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I have just had a bath and what I thought was shampoo it wasn't
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"Heinz Salad Cream "Darling  | |||
"A bottle of sex piss "Which is what | |||
"A bottle of sex piss
Which is what "Preg nog  | |||
"A bottle of sex piss
Which is what
Preg nog "What's that | |||
"A bottle of sex piss
Which is what
Preg nog
What's that "Liquid children  | |||
"A bottle of sex piss
Which is what
Preg nog
What's that
Liquid children "Or liquid? | |||
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"I ran out of shampoo had to use real poo. "oh dear | |||
"I ran out of shampoo had to use real poo.
oh dear "Yes dear  | |||
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"I ran out of shampoo had to use real poo.
oh dear
Yes dear "That must stink | |||
"I’ve mistakenly used my dogs shampoo instead of my shower gel once. Nearly broken my neck when I slipped trying to lick my balls. " Oops | |||
"So what did I mistakenly buy." Brandy cream.  | |||
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"So what did I mistakenly buy. Brandy cream. "No babe xx | |||
"Baby oil?" Nope | |||
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"I thought it was shampoo it was near the bath" Some sort of non human cleaning product? Sink cleaner or something like that? | |||
"So what did I mistakenly buy. Brandy cream.
No babe xx"Mayonnaise. x | |||
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"Theakstons old peculiar?" No | |||
"Theakstons old peculiar? No" Bishops finger? | |||
Maybe lotion... I'm on the edge of my seat! | |||
"Theakstons old peculiar? No Bishops finger?" No | |||
"Bleach? Hopefully not
Maybe lotion... I'm on the edge of my seat! "Nooo | |||
"Bleach? Hopefully not
Maybe lotion... I'm on the edge of my seat!
Nooo"Well if you bought it mistakenly thinking it was shampoo it must have been near the shampoo aisle... Hmm. Hair gel? | |||
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"So what did I mistakenly buy." bubble bath? | |||
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"Bleach? Hopefully not
Maybe lotion... I'm on the edge of my seat!
Nooo
Well if you bought it mistakenly thinking it was shampoo it must have been near the shampoo aisle... Hmm. Hair gel? "Nope xx | |||
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"Chicken Chow Mein?" That my dear is no where near my bath x | |||
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"Sham pain." What's that | |||
"Theakstons old peculiar? No Bishops finger?" No idea what this is | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo" Is it conditioner -_- | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo" conditioner | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_-" Yes xxx | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo conditioner "I'm at a loss here as I have been shaving my head since 95, so no clue | |||
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"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx" do I get a prize | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx do I get a prize "Was Amber | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx" Well that was anticlimactic 
I'm glad I got the answer though  | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx do I get a prize
Was Amber"?? | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx Well that was anticlimactic
I'm glad I got the answer though "Haha xx | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx do I get a prize
Was Amber?? "Oh ok cum here and il wank you off | |||
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"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx do I get a prize
Was Amber??
Oh ok cum here and il wank you off "ahhh lol Sweet As he fumbles for his passport | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Is it conditioner -_- Yes xxx do I get a prize
Was Amber??
Oh ok cum here and il wank you off ahhh lol
Sweet
As he fumbles for his passport "Xxx | |||
"Hair gel? " No x | |||
"Hair gel? No x" Just read that it had already been guessed. Imagine how bad hair gel would to mistake for shampoo though! | |||
"Hair gel? No x Just read that it had already been guessed. Imagine how bad hair gel would to mistake for shampoo though! "do people still use hair gel, have products not moved on like 20 years now?? | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo" Poosham? | |||
"Hair gel? No x Just read that it had already been guessed. Imagine how bad hair gel would to mistake for shampoo though! " | |||
"It's very similar to shampoo Poosham?" No xxx | |||
"Hair gel? No x Just read that it had already been guessed. Imagine how bad hair gel would to mistake for shampoo though! do people still use hair gel, have products not moved on like 20 years now?? "I use it with a toothbrush to smooth down my baby hairs for a sleek ponytail. It's not like the shiny, crispy stuff from the 90s though . | |||
