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Words I Don't Want To Hear In 2021
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which ones? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Corona |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unprecedented |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Trump |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bubble |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And here We have Rangers the newly crowned SPL Champions  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The new normal |
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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago
London |
2020. It's been a year to forget.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Woke |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
John Lewis calls in the receivers.
Will the last person please turn off the lights, on the high street.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"John Lewis calls in the receivers.
Will the last person please turn off the lights, on the high street. "
Aw that made me sad! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Lockdown’
‘Tier’
‘Hand sanitiser’
‘Do you accommodate?’
‘Send pics’
‘Stop eating cake you’ll get fat’
I think thats covered it.... i might return  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Corona "
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life, the night, oh yeah
The rythm of the night
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm of my life
This is the rythm
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Social distancing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry could not resist it  |
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Gym is closed
You can’t go on holiday
Supermarket shelves are empty
No PPE
Self isolation
Swab Tests
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dominic Cummings |
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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago
Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;) |
"Corona "
Only with a slice of lime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The name Matt Hancock |
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"Sorry but your vagina has fallen off due to lack of use "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ramping up
Under constant review
Wrapped our arms around |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The term social distancing is starting irritate!! |
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Going to be a lot of disappointed folks looking at those words
Personally I’d like not to hear “runners up again, bottlers” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 metres apart... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do!" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""I do!" "
That tickled me |
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Munging.
.....Just kidding! I want to hear it a great deal more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No baby.. Tier fucking 3 fecking feks sake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How are you... No really ... Hoooooooow are you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dick pic attached |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Kane out for 8 weeks and will miss the end of the season |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Donald J Trump |
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"You’re on mute!"
Oh god I'm so over zoom meetings with IT illiterate managers.
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"Dick pic attached"
That made me laugh |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
somewhere, someplace |
More words I don't want to say, 'can you just pop your mask back up over your nose ta'
I'm like a broken record |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Unexpected item in bagging area
...getting sick of that one now |
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That bloody Just Eat advert with Snoop Dog
Does my head in grrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holiday cancelled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dick pic attached
That made me laugh "
Do long since I've seen one i might put an appeal haha
I might print one and put it behind my work screen  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
'We're sorry to inform you that the gig you bought tickets for in 2019 that was postponed to 2021 has now been postponed to 2022 - you still can't claim a refund as we've not actually cancelled it' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Rate my cock |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re on mute!"
Your thighs do leave me a bit speechless though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Self isolate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Next slide please |
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"'We're sorry to inform you that the gig you bought tickets for in 2019 that was postponed to 2021 has now been postponed to 2022 - you still can't claim a refund as we've not actually cancelled it'"
I’m expecting that one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'We're sorry to inform you that the gig you bought tickets for in 2019 that was postponed to 2021 has now been postponed to 2022 - you still can't claim a refund as we've not actually cancelled it'"
I had a faithless gig cancel as the eurostar pulled out of london enroute to see them in Paris  |
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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago
In my happy place |
Working from home
Refund
Appointment cancelled |
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"'We're sorry to inform you that the gig you bought tickets for in 2019 that was postponed to 2021 has now been postponed to 2022 - you still can't claim a refund as we've not actually cancelled it'"
You've just reminded me, one comedy gig I've had resched 3 times this year, there's been tumble w@@d since Nov.. |
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"You’re on mute!
Your thighs do leave me a bit speechless though "
Ha ha why thankyou |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I share my screen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"[Removed by poster at 09/12/20 02:38:45]"
This
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wet pubs. |
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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago
southampton |
.... Nigel Farage..... Only time I want to hear that idiots name ever is after the news reader says.... The Queen ordered the immediate execution of..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Zoom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re on mute!"
This hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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ISIS |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your no longer working from home |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You’re on mute!
This hahaha "
We have a £1 to charity fine at work now if people start talking and still on mute! |
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Light at the end of the tunnel
Level playing field
Grim milestone
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hey" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, we've run out of bog roll.....and pasta" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No "
Awwww  |
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"Dominic Cummings "
This.
Unless its stories about his arrest and or demise, fall from grace. Incarceration etc |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dominic Cummings
This.
Unless its stories about his arrest and or demise, fall from grace. Incarceration etc"
He'll be off to Russia to get the next assignment from his comrades |
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By *igmaMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire |
Wanker
Here it far too often! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wanker
Here it far too often! "
Winker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And here We have Rangers the newly crowned SPL Champions "
Or Celtic....make a change if someone else won |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Masks
Updates/daily briefings
Stay indoors
2 meters
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Masks
Updates/daily briefings
Stay indoors
2 meters
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You will have to change your username for next year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clubs to remain closed for the foreseeable future |
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"Dominic Cummings
This.
Unless its stories about his arrest and or demise, fall from grace. Incarceration etc
He'll be off to Russia to get the next assignment from his comrades "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trousers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The word 'like' used four times in every sentence. And TV presenters who cannt start anything without saying 'now' |
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Next graph please.
What will the two ronnies be doing once this is all over. Start working on covid 24 graphs |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
BLM party political broadcasts on the telly.
The Donald Trump Show, coming soon to ITV2.
Scarlet Moffett wants to stand in the next election.
Stagecoach buy out Arriva, First Group and have their beady little eyes on London.
Don't have nightmares! |
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Hi, I’m Cher, I really can turn back time. Welcome to 2020 |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"John Lewis calls in the receivers.
Will the last person please turn off the lights, on the high street.
Aw that made me sad!"
Cheer up Nora. They'll be fine, despite their rubbish TV ad this year.
Sending hugs to cheer you up. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Threatened by Aldi's growth: Tesco buys out LIDL.
(Ever noticed how the new roundels in Tesco look very similar to the LIDL logo?). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Michael Gove
He seriously needs to  off
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your flight is cancelled! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Your teddy bears are going in the loft! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we have sold out of toilet rolls" |
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‘Literally’ in the wrong context
I literally went to the moon and back .. no you fucking didn’t... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can you buy me a" |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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The alien invasion has begun |
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By *jl1972Man
over a year ago
Bournemouth |
The word "so" at the beginning of every sentence on every TV/radio news interview. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Grabs popcorn’
Such a irritating comment. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Google will make you watch a 30 second advert, before displaying your search results. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Unprecedented "
Sounds like Trump in January 2021...Unpresidented.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stay at home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's your turn to clean that up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Your electricity and gas rates are increasing  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
Do you want a smart meter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Close the schools |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry I've cum already |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Close the schools "
It's happened. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Vaccine fails, all three of them.
The stuff of nightmares and distopian novels. |
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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago
North Norfolk area |
Wales..... 6 Nations champions
Not that that's likely to happen (Nor Scotland either for that matter)
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Facebook moves over to subscription model.
Hehehe! |
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Holibobs.
I’d like for holidays to be ok again. I just don’t want anyone to say holibobs.
See also:
Amazeballs
Cool beans
Google is your friend
And worst of all, ‘just saying’. I know you’re just saying. You just said it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Celibate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holibobs.
I’d like for holidays to be ok again. I just don’t want anyone to say holibobs.
See also:
Amazeballs
Cool beans
Google is your friend
And worst of all, ‘just saying’. I know you’re just saying. You just said it "
Is Jollydays ok? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oven-ready |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry, youre last on my list
I dont have time for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually, I'm sorry, It was just a laugh, the virus just made people hiccup a bit, sorry! |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"More words I don't want to say, 'can you just pop your mask back up over your nose ta'
I'm like a broken record "
Good on you. Keep it up.
These are the people who need to feel bad, not you.
x |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
ADMIN: you've been given a 24 hour time out.
(Let's see what happens) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'I've been informed you recently in a car accident'
'Are you the homeowner?' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unprecedented "
THIS!!
this really grinds my gears |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Based |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Hands face space"
If IKEA directed porn films, then it would be "Hands, face, space, spurt" everytime. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sentences beginning with "Well" or "So". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pretty much anything mr Johnson says... |
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"Hands Face Space"
Haha, great minds!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lockdown
New normal
Furloughed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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New Variant |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Your to old |
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Might, could, possibly, possibility, perhaps ... all the words the bbc have shovelled out about covid ... |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Prince Harry and Meghan Markle"
And what about their new..?
(insert any of the following)
Perfume range
Clothing collection
Champagne
Over priced bling
Welcome-to-Canada YouTube videos.
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Bogies.
I've just never been a fan of the word. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Unprecedented |
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Can't help but feel this should be 2022 |
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"Common Sense"
Thats why the country is Fucked Johnson. All because you didn't have the back bone to take responsibility and provide the nation with Clarity and Leadership.
Instead you addressed the Nation and asked people to use "Common Sense".
Well done on that one you Clown and an embarrassment of a human being |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boris announces......With my deepest regret I’ve come to this really hard decision whilst on my 7 mile bike ride to announce a announce a another lockdown, if we all follow the rules we will be able go Christmas shopping 2021! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Boris announces......With my deepest regret I’ve come to this really hard decision whilst on my 7 mile bike ride to announce a another lockdown, if we all follow the rules we will be able go Christmas shopping 2021! "
excuse that x |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"John Lewis calls in the receivers.
I must stop predicting the future like this.
Will the last person please turn off the lights, on the high street.
Aw that made me sad!"
They are
The eight shops set to close include four At Home stores in:
Ashford
Basingstoke
Chester
Tunbridge Wells
Four department stores in:
Aberdeen
Peterborough
Sheffield
York
Peterborough is losing department stores because too many nemployers are paying minimum wage and are relying soley on temporary workers only. Here in Peterborough that means over two years with the same tight fisted agency.
Greedy landlords and scrounging pension cutting/robbing employers are dragging this country back to the good old Victorian slum days.
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Next slide please! Take your slide and stick it where.... |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Next slide please! Take your slide and stick it where.... "
Slides should be found near the roundabouts! Not the boardroom. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate it when proleo rub it in your face by saying
My fuck budy came around yesterday
My gf treated me
Going to see my gf over the weekend
My gf coming around tonight
The mate you you call up and that's what comes out of there mouth I feel like punch them in the face
Why don't you just put salt on My cut
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"John Lewis calls in the receivers.
Will the last person please turn off the lights, on the high street. "
Sad sad news x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when proleo rub it in your face by saying
My fuck budy came around yesterday
My gf treated me
Going to see my gf over the weekend
My gf coming around tonight
The mate you you call up and that's what comes out of there mouth I feel like punch them in the face
Why don't you just put salt on My cut
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I feel your pain, once went through a dry spell and didn't get shagged for 5 days |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when proleo rub it in your face by saying
My fuck budy came around yesterday
My gf treated me
Going to see my gf over the weekend
My gf coming around tonight
The mate you you call up and that's what comes out of there mouth I feel like punch them in the face
Why don't you just put salt on My cut
I feel your pain, once went through a dry spell and didn't get shagged for 5 days "
5 days is nothing compare to 2 years I am going mad
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hate it when proleo rub it in your face by saying
My fuck budy came around yesterday
My gf treated me
Going to see my gf over the weekend
My gf coming around tonight
The mate you you call up and that's what comes out of there mouth I feel like punch them in the face
Why don't you just put salt on My cut
I feel your pain, once went through a dry spell and didn't get shagged for 5 days
5 days is nothing compare to 2 years I am going mad
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I do hate those humble-boasts, where someone knows it's not a long time by most people's standards.
Feels good when it starts raining again though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll go out and come back in (skype) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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£3.99 FOR DELIVERY |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
And Jose Mourinho has signed a new contract to stay at Spurs until 2030 |
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