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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Slap somebody around the face with a big wet fish, who would it be

Michael gove for me, his face, his voice, his smarmy sanctimonious attitude

Ass licking twat

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

...I presume that Donald Trump is a given?...

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By *ilkChocManMan over a year ago

Sanderstead

Not to get political...

But Nigel Farage.

Would freeze the fish first as well for maximum thwack.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can we only pick one?

I might struggle.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"Not to get political...

But Nigel Farage.

Would freeze the fish first as well for maximum thwack."

Frozen? I like your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...I presume that Donald Trump is a given?...

He doesn't really bug me, I find him funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can we only pick one?

I might struggle. "

Go for it, as many as you like

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By *uriouscouple83Couple over a year ago

Worcester

"Not to get political...

But Nigel Farage.

Would freeze the fish first as well for maximum thwack."

I was going to say Nige, as he is being given the fish treatment already I will say Katie Hopkins

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Michael MacIntyre

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By *ull_circleWoman over a year ago

Brighton

Insta wanker/influences...the lot of them

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

Matt Hancock for similar reasons.

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'm with you OP. Gove would get a juicy, week old fish to the face.

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By *ily WhiteWoman over a year ago

Oh, I have a long, long list...how many fish are available?

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Piers Morgan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jacob Rees-Mogg

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My neighbour

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By *affeine DuskMan over a year ago

Caerphilly

I guess someone who got off on being slapped by a fish, probably?

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I opt for a sledge hammer instead?

I have a long list....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Piers Morgan"

With you on that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dianna abbot and Jeremy corbyn double backhanded slap

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

Every twatty wanker in the supermarket who refuses to wear a mask, without a sunflower lanyard.

Selfish wanky gits.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I guess someone who got off on being slapped by a fish, probably?"

Is that a thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Every twatty wanker in the supermarket who refuses to wear a mask, without a sunflower lanyard.

Selfish wanky gits."

This'll do for me.

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