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Come on guys n girls !  
It’ssssss FRIDAY ! TGIF
If you’re in ... you’re in ! Anyone who’s in are willing to accept your best flirting
So get your game face on 
Introduce yourself here 
Give us a few selling points ...
why you’re here and what you’re good /great / extraordinary at  |
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"Come on guys n girls !
It’ssssss FRIDAY ! TGIF
If you’re in ... you’re in ! Anyone who’s in are willing to accept your best flirting
So get your game face on
Introduce yourself here
Give us a few selling points ...
why you’re here and what you’re good /great / extraordinary at "
I’ll go first
I’m Ryan
I’m a Yorkshire gentleman
I’m here to have loads of fun starting with making you laugh 
I’m an extraordinary kiss
And the the rest you’ll find out one day (hopefully post COVID )
Happy Friday  |
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over a year ago
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I'm Dave. I consider myself and have been described as a gentleman. I've also been described as lovely, kind, thoughtful and... filthy. I identify and accept all of that. I take kissing to a competitive level, but always come second |
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over a year ago
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Flirt?
Me?  
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards |
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards "
Dont think you missed anything there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards
Dont think you missed anything there "
There's always more slim...i never give it all so soon |
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards "
I’d like to see the cherry stem trick ...
Also would you prove the no gag reflex ?
I’d like to see how you ride while having your face sat on ... I can’t visualise that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards
I’d like to see the cherry stem trick ...
Also would you prove the no gag reflex ?
I’d like to see how you ride while having your face sat on ... I can’t visualise that "
I have a video I may pop on our profile at somepoint...J can confirm the lack of gag reflex, as do some of our pics
I'm very bendy...tbh tho reverse cowgirl with her in front legs akimbo would prolly be more comfy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not good at flirting although a certain lovely lady Forumite disagrees!
Anyway, I'm Mike, quite shy and reserved but warm up as I get to know you more very romantic with a devilish twist! |
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards
I’d like to see the cherry stem trick ...
Also would you prove the no gag reflex ?
I’d like to see how you ride while having your face sat on ... I can’t visualise that
I have a video I may pop on our profile at somepoint...J can confirm the lack of gag reflex, as do some of our pics
I'm very bendy...tbh tho reverse cowgirl with her in front legs akimbo would prolly be more comfy "
Ahh it’s a shame I’m not a member I’d of liked to see that video 
Ooo I like a bendy lady !
That sounds perfect |
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"We're terrible at flirting. And can never take social cues.
We tend to be the life of the party. Fun, drinks and laughter.
Just not been lucky enough to find someone to play with. "
Well your wet white shirt
Makes me want to party with you
I can hear “ it’s getting hot in hear ... so take off all your clothes “ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point?  "
Oh dear look at you saying the magic word toes and look at all the cocks goes up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a terrible flirt....that's to be read as I am terrible at flirting, not as I flirt a great deal.
However, if you like suits, you'll like mine and I can hold a conversation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just thinking about all of you sexy women sat in your settee or in your bed, texting or messaging on here, smiling and giggling, curling your sexy toes of excitement even wet lightly your knickers either of laughing or naughty thoughts |
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"Does being able to wiggle your little toes independently count as a selling point? "
Well to someone who has alittle foot fetish 
It does and what lovely feet you have too
Get your coat miss you’ve pulled
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love flirting. Something to do with the game, posture, gesture, giggles, chemistry or not. I have a bank staff at work and when she’s on my shift we always flirt innocently just for the game, I don’t think she fancy me but she likes me. I am easy going and most of the time charming as I love women. Even if sometime they don’t show the reciprocity lol! |
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly 
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt. 
As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?"
Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.
And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tom here, I think I’m a funny guy which is usually said by those that aren’t. I don’t think my body is too shabby and I quite like how my cock looks too!Think I’m underrated on fab, come and find out |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
You and I both but I've stated which "terrible" I am. Are you the other "terrible"?"
You're not as bad as you think you are...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation "
Hello gorgeous you |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?"
I never flirt. Ever. I'm known for it. For not flirting I mean. Obviously |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?
Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.
And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus "
Shh woman. Don't blow my cover  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation "
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you "
Me?
Oh you
Hi |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
The lady doth protest too much, methinks. "
Noooooooo...... shh |
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?
Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.
And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus
Shh woman. Don't blow my cover "
The  is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Flirt, what's that????
I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you
Me?
Oh you
Hi "
Yes you lol |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?
Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.
And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus
Shh woman. Don't blow my cover
The is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid xx"
You put your pussy away woman!
Or.... y'know |
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?
Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.
And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus
Shh woman. Don't blow my cover
The is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid xx
You put your pussy away woman!
Or.... y'know "
*Puts pussy back in pants & goes looking for biscuits* c |
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"Flirt, what's that????
I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!
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Oh, you lovely man, you. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
As in "I'm a terrible flirt" = "I flirt a great deal"?
Miles, Posh is a "terrible" flirt, in the same way I am a "terrible" flirt. That should give you an idea.
And you, my good man, are a very good flirt, when you actually do it. Oo-er, missus
Shh woman. Don't blow my cover
The is well & truly out the bag, I'm afraid xx
You put your pussy away woman!
Or.... y'know
*Puts pussy back in pants & goes looking for biscuits* c"
I have biscuits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirt, what's that????
I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!
Oh, you lovely man, you. "
You flirting Miss Red |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you
Me?
Oh you
Hi
Yes you lol"
Hi handsome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you
Me?
Oh you
Hi
Yes you lol
Hi handsome "
Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you
Me?
Oh you
Hi
Yes you lol
Hi handsome
Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off "
Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you
Me?
Oh you
Hi
Yes you lol
Hi handsome
Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off
Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on)"
Better still I'll put your panties on and you can blow me off |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you
Me?
Oh you
Hi
Yes you lol
Hi handsome
Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off
Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on)
Better still I'll put your panties on and you can blow me off "
Oh ffs. So I still need to find knickers then? |
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"Flirt, what's that????
I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!
Oh, you lovely man, you.
You flirting Miss Red "
Maybe xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a terrible flirt allegedly
Terrible - noooooo.
You're an amazing flirt.
Nah.... me.... never. Awful at it.
But thanks for the appreciation
Hello gorgeous you
Me?
Oh you
Hi
Yes you lol
Hi handsome
Hold on to your panties, im coming over to blow them off
Ah. Ok then (goes to put panties on)
Better still I'll put your panties on and you can blow me off
Oh ffs. So I still need to find knickers then?"
And lots of lipstick so I can see the tide mark lol |
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"Flirt, what's that????
I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!
Oh, you lovely man, you.
You flirting Miss Red
Maybe xx"
Or Rudolph will you ride my sleigh tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey sexy Red
Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...
Ooh, an alliterative lyricist? Me likey "
With 2 Black Country Boys to flirt with you can likey a lottey |
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"Flirt, what's that????
I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!
Oh, you lovely man, you.
You flirting Miss Red
Maybe xx
Or Rudolph will you ride my sleigh tonight "
How could I not, when you ask so nicely |
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"Hey sexy Red
Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...
Ooh, an alliterative lyricist? Me likey
With 2 Black Country Boys to flirt with you can likey a lottey "
I'd certainly have my hands full with the two of you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Flirt, what's that????
I'm just me,an average bloke from the sunny old Midlands, call me old fashioned??? I just go with the flow,be myself, polite and courteous, what will be will be!!!!
Oh, you lovely man, you.
You flirting Miss Red
Maybe xx
Or Rudolph will you ride my sleigh tonight
How could I not, when you ask so nicely "
Now there's a thought |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey sexy Red
Rudolph with your nose so bright, I'll tease his nose for your delight...
Ooh, an alliterative lyricist? Me likey
With 2 Black Country Boys to flirt with you can likey a lottey
I'd certainly have my hands full with the two of you "
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards "
I do have to say I like all the qualities you listed and I can remember seeing the cherry stem
But I think you forgot to put that you are intelligent, kind and a lovely human too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards
I do have to say I like all the qualities you listed and I can remember seeing the cherry stem
But I think you forgot to put that you are intelligent, kind and a lovely human too "
You're pretty awesome yourself 
Lu |
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"Flirt?
Me?
Ok...
I'm Lu... I like cake and pretty women... clearly I enjoy things I can devour
I also like fit and funny bi men I can share with my fit and funny bi man...
I can also do the splits and tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds...(happy to prove both)
Lu
Oh...and I have zero gag reflex and I will ride Jeff like seabiscuit whilst gathering multiple orgasms from the woman sat on my face and say thank you afterwards
I do have to say I like all the qualities you listed and I can remember seeing the cherry stem
But I think you forgot to put that you are intelligent, kind and a lovely human too
You're pretty awesome yourself
Lu "
One does ones best milady Lu thank you for the smile |
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over a year ago
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Have you seen a squirrel crossing the streets? Yeah right, my decision-making skills resemble it.
I am different. That’s my difference.
I am the peanut butter you’ve been craving for!
I am waiting for blessings that aren’t in disguise.
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