Yep, me again with yet another shout out to we chaps criminally ignored scrotums.
So, today’s task: Grab that wrinkly old dude by the hand and give it a good stretch out now, carefully gauging the extended measurement.
Are we talking a miserly inch or so or else, are you the proud owner of a ball sack boasting such elasticity that you could happily whip the old fella out and break the fall of a roof diving stuntman?
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Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners? |
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"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners? "
Yeah.
Mines a bit like screwball scramble.
Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around. |
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"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?
Yeah.
Mines a bit like screwball scramble.
Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around."
I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it. |
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"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?
Yeah.
Mines a bit like screwball scramble.
Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.
I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it. "
Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers? |
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"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?
Yeah.
Mines a bit like screwball scramble.
Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.
I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it.
Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers?"
Im not sure. I must have been preparing for scrotal play all these years without knowing   |
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"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?
Yeah.
Mines a bit like screwball scramble.
Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.
I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it.
Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers?
Im not sure. I must have been preparing for scrotal play all these years without knowing "
Makes sense. |
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"Do the balls move about the whole sack, have they got the room to roam as it were. Im wondering if I could twiddle them about to fit into all the corners?
Yeah.
Mines a bit like screwball scramble.
Just turn the nob a bit to move the balls around.
I could thumb them about like trying to squeeze the last softmint out of the packet without ripping it.
Why are you so careful with with softmint wrappers?
Im not sure. I must have been preparing for scrotal play all these years without knowing "
 There is an incredible joy and indeed, pride in stretching and playing with ones scrotum  |
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"Tried Mr's....first attempt resembled a bat's wing....40mins later we've advanced to a 4 man tent.
What do I win?"
I’m awarding you an exclusive chance to test drive that mighty scrotum; Yes indeed; It’s an all paid for sky diving lesson. Hold on tight and don’t forget to film the majesty of your partners maiden flight  |
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Update: I tried stretching mine but with no one else around to help out, I had to resort to wedging it under my door and then leaning back.
I’m in A&E now, but the food isn’t nearly as bad as I’d been led to believe.
On another positive note, I can now also sing five octaves higher  |
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