though |
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I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear
Did he only eat Felix? My dad had a cat for 20yrs who would only eat Felix (the meat flavours, not the fish). We bought other cat food and he studiously ignored it.
Thomas was a snob I think - he watched the classy adverts and subsequently settled only for Sheba "
And Ferrero Rocher for pudding?
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As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo
Ooooooooo spicy
All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though "
That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited.
Goodnight campers |
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.  "
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind? |
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I used to have one similar (his name was Thomas) - never before has a cat been so fussy over his food though I swear
Did he only eat Felix? My dad had a cat for 20yrs who would only eat Felix (the meat flavours, not the fish). We bought other cat food and he studiously ignored it.
Thomas was a snob I think - he watched the classy adverts and subsequently settled only for Sheba
And Ferrero Rocher for pudding?
"
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?"
Good evening Erect one.
What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer. |
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As the late Gary Rhodes used to earnestly urge his viewers, ‘Don’t prick them.’
Not even a little prick?
Well....I’m sure one couldn’t hurt....
Now you're talking
Did someone say prick?
We did.....
Well, well, if it isn't our saucy friends from Worcester coming to see what all the is about!
Apologies for the delay, I always perk up when I hear talk of pricks but I was busy discussing with another forumite how he shouldn’t feel defined by his.
I'm saw
That one is more bratwurst than prick
I much prefer chorizo
Ooooooooo spicy
All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though
That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited.
Goodnight campers "
Night Night Kinky; Sleep tight |
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All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though
That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited.
Goodnight campers
Night Night Kinky; Sleep tight "
Goodnight Sensual
And goodnight and thank you Jim |
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?
Good evening Erect one.
What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer. "
Oh, crikey. You're welcome to talk, if you want to. |
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All this talk of sausage is making me hungry
Same, I should just go to bed though
That's exactly what I'm going to do before I get myself too over excited.
Goodnight campers
Night Night Kinky; Sleep tight
Goodnight Sensual
And goodnight and thank you Jim "
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?
Good evening Erect one.
What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer.
Oh, crikey. You're welcome to talk, if you want to."
It'll keep. But thank you, appreciated.
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"Good morning all. Guess who can't sleep. I got into bed at 11 something and I'm still awake.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Petite. Is there something on your mind?
Good evening Erect one.
What isn't in my mind is probably a much easier one to answer.
Oh, crikey. You're welcome to talk, if you want to.
It'll keep. But thank you, appreciated.
Maybe I should count sheep? "
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"Spent my day Xmas shopping and wrapping presents. I am now heading for a bath.
Sounds like a good day to me lovely! X"
It was as spent with my daughter.
My body is still in nightshift mode despite being off which is so annoying. Hopefully after my bath i will manage to sleep. |
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on the wall? Lurking? 
Talk about anything you want. Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.
Let's nocturnal. 
Hello darlings, are we well? 
