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I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence.
The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust.
Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières.
Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them. |
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence.
The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust.
Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières.
Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them."
*Claps* nice try lol |
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence.
The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust.
Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières.
Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them.
*Claps* nice try lol"
 I’m hoping that other chaps will thank me for my earnest efforts to |
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence.
The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust.
Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières.
Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them.
*Claps* nice try lol
I’m hoping that other chaps will thank me for my earnest efforts to "
Meh, I'm more of a tit man but you bask in your own glorious achievements as you have clearly earned it  |
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence.
The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust.
Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières.
Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them."
Will my Sept 26th pic do? |
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"I shall preface this with a sincere apology for my possible impertinence.
The thing is.....I have a bizarre medical condition which basically entails that if I do not see pictures of your beautiful bums then I shall spontaneously combust.
Specifically today, I am desiring to see photos of you laying on your front, naked, bar for your knickers so that I may ogle over the sensual curvature of your derrières.
Please, help me in my plight; If you have any such photos on your profile, please, please direct me to them.
Will my Sept 26th pic do? "
 Ooo yes indeed it does!
The good news: I am no longer about to burst into flames.
The bad news: There is now a curious tingling and rigidity in my loin region....
Shall I show my doctor? |
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"Keep those bums coming ladies; I am salivating nicely here - Er....I mean, my bizarre, extremely rare and potentially fatal um...medical condition is being kept at bay  "
My pic isn’t to your exacting requirements but I hope it helps x |
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"Keep those bums coming ladies; I am salivating nicely here - Er....I mean, my bizarre, extremely rare and potentially fatal um...medical condition is being kept at bay
My pic isn’t to your exacting requirements but I hope it helps x"
Oh it does indeed! |
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"I have a few on our profile. But not with Knickers on I’m afraid.
Hope that helps put out the fire for a bit. Will try harder next time to help ease your suffering "
I don’t mind knickers off...
I absolutely love the Autumnal background by the way; Beautifully done and wonderfully artistic |
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"Funny I have this same medical condition  ...
 We must stand strong my fellow sufferer; The medical world may not understand our condition but we must remain steadfast in our claims and our subsequent earnest entreaties to the lovely ladies of FAB "
Don’t worry .. I have the fabulance at our disposal should it be needed ... it’s a painful condition I know .. keep strong pal |
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