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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please 
Ok.
Spit on my cock will you, please. 
Sorry, only straight in dry here.
Not even a bit of sucking first?
Pfffft.  "
Golly gosh no. Have you seen the uptake? Who knew buggery was so popular? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Please
Ok.
Spit on my cock will you, please.
Sorry, only straight in dry here.
Not even a bit of sucking first?
Pfffft.
Golly gosh no. Have you seen the uptake? Who knew buggery was so popular? "
Oh I know. You'd think everyone has just got horny all of a sudden.
i Cant think why. 
Now Bend over.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would rather wine and dinne and chat and see how the night progresses ha ha call me old fashioned x
Fine. We can talk and eat first  "
Sounds good to me ha ha it’s a date x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wish 
To clarify, you wish to bugger me, or also be buggered? Cos that could definately raise responses on this thread
Yes "
Oh I do love a lady of ambiguity |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this.... Willy-bum, bum-Willy kinda buggering? Or just the fact that I stole your morning coffee and swiped your last Biro kinda buggering+? "
You clearly havnt seen my biro pot. Unless you stole the WHOLE pot???? 
Definately the willy-bum type |
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"Would you not prefer the front entrance?
My vagina is actually sad at the moment. Otherwise sure  "
I think we we could cheer your vagina up more than your bum, if you wanted us to try. We just aren't into rearguard action. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you not prefer the front entrance?
My vagina is actually sad at the moment. Otherwise sure
I think we we could cheer your vagina up more than your bum, if you wanted us to try. We just aren't into rearguard action. "
Rearguard action! Now there's a term!
Buggery is occasional fun, not everyday  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you not prefer the front entrance?
My vagina is actually sad at the moment. Otherwise sure
Would tickling it make it laugh? "
NO! I should probably clarify at this point ( ) that I'm just finishing antibiotics for a water infection  |
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"Would you not prefer the front entrance?
My vagina is actually sad at the moment. Otherwise sure
Would tickling it make it laugh?
NO! I should probably clarify at this point ( ) that I'm just finishing antibiotics for a water infection "
Them antibollix are a pain in the wahoonah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok 
Is that so "
He can film it for Sir O |
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O "
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together "
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together
Can we wear our woolies? "
Hell yeah, I'll wear my granny shawl just for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together
Can we wear our woolies?
Hell yeah, I'll wear my granny shawl just for you "
ONLY the shawl please creamy pale skin against tartan. Oooh. |
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together
Can we wear our woolies?
Hell yeah, I'll wear my granny shawl just for you
ONLY the shawl please creamy pale skin against tartan. Oooh. "
Permission to jump in the middle please |
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together
Can we wear our woolies?
Hell yeah, I'll wear my granny shawl just for you
ONLY the shawl please creamy pale skin against tartan. Oooh. "
Of course |
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together
Can we wear our woolies?
Hell yeah, I'll wear my granny shawl just for you
ONLY the shawl please creamy pale skin against tartan. Oooh.
Permission to jump in the middle please "
Always room for you |
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"Need to get a double ended dildo then we can bugger each other
I've got one. We might need to rinse it after fiddles though!
Winner I'll hold you that
I’ll stick around if that’s ok
Is that so
He can film it for Sir O
Well don't you just love it when a plan comes together
Can we wear our woolies?
Hell yeah, I'll wear my granny shawl just for you
ONLY the shawl please creamy pale skin against tartan. Oooh.
Permission to jump in the middle please
Always room for you "
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